It wasn’t God, a least. It was Deepak Chopra.
Had a powerful meditation just now – caused an earthquake in Southern California.
Was meditation on Shiva mantra & earth began to shake. Sorry about that
Some people were upset at my remarks re earthquake. Sorry about that. I was actually meditating when it happenned and thougt” Whoaaa!”
What a buffoon.
I think I’ll go eat a burrito and see if I can cause a mudslide in California a little later. Followed by a typhoon. Maybe if I add extra hot sauce I can also trigger some fires.