It’s a gateway drug to a lifetime of depravity!

I was sent this scan of a delightful article from Watchtower Magazine — you know, that bizarre piece of pulp from the Jehovah’s Witnesses. Look at their list of wicked temptations that might lead a faithful person into a life of sin. Take special note of #2.


“A well-intentioned teacher urges you to pursue higher education at a university.” Oooh. Sends a chill down my spine.

I guess I’m even more evil than I, or the Jehovah’s Witnesses, can imagine. I’ve urged many students to go on to graduate school, which as all of you advanced students know, is where all the real licentiousness, wickedness, baby barbecues, and bonobo sex goes on.

(Hat tip to WVCSR)