Just to clarify the ScienceBlogs 1,000,000 Comments contest: the millionth commenter didn’t win anything. Everybody who makes a comment on Scienceblogs up to 30 September is automatically entered in a drawing to win a fabulous trip for two to New York. If you slept through the moment when the millionth comment was entered, you didn’t miss anything and you didn’t lose, necessarily.
So keep on talking. But shhhhh, don’t tell anyone: you only need to make one comment to be entered, and more comments don’t increase your odds.
TheWireMonkey says
So, what if I already live in New York? Can I win a fabulous trip for two to Minnesota? Seriously. I love to go there!
scooter says
It’s hard to comment when you ain’t got no internets, or electricity, damn we got the shit kicked out of us.
I’ll post pix from the hood if anybody ever shows up with a line truck and starts working on this mess.
-houston
CadicusTheDamned says
I second #1’s idea. I have a sister in Minneapolis and only an ex-girlfriend in NYC that hates me. Plus, I’d love to drink a few stouts with the infamous professor.
zer0 says
<3 PZ
Nick says
Commenting on ScienceBlogs is like eating your veggies. It’s good for you, it makes you feel better, and occasionally it flings you across the continent and expands your mind.
zer0 says
Odd, I tried to say “heart” PZ by doing the ol’ less-than-3 trick, but I guess it thought it was a broken html tag… oopsies!
Trish says
I think that my going to New York would promote world peace and feed all the hungry kids in China my Mom always told me about when I didn’t want to eat my veggies.
Thank you. Crown please?
mhogan says
It’d be great to win a trip to New York. I’d love to visit the Hayden Planetarium at the Natural History Museum (even if it’s sans Pluto).
Marc says
Oh, really? I only have to comment ONCE? Good to know.
Now, how do I go about putting this new bit of information to good use?
:)
Christopher says
Comment. Comment comment comment.
Insightful comment. Explanation of insightful comment.
Commentary comment. Reinforcement of commentary comment.
Conclusive comment.
Longtime Lurker says
You mean there’s a chance that Peter Rooke will win a trip up here to my neck of the woods?
Gotta stock up on milk before the sicko gets here!
Peter Jan Haas says
All right then, I’d love to visit New York. Actually, I’d love to visit the USA.. fingers crossed!
Alcari says
I wanted to post something sarcastic, but it might win, and I don’t to win with a non-post.
I just can’t think of anything usefull to say.
Spiv says
I could use a vacation to new york. But alas, I am a lonely crump- two tickets is redundant. Unless of course I can get them on staggered flight times to go twice? That would be sweet.
Ichthyic says
wait.
more…
comments…
don’t…
increase…
your…
chances?
then…
I’m…
wasting…
my…
time.
thanks.
(pretend there was a separate entry for each of those lines – I’m far too lazy to actually do it).
Elvish Pirate Monarch says
The secret of this contest adds to my comprehension of the mysteries of the univers…awww enlightenment
lollipop says
A trip to NY? I’m in – I’ve only been there once.
I wish I had more to say, but my brain is fried..
Bruce Breece FCD says
A visit to New York City would be nice.
David says
I win.
Jim says
oh good, so like I’ve entered
J Daley says
I’d like to visit New York.
mark says
Cool
Patricia says
Scooter!! Huzzah! Thanks for checking in, I was worried about you, you ol’ knucklehead. ;o)
Dave H says
Anyone else think it’d be funny if one of PZ’s haters won the prize?
Freddie says
A free lottery for a trip to NYC? count me in!
Lurky says
A free trip to NY? Sure, I’ll jump to it!
khops says
i would love a trip home out of this redneck hell of nc i have found myself in.
Anthony says
Leave it to PZ to give us the low down on how to win this contest.
Bryan says
Sorry guys, no need to enter. Logic proves I win!
1. The odds of life are soooooo rare(like 1 in a BILLION MILLION DILLION!)
2. Life exists (aka “I win” (the game of life)).
Therefore 3. There is a God.
4. The odds of this contest are sooooo rare (like 1 in a THOUSAND THOUSAND and change)
5. There is a God (see 3)
Therefore 6. I win (the game of SB)
SUCKERS!
Paul The Burptist says
Thanks for the clarification, I was under that misapprehension myself.
Martin says
I’m sure I’d be able to win even though I’m from Norway. Right? I mean, it hardly costs anything to fly over the pond these days. Barely.
Cuttlefish, OM says
I suppose that my comments won’t cease
But an answer could give me some peace
Could a “trip for two” be
One who’s local (that’s me)
And the other a beauty from Greece?
Sara says
I’ve always wanted to go to the American Museum of Natural History!
Rick says
I hope I win!
pdiff says
I’d like to comment on that, but you covered all quite clearly!
Pdiff
Cuttlefish, OM says
Or another, for what it is worth
From the opposite side of the earth–
I don’t mean to be rude
But the prize could include,
Say, a sweetie who lives down in Perth?
tsg says
What, I should enter for a $12 train ticket?
Helge says
seems like the right thread to post to, if you don’t really have anything to say but still want to go to NY
Boomer says
Well I just went to New York City this summer, but it was only for long enough to realize that I need more time there to see and do everything I want to. So I’d be glad to go back!
Rev. BigDumbChimp, KoT says
Good to see scooter is alive.
Hopefully everyone is ok Scooter and your abode isn’t wrecked.
Shane Killian says
Okay, then; I’m entered. ;^)
Cuttlefish, OM says
And I don’t mean to cause you more strife
But one question, as sharp as a knife:
Would you mind, if I won,
If I have me some fun–
Or does “trip for two” mean it’s my wife?
Santoki says
Thanks for endlessly entertaining us, PZ. :)
Lluraa says
Can I use the ticket from Salt Lake City to Sin City (New York)?
ryanm says
Is it true that if I win I get to pick my favorite science blogger to meet up with me in NY for dinner? P.Z., I reckon you have a pretty good chance of being summoned to N.Y. yourself, if that be the case…
Kimbo Jones says
Starting from when? I commented a long time ag– ohh look at that I just commented.
Elliott says
Are trolls eligibe? The idea of a troll winning seems rather distasteful.
LisaJ says
Oh, but it was so fun competing for the 1,000,000th comment. I still wanna know who it was… any idea?
Tony Sidaway says
Okay, we’ve filled Scienceblogs up. Do we move on and infest another blog site, or what?
SteveM says
You mean like this: I <3 NY
Lance Kidwell says
So this comment, about commenting, counts.
JoshH says
Here’s to being selfish and hoping I win something!
Mercurious says
Hey Cuttlefish… maybe “trip for two” means your wife and your girlfriend will go together…….
SC says
If you go to the Sb home page there’s a link to a schedule of the celebrations going on this month in the US and beyond.
Rev. – Just emailed you. Let me know if you don’t get it.
scooter – Glad to hear you’re intact. My mother was just deployed there by the Red Cross and is on her way down.
John Frum says
I can’t pass up a chance to win fabulous prizes and endless fortune.
faouloki says
I was going to comment under the guise of praising the triple delight from Cuttlefish but that would be too transparent.
Dustin says
One ticket for the gravy train, please.
Dairen says
What contest?
Hans says
“I have boobies for New York”?
Patricia says
Who knew Cuttlefish is so slutty! ;o)
Oskar says
OK
tsg says
With the “I” next to it, it looks completely other.
ppb says
OK, add my name to the list. I love going to NYC.
Gishin says
So I should probably post then. Does it matter if I am stationed in England?
Hank says
I wouldn’t feel right winning on a superfluous comment that added nothing to the site’s discussions, so let me tell you why I think Christianity is clearly wrong.
Most Christians readily cite the Bible passage John 3:16 as the core of their faith. In a nutshell, it means that God sacrificed his own son for our sins, and concurrently, that Jesus sacrificed his life for us.
The Great Sacrifice.
Let’s look at this while staying consistent to mainstream Christian beliefs.
In the Trinity, God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit are one.
God, and therefore, Jesus too, has always existed, since the beginning of eternity.
Jesus, in human form, knew that he was going to be killed, and he knew that he would rise from the dead in three days:
“Jesus answered and said unto them, Destroy this temple, and in three days I will raise it up.” (2 John 2:19)
Jesus also knew that he would then ascend into heaven to live for all eternity at the right hand of God. That was the deal: Exist for eternity in paradise, go to Earth for 33 years, teach a bit, return to paradise. The time since then has been spent waiting for the other shoe to drop; that is, for Christ to return to Earth.
So then, where is the sacrifice?
I mean, “to sacrifice” means to give up something you need without expecting to get it back. Certainly, if God told Jesus that the only way to save mankind was to leave heaven permanently, ie. sacrifice his spot, then I would recognize the great gift. But he didn’t. He sent him to visit and come home.
It’s no different than me putting a slug nickel in a gumball machine, yanking it back out, and proclaiming that you should really thank me for that gumball you’re enjoying because I sacrificed my own nickel for it ESPECIALLY FOR YOU. It’s silly to claim I sacrificed a nickel when I clearly got it right back. Why is it different to say God sacrificed his son when he clearly did not?
The crucifixion itself was not the sacrifice either; Jesus the man giving up his life. The sacrifice of a life is a purely human construction. It is the ultimate gift a human can do precisely because we only get the one life. Death is scary, because neither you, nor I, know what comes afterward. Maybe nothing comes afterward, thus the correct use of the words “human sacrifice.”
Gods have no fear of death, even in human form, because they not only already know what is on the other side, but that death simply means they get to go home, where it’s much nicer.
So what?
So we are faced with a choice: Either God is playing us for suckers, talking about a sacrifice that clearly is not, or, drum roll….someone made the whole thing up and forgot to wrap up the logical contradictions.
Hmmm.
This is carefully weighed evidence directly from Christian Holy Scriptures, and theists can not satisfactorily dispute it. The best they’ve done is to say that Jesus had to suffer so we couldn’t say something like “You don’t know how it feels to be human.”
However, an omnipotent god wouldn’t need to do that.
No, to call Jesus divine is to admit that there was no sacrifice. Conversely, to say that Jesus sacrificed his life, you can no longer call him divine. The best you can do is to say a divine Jesus pulled a fast one on us because human sacrifices were all the rage in the Bronze Age, and faking one was the best way to get our attention.
And insisting that Jesus really sacrificed his life for us means nothing less than he was fully human–with no link to the divine. A true sacrifice. Dead and gone forever.
Thus, the “Mystery of Faith.” So it goes with all of religion: When things go our way, then God is responsible. When things go badly for us, or we’re faced with an irreconcilable contradiction in dogma, well then, God works in mysterious ways.
Dave UH says
I want to see what the 1×10^6 comment was.
Charles Velasco says
damn..new york
Rev. BigDumbChimp, KoT says
Yeah i got it. I thought I replied though I was running out the door nearly the same time.
let me know.
Kristine says
*cough cough cough* *sneeze!*
~hoarse voice
“Comment!”
~/hoarse voice
*Blows nose*
NYC here I come! *croak*
Beth says
Hey PZ,
If you’re searching for a new Friday Cephalopod, my friend Jessica (a biology PhD student working on bacterial cytoskeleton proteins) crochets a mean one or two here at her Etsy site:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=13135805
The Swiss says
cool, two tickets to The city! (Never been to the US yet…)
There are still some deeply mysterious aspects to this contest though. My fiancée is in Bali for the rest of the year. Do we we get two tickets to fly separately to NY? or do I have to find a new girl here in Switzerland?
DocBot says
Wohoo! An entry qualification I can match (and just did) :D
Kobra says
Man, it would put me in a tough spot if I won. Who would I take to New York?
BionicHips says
We are in NJ with family in Minneapolis. NY -> Minneapolis is better than the other way.
Kristine says
Are trolls eligibe? The idea of a troll winning seems rather distasteful.
Trolls can win a prize to be sneezed on by me. Maybe then I’ll get my voice back and change back into human form.
MrHomer says
Long time listener, first time caller here signing in to party in NYC ;)
Jordan says
Oh boy, I hope I win ;)
(Obviously posted just to add a chance to win)
Lluraa says
Hank,
Permit me to share with you what many in my faith community beleive and feel. We beleive that God became man in the person of Jesus Christ and He taught us how to relate to God and to one another.
Humankind though the years have done a heck of a job in messing up following in the name of Jesus but some day, we might get it right.
I beleive that the more science discovers the more we see the glory of God’s creation.
Hena says
Im commenting, im commenting, Im commenting.. here I come New York!
sjburnt says
Jees! For those first few callers, the distance between Moorhead and Minneapolis is about five hours. (That’s Minnesootan distance, ya know.
Do you suppose I could win a trip from Minneapolis out to Moorhead?
majkia says
cool puppies.. er squid
Patrick says
Sweet!
tsg says
As a resident of another state that measures distance in minutes, I can tell you the time it takes to get somewhere around here is only very loosely related to how far away it is.
Trevor says
Oh, well in that case!
Resa says
PZ is awesome?
Bunk says
There’s no way you can trick me into posting just for a chance to win a fabulous trip for two to New York. No way at all.
Matt says
Good to know. When I find the time I will have to post.
mn_monkey says
So this is good enough?
Cool.
Spion says
New York, here I come!
(haha)
Doug says
Ditto on the trip to Minnesota (although I don’t already live in New York).
Victor says
So PZ Myers is going to personally reward me with a trip to New York City from his proceeds off this popular science blog website?!?! Amazing, simply amazing.
Emerson Ross says
Here’s my first comment on Pharyngula…although I’ve been a devoted reader for a good year!
Pierce R. Butler says
Somebody’s got to say it: New York – ehh.
If I win, can I swap the tickets etc for something useful?
G says
Well then, I’d better comment, hadn’t I…
…Oh, wait.
tsg says
connecticut man1 says
I am just curious what the odds are of me winning with this one important comment? Just seeing if the science guy is s statistics guru too… :)
JStein says
I want a trip to NYC!
If I just want to go by myself, can I go twice?
Jon Garvin says
As organizer of the Missoula Area Secular Society (M.A.S.S.) and recently appointed “Vice President of Secular Affairs” for the Missoula Skeptics… I would LOVE a trip to NY to meet some of the NY Skeptics and maybe do some other cool stuff too. So, here’s my entry for the contest. I’ll keep my fingers crossed (no, really, it totally works!!)
Ted Powell says
Walt Disney Presents: The Sarah Palin Story
Beauty and the Veep
Enjoy… maybe that’s not the right word…
Jeff says
comment
Andrew says
Post.
Heh.
Yeah. umm Hi?
Captain Mike says
What do you want to bet that Woot (of (.)(.) fame) wins?
Andre Vienne says
Interesting.
Rey Fox says
My foot hurts.
Dr. Pablito says
This is not a comment.
Wavefunction says
That’s a nifty way to get people to comment PZ. Not that they need an incentive in your case.
tsg says
Do questions count?
mocular says
This is a comment.
Espen says
A trip to New York…hmmm…it would be nice to see the U.S. while they still allow atheists to enter. They do still allow atheists to enter…right?
Anyways, keep up the good work Professor :)
Nerd of Redhead says
I would much prefer something useful like a new iMac. But the Redhead would probably demand the NY trip.
tsg says
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Bruce Gardner says
Timmah
Bonzai says
I am a banana.
astroande says
Aww, that’s no fun. I already live in New York.
afterthought says
A comment on Scienceblogs: Better than a root canal, and costs less too!
Bad Albert says
I’ve already been to Minnesota. I drove through a couple of months ago so I would rather go to New York. I’ve wanted to see the World Trade Center ever since they did that remake of King Kong. I guess it’s too late for that now.
Fred Mounts says
Bonzai fits perfectly in Ray Comforts hand.
Antero says
Can’t think of anything, sorry.
sara says
You mean that the sycophant posse and the pro-creationists baited here have equal chance to win? How could any god allow it?
Fred Mounts says
@117 – Er, Comfort’s, with apologies to KoT.
Eamon Knight says
I’ll add to the folks wondering what happens if one of the well-known kooks and trolls wins — mroberts? JAD?
I’ve been to NY once: spent one day at the AMNH, and the other on the lower Manhattan bsu tour. If we went back? AMNH again, and maybe have a look at that vacant lot across the street if the weather is decent (but it sounds like Seed has a programme of cool sci-stuff for the lucky winners to see).
My choice of SciBlogger to have dinner with? Wilkins. I’m seeing PZ in TO next month anyways.
Quiet_Desperation says
First post!
Huh. A little late, I guess.
Overstroming says
I would like to be molested by the TSA, so count me in!
g2 says
How is the fishing in NYC?
jj says
“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.”
– Douglas Adams
Taxorgian says
I would comment more often, but sadly I’ve not much to say. I would like the trip, of course!
Chris Swanson says
Does this count as a comment? :D
Azdak says
A winning comment
requires some attitude.
Science works, bitches!
tsg says
Last Post!
Rebecca Watson says
Wait. So I didn’t need to subscribe to Good Housekeeping to win the sweeps?
SHIT.
Patricia says
Llurra – Explain the magical under pants, please. That’s what all the truly inquiring minds want to know about.
Mark says
@129 — not quite…
Quiet_Desperation says
I would like to be molested by the TSA, so count me in!
Wait. What? There’s molestation to be had? Will the TSA agent be Condoleezza Rice in that gestappo-ish outfit she wore a few years back? I am *so* there.
Oh deary deary me, I’m going to get in trouble here again. :-(
Dreamstone says
I’m a lurker, I wanna go too!
Ted Powell says
Palin rally vs anti-Palin rally, brought to you by:
Mudflats
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http://mudflats.wordpress.com/2008/09/15/rally-vs-rally-do-the-math/
“Anti” ahead in attendance by as much as three to one. An earlier article has more pictures and video.
Matt Dillahunty says
I hope we’re both around for the 10,000,000th comment.
Quiet_Desperation says
What do you want to bet that Woot (of (.)(.) fame) wins?
Anyone know what the deal with Woot is?
Sometimes I totally agree with him. Or her. It?
tsg says
It was when I made it.
The Cheerful Nihilist says
I posted this morning at about 999,997 (Science Blog Time). When I hit the refresh button, the counter was at 1,000,001.
That was pretty cool. Then I went to work. That was not.
Jewel says
New York…. Yeah, ok, that would be great!
Rob says
New York, you say?
UrCardiac says
A trip to NYC would be most excellent.
Matt says
Good news! So this will mark my offical entry.
Barry says
Sign me up!
Ag says
You know, I kind of felt like a squid at work today (if squids worked in corporations, that is). I was threatened with work, so I wrote down a thousand and seven questions for my manager (creating an inky whirlpool of confusion)chucked the files on her desk, and jetted myself out of there…backwards!
I got some really strange looks for that.
Raynfala says
Well, if you say so…
Veronica says
wow!! NYC??? I’d love that!! Count me in!
Ag says
You know, I kind of felt like a squid at work today (if squids worked in corporations, that is). I was threatened with work, so I wrote down a thousand and seven questions for my manager (creating an inky whirlpool of confusion)chucked the files on her desk, and jetted myself out of there…backwards!
I got some really strange looks for that.
sjm says
Nothing like the prospect of a free trip to New York to get people to de-lurk. :)
Scote says
“So keep on talking. But shhhhh, don’t tell anyone: you only need to make one comment to be entered, and more comments don’t increase your odds.”
Well, thank goodness. I’d hate to think that trolls had better odds of winning, or those annoying people who try and post “First!” with nothing to say about the actual topic at hand.
gruggach says
I’d love to visit New York. I’ve never been.
If aliens were to study our TV broadcasts to learn about us they’d think we all lived in New York or LA.
Or Cincinnati if they lucked out and caught old WKRP re-runs.
Adam says
Nothing to see here. Just a typical lurker to the blog.
Hiding, just waiting to pounce. for a trip to NY.
*meooow*
Damn, need bigger cats….
E.V. says
Last I heard, Lluridd, Las Vegas is Sin City and NYC is The Big Apple.
I wouldn’t bet on the Jesus myth stuff, it seems to fall apart under the scrutiny of logic. Oh BTW, it’s i before e except after c believe it or not.
Hooloovoo says
I love New York!
Clintsc9 says
So where is the comment supposed to be put?
I’d love a trip to New York but don’t know where to comment.
Somebody help.
rob says
i’ll comment to that!
Lluraa says
Llurra – Explain the magical under pants, please. That’s what all the truly inquiring minds want to know about.
Pat, there are many garments that various religions wear, for example Jewish men wear yamukles, and prayer shaws, some Christians wear special garments for their liturgical celebrations, monks and nuns in both the Christian and Buddhist communities wear special clothes, and Mormons have special undergarments that are particularly meaningful for them. Truly inquiring minds may want to google it or go to a library for a better and deeper explaination. But surely as a good scientist you know this.
Richard says
New Yawk, here I come!
E.V. says
Who’d a thunk Cuttlefish had a girl in every port? I thought his poetry was for posterity and erudition and he’s just using it to score some chicks. Who needs a sports car when you have his talent.
He does raise an important concern though; do you both have to leave from the same port of call? Just wondering.
“I’m in a New York state of mind…”
Barry says
Sign me up!
HP says
Actually, I’m really hoping that the prize goes to a creationist, or an anti-vaxxer, or a global warming denialist. I think it would make for fantastic theater.
E.V. says
LLuraa,
We know about the garment. The point is that no garment, prayer shawl, penis sheath, etc. is actually magical and that a belief that it is anything other than purely ceremonial is ludicrous.
So do you believe the Mormon garments have mystical properties?
Jonny_eh says
I hate New York, I hope I don’t win ;)
Mark (Monty) Montague says
does that mean this is the place to post if you haven’t been inspired to post anything else recently?
Hey, maybe I should bring out the old “face it, a lot of Junk DNA isn’t junk, but creationists can still go screw” argument. See
Nature 454, 1042-1045 (2008) | doi:10.1038/4541042a
at http://www.nature.com/news/2008/080827/full/4541042a.html
and compare and contrast to PZ’s http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2007/06/its_junk_get_over_it.php
There, that’s sorta on topic, and maybe I’ll WIN THE BIG PRIZE!!1!!1!
Yaroslav Naumenko says
You know, considering that I only live 2 hours from NY, it will be very silly for me to win…
Michael says
Well, if you put it that way, I may as well comment once!
Scott says
Sounds like a fabulous idea for a contest… I’ll take it!
Michael says
I’d love a trip to New York… I’ve never been.
Chris R. says
I am single-handedly, with this comment, attempting to increase the odds that the winning comment will be from this thread. Please do not make my effort be made in vain, Scienceblog gods of chance ;)
Bjørn Østman says
I want to become a veterinarian who saves the environment.
A Listener in Berlin says
Does this count as a comment?
Paul Burnett says
“I’d love a trip to New York… I’ve never been. – Michael, #168
I double dated with my wife to the New York World’s Fair in 1964. Haven’t been back since. I hear it’s changed.
Whitney says
The urge to comment after reading that was just… irresistible
Geral says
I don’t like the odds of this one, but I’ll post for the chance of winning.
Pixelfish says
The odds may be against me but on the off-chance, I really wouldn’t mind a trip to New York. I missed it when I actually lived only a few hours away. Slothful me.
Skwee says
Crescimento e Desenvolvimento do liberalism in various arbitrary harmful difamação.
(What happened when I ran this blog’ s slogan through all the languages of Google Translate.)
Dveduu says
so just one comment eh
Peter says
NYC is ok but if I had the option, I’d choose Morris (except in winter).
Paul Burnett says
“I’d hate to think that trolls had better odds of winning, or those annoying people who try and post “First!” with nothing to say about the actual topic at hand.” – Scote, #150
Watch Woot win it. (.)(.)
Or Woot’s mom. ( . )( . )
Lucas says
I see what you’re saying … you’re saying there’s still a chance!
Rodibidably says
I agree with the others, Id rather head to Minn, as NYC is just a drive, while Minn is a place I’ve never been.
JJR says
Feeling glad not to be working in either Galveston or Houston (where I have worked in recent years, 2005-2007) right now. Ike just gave us in Denton, TX some light rain and cooler Fall-like temperatures in its wake.
My folks down in Sugar Land, TX had to sit around without electricity or AC for 42 hours, but now they’re back on the grid. Big tree lost some big limbs, but it stayed up and didn’t crash into the house. Mom says it was worse than Alicia with regards to the wind, but not as bad as regarded the flooding, which in Alicia got up into our back yard and ruined the downstairs carpeting.
It got up pretty far into the front yard, too, with big ol’ brownish whirlpools around the street drains.
I still remember that, all the way back to 1983.
From late 2005 to early 2006, I lived/worked in Galveston, in some apartments right on Seawall Blvd. I always felt nervous the whole time I was there, particularly since Galveston had just dodged the Rita bullet right before I moved down there. I will miss the Balinese Room, though they always were playing Russian roulette with that structure, and finally lost. I count myself lucky that my position with TAMUG didn’t work out after all; If I’d stayed, I’d be out of a job. Plus, I used to work for AIG in Houston and their stock just tanked, plus their Houston operations have been temporarily relocated to Austin, TX.
Me, I enjoyed walking to work this morning with the temp a cool 50 F. Guilty pleasure for this former greater Houston-Galveston area resident.
windy, OM says
How much is “a lot”? If those “2,000 long non-coding RNAs” are functional, that would still not make most of the genome non-junk. If you are going to argue that the 80% of the human genome that’s transcribed is probably functional (and not just in the general sense that transcription itself may be useful for something), fine, but then we need to explain how humans manage the genetic load of maintaining all that by selection.
Randomfactor says
What about those of us who are agnostic and don’t believe there *IS* a New York?
Carlie says
Mememememememe!!! I’ll take it.
Chris Leithiser says
Of course, those of us with multiple e-mail addresses would never dream of commenting under more than one name; that would be wrong.
Patricia says
Llurra – I’m not even remotely a scientist. I’m a farmer, herb & egg peddler, and a strumpet. Late at night I morph into an ignorant slut.
So please do tell about the ‘garments’, you have everyone’s attention!
Kellen says
I’ll give this contest a try, why not?
benjdm says
Just one comment, eh?
Sven DiMilo says
Just took a trip to NYC yesterday…my last-ever trip to Shea Stadium, in fact (last time I was there? 1971!)
Mets were up by 2 until Atlanta scored 5 in the top of the ninth.
Anybody got a decent relief pitcher for sale?
Adrian Hayter says
Dinner with my favourite science blogger? That’s certainly worth this comment :D.
Rene Malenfant says
What a ridiculous way to run a contest.
Rivka says
I suppose this is a good enough reason for this lurker to post something.
Sven DiMilo says
…or was that Sunday? Sunday, right.
The hell happened to Monday????
kyle says
“consider me entered,” said the lurker.
hyperdeath says
Will SQL injections improve my chances ?
‘); UPDATE CompetitionEntrants SET Winner=TRUE WHERE UserName = ‘hyperdeath’; —
Justin Higinbotham says
Hah, I love your work PZ and can’t resist a shot at winning a sweet trip out to NY. Keep up the good work.
Justin
Rev. BigDumbChimp, KoT says
Now please explain to us how native Americans are the descendants of the Israelites. And I don’t want to google it I want you to explain it because you came her blabbering on about Mormonism in too many threads to remember.
Now please. Go right ahead.
Kougaro says
Well, since i got to put something in this comment : PZ, your blog is very good, I really love it, please continue posting lots of godless thoughts and commentaries.
The Young Linguist says
What’s this about a contest?
Reinis says
To contribute to the spam…
I’ve been reading this blog since long before it had thousand-comment-posts, and I haven’t been commenting very much, because other people always seem to be doing much better than I could hope for. I was just wondering if Seed would follow up with sending me from my Eastern Europe location to New York if I won.
In any case, sincere thanks for being a candle in the dark, PZ.
Ohika says
Daily lurker here. I can’t resist entering contests for fabulous prizes despite the long odds…
Kel says
Only need one comment for the one in a million chance? Let me win so I can sing “I’ve got a golden ticket”
E.V. says
Rev BDC:
re:#198
Amen.
justin says
Daily reader, I rarely comment.
Can I goes to New York now?
MikeM says
I am concerned about concern trolls. It’s not that it’s not your right to express these opinions, it’s that something bad may happen if you do.
I’m so concerned. Concerned, concerned, concerned.
Autumn in New York.
Why does it seem so inviting?
sid Schwab says
Good to know.
Rev. BigDumbChimp, KoT says
It spells the thrill of first-nighting, duh
Lynnai says
Nifty.
Timcol says
New York, New York. What a wonderful town!
Robert J. Grieve says
So here is my comment: Coney Island Hot Dogs, Real Kosher Delis on Flatbush Ave, a Tongue Sandwich on pumpernickel with mustard and horseradish, China Town, Little Italy, Arthur Avenue, Brighton Beach, Katz’s Deli, and so much more. NY NY. Bring it on.
SC says
I can’t believe how many lurkers there are! It’s so easy sometimes to slip into thinking you’re having a more “private” conversation, and there are probably a few hundred people reading. Yikes! :)
Rev. – Got it.
Sven DiMilo says
Ll(a)uraa’s Poeing that is my OPINOIN
Brian English says
(comment goes here)
blorf says
@ 137
A while back Dr Myers made a comment along the lines of ‘I don’t care if all you do is post links to boobies’ and w00t crawled out of the woodwork. I am a big fan of boobies, and envy the professor for getting to go to the galopagos and see them live.
Eisnel says
This lurker wants a prize.
Pete Rooke says
Ah, how sweet it would be should I win. If only God concerned himself with such things. Question: If I do win is the sci.blogger obligated to meet me even against their will? I would very much like to meet Dr. Myers.
Venger says
May as well get my one comment in. Haven’t been particularly loquacious this month.
Matt Stocum says
Well then…
SC says
If that doesn’t send shivers down your spine, nothing will.
«bønez_brigade» says
#1,000,543, huzzah!
Steve4056 says
Heads up to those in earshot of QR77 in Calgary. Ken Miller is on somewhere between 18:30 to 21:00 Mountain Time Sept 16. Can’t find the exact segment he’ll be on. Others can download from the AudioVault
http://www.qr77.com/StationShared/AudioVault.aspx
after a quick free signup.
Rev. BigDumbChimp, KoT says
Yeah it’s a tough call. you’d think someone that amazingly annoying and obtuse would have to be trying at it.
echidna says
NYC. Cool.
Charles says
Orly?
Duke York says
Only one comment to enter the contest? Scandalous!
This is my first comment in the time frame ^_^.
JohnnyPotamus says
Well, thanks for the update.
Patricia says
Sven, I think you’re right.
SC, No kidding, who knew there are so many of the Ilk! Wow, and look how pretty they are. Like a whole school of bright silvery flashes. *tears up* HI!!!
William says
I have no comment on this issue…
Pete Rooke says
@ Patricia/SC
I like the idea of unknown people being exposed to diff. opinions and arguments. It give my analogies/various philosophies more relevance.
Andrew Hay says
An excellent excuse to stop lurking and contribute.
Patricia says
PZ, If Pete Rooke wins, and you have to meet him, I can FedX you out my 10 tined manure fork. You’re gonna need it.
Ssrah says
Mmmm… Comments
sara says
To Lluraa et al.
Since we are on the off-topic topic of religious costumes, I will contribute a second-order off-topic comment/question:
There was at least one report that the success of Hoopoe being elected as the national bird of Israel could be attributed to the resemblance of the crest to Jewish costume headdress. What could it be? Shtraml?
[Source: http://www.7kanal.com/news.php3?id=247389%5D
Wowbagger says
#211 – makes me think of this:
Statue of Liberty, Staten Island Ferry;
Co-op city, Katz’s and Tiffanys;
Central Park, Brooklyn Bridge;
The Empire State where Dylan lived;
Coney Island and Times Square;
Rockefeller Centre, wish I was there…
Patricia says
Pete, If you want to play rough let’s go back to the other thread. Be sure to bring your invisible friend.
Nerd of Redhead says
I see Pete is off his meds again.
Steve says
I like Pharyngula!
amphiox says
Whether Lluraa and others are Poes does not matter that much to me. I would still respond the same.
If it was supposed to be satire, then let my response be part of the satire. Happy to oblige.
pcarini says
This is definite proof that Llaura isn’t of the Morg and is just fucking with us. The Mormons don’t believe that Jesus IS God, they believe that Jesus is his “only begotten son”. i.e. he’s the only one that God created by an actual act of fucking. They believe that the rest of humanity are his “spirit children”, but not his actual offspring.
MikeM says
My toenails blush just thinking about it.
Pete Rooke says
@ Nerd of the Redhead
Please maintain a respectful tone.
pcarini says
@Pete Rooke: Fuck you, tool.
Dave says
Pharyngula rocks
Nerd of Redhead says
Peter Rooke, I will maintain a respectful tone as soon as you do something worthy of respect. That sir, is you leaving this sit never to return.
Yuri Vishnevsky says
I think I’ve commented before, but just to be sure – here I am!
Thanny says
Well, I’m 10 minutes from NY state, and about an hour and a half from the city, so that’s not much of a trip to win.
Malimar says
I’ve never actually been to NYC, despite living in WNY and occasionally driving to Massachusetts and Maine. Strange.
Paul Lundgren says
Now for the next contest: who’s going to have one million comments all on their own? My vote goes to Glenn Davidson.
Rick Lumb says
To NY from anywhere?
That’s a generous prize for us Transatlantic Old-worlders!
Agersomnia says
Can I go to NYC even from outside of the USA?
Sounds great!
I’m in.
Cliff Hendroval says
#235: Quoting Cub FTW!
Yeah, NYC is a $12 train ticket for me, too, but if they put me up in a fancy hotel that’ll be nice.
Rob J says
So, why didn’t the millionth win anything?
Rob the Lurker FCD BMWCCA says
I can’t remember whether or not I’ve commented recently, so I guess this is my entry.
LadyH says
Never been to NY, and I’m about as far as you can get from it. Worth it for me :)
Ross Nixon says
Yeah? I’m pretty far away too. My place in New Zealand to NYC = 14,400 km; as calculated using http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/distance.html
Gobaskof says
I should probably comment then. I normaly just read.
BMS says
I’d love to go back to New York. Haven’t been since the early ’90s. I needs me some Junior’s Cheesecake (fresh, not frozen and shipped).
E.V. says
Glad to see that I’m not the only one here to challenge Rev BDC for his title of KoT.
Christopher Petroni says
Can we post anywhere on Science Blogs to enter? Am I entered by typing this? Should I stop typing now?
Mozglubov says
I am also normally just a lurker, but at least this isn’t my first ever comment… anyway, now my name is in the pot.
name that tune says
please god, let me win.
SweetKevin says
I probably don’t even have enough time to go to New York, but I’ll try anyway.
Craig Messerman says
I don’t really want to go to New York, so I’m not going to po….eh, hem.
Mike F says
Very cool. Love your blog!
Robert says
Well, too bad I have nothing good to say. I doubt very much that a trip would inspire me… so there.
Caryn says
In!
Hank Fox says
Dear Scienceblogs:
Yes, I want to enter your contest for a Fabulous Trip for Two to New York City! Pick me!
(Besides, I already live in New York state, so I’ll be a cheap winner.
But if you have money left over and can score me a couple of tickets to The Daily Show or The Colbert Report, that would be cool too.)
eiaboca says
I live in New York! What do I get instead?
eiaboca says
Plus, commenter, The Daily Show and The Colbert Report tickets are free. You need to get them pretty far in advance, though. You can do it by calling them or emailing them…the stuff is on their website.
Wiggy says
OK, I’ll bite.
Scrapefoot says
All this talk of winning made me lose The Game.
Buzz Buzz says
I found this blog post to be very humorous/informative. Thank you [blog author name here].
sil-chan says
I already won The Game. If you think up up down down left right left right A B select start you enable the invincibility mode and hence cannot lose.
(Apparently the game was made by Konami)
Miss Infidel says
I hope there are some nice Creation Museums in New York!
LM Wanderer says
New York would be nice.
LM Wanderer
Not a maverick says
Ok, I am here. No need to keep the competition going just hand me those tickets.
JHAT says
I’m in, even though I live in NY state and visit NYC frequently.
As others have suggested, I wouldn’t mind visiting Minnesota. It’s my native state and I haven’t been there in years.
o|o says
!
JoJo says
I’ve been to New York City and to Minnesota. However, I’ve never been to Petrograd or Kuala Lumpur.
MrSquid says
Well, even without the carrot – er, apple – being dangled, I enjoy posting the occasional comment to converse with other educated folks about issues that concern me. But I like prizes…
Matt Gerber says
Well I like New York. Now I won’t be able to say I didn’t try.
Doug Stone says
Commenting.
bernard quatermass says
I lived in NY from 1999-2008. My best friend is still there, so going there would be fun. But I go there anyway.
Troy says
I guess than I should use this opportunity to comment, because I would love to see the museums in NYC (not to mention there is at least one Minnesotan science blogger I would like to meet).
Mlyze says
Guess what? We’ve already won!
Wait, sorry. Wrong game.
Ronald Brak says
Well this is going to be a sensible comment. Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be if the winning comment had been something really stupid like the word, “Blurrrbbbbgrrrrrhhhhhhhhhh?”
featheredfrog says
I, too would prefer a trip to Minnesota – doesn’t even need to be for two.
Oh, by the way: <3 yields <3
AdamNelson says
Can Canadians enter? We Canucks are NEVER eligible winners in American contests!!
Jonathan says
Comment!
featheredfrog says
ooh, double-secret meta html
I can’t even figure it out. it worked in preview…. :(
&<3 is [& amp ; & lt ; 3] eliminating the spaces…
Jeff Campbell says
Nice! A trip to New York :)
Grimalkin says
AdamNelson – It’s because we haven’t quite figured out how to get our dog-sleighs airborne long enough to get to the States to pick up our prizes. It’s our own darn fault!
Ray says
A comment for the sake of winning? OK. Not that I want to go to New York (been there done that what the heck?) but winning would be cool. Can I send someone else? Can I trade for cash? …
Dee says
I’m in too!
(Love this thread; you guys are cute.)
Brad says
Fantastic news!
Mitchbert says
Mitch chimes in.
Benjamin Franklin says
A Fabulous trip to NYC, and a catered lunch at St Patricks Cathedral with Bill Donohue!
Moody834 says
Cool beans. I love Pharyngula. <--Not expecting anything special for that last bit, but wanted to say it anyway.
AaronSTL says
I <3 NY
Paula Helm Murray says
so i’m commenting. PZM, keep up the good work. Evolution rocks!
Fergy says
It’s just a frackin’ contest!
spurge says
Too
TorontoGuy says
Hey wow, a contest! I like contests. Especially ones where all I have to do is make one comment, like this one, in order to enter. Yay Pharyngula! Yay Scienceblogs!
S.Scott says
… I want to wake up in the city that doesn’t sleep! ;-)
Stacy
andre says
go creationism! ID 4 life!
(does my stupidity disqualify me?)
sorenPDX says
My first comment………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….Wow, I’m boring. You all are soooooooooo smart. Sooooooooooooo interesting. BAH! I’M AN ATHEIST WITHOUT A BAND!
-OregonKill
Uncephalized says
Cool! +1 Comment and an entry for me! :)
Biocide says
Testing!!
Is this comment working?
Hello?
Testing!!!
SteveM says
You mean like this: I “I have boobies for New York”?
How about this: I ♥ NY
Kevin Hardisty says
I’d love to go on that trip.
Capital Dan says
Fine. I’ll comment.
SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!
Double_Helical says
PZ! YOU ROCK! first time posting on your site. If Richard Dawkins is a 6, and you are a 7, then I am an 8….
Cathy says
Excellent blog & great contest! Even better if PZM is there too.
veryunseemly says
Neat.
Kristin Miers says
.
Nerd of Redhead says
Kristin, that comment was certainly to the point. :-)
Aaron says
Hey how do I en—
nevermind.
Stephen says
Well, that’s certainly good news, and now count me in.
/ 100% content-free post
Ryan Jensen says
What’s all this then?
Yoshitigger says
I know this contest is futile because by the time a winner is announced, we’ll be on the event horizon of a black hole created by the LHC.
My socks told me so.
tguy says
What if you submit a comment that’s held for moderation or even rejected? Because the blog I just commented on has rejected my innocent little missives before, I’m going to exploit PZ’s hospitality and cross-post here.
The subject is the curious incuriousness of many prominent Republicans when it comes to comptuers and the internet. I think I’ve hit upon why they lag behind their peers in computer savvy.
Bumper says
Here’s my comment.
GWD says
I didn’t even hear about this contest. Now I can’t remember if I’ve posted a comment within the contest’s window.
Problem solved, I suppose.
Ferrous Patella says
Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!
Mr. 10 seconds Ago says
Ooh. Did you say something… ?
Dustin says
New York smells like piss and exhaust and the people are assholes.
Dustin says
Sweet! There’s an opt-out. Now I can comment with confidence, and dance in a club in my black turtleneck with my arms above my head.
Brian G says
Here’s my obligatory comment so I can win.
Josh says
Oh, please do pick me! Pleeeeease!
rob says
I love your blog and I love New York. It just makes sense.
ali says
#327
I guess I will feel at home there.
Psi Wavefunction says
Posting to test the Canuck Eligibility Hypothesis (hereafter refered to as CEH)
Might need a few extra replicates though…
(although due to my wave-particle duality nature, ain’t I already in New York as well as Vancouver, and say, Kuala Limpur?)
Gameon says
Well I guess I’m gonna have to comment then… just once though.
Matt says
Insert pithy remark here.
MB says
# 336
Porridge Bird says
Me not very edumacated. Me usually only lurk, afraid to open mouth and “remove all doubt” as to level of intellect. Today me get pumped, post bold comment and wave to smart, savvy, sophisticated Pharygulites, if only for a chance to win shiny bird-thingy trip to Noo Yawk.
Me also wave to silly, timewasting xtian trolls.
MPG says
I presume it’s open to anyone no matter what country they live in, correct? The rules don’t mention only entrants in the USA are eligible. Well, I’m entering anyway.
AndrewG says
Just the one comment, you say… hmmm, now to think of something intelligent to write…
Tucker says
“you only need to make one comment to be entered, and more comments don’t increase your odds.”
Interesting…
Brad says
I Love this site! Keep up the good work!
Bob F. says
Where there are no winners, there are no losers.
:|
Okay, I’m a loser.
Alan Kellogg says
New York trip? No thanks, I live in New York’s cross country suburb, San Diego.
G.L. says
Wow, that sounds like a great prize! :) Just so this wouldn’t seem like a waste of cyber-space – keep up the good work, PZ, and keep blogging. :D
Michael X says
If nothing else, this thread informs us of just how many lurkers are around most days. And not only that, but lurkers that are willing to post.
Callandor says
Well, that’s a relief. I can still win!
BigBob says
I’m in!
Derek says
What do I get to do in New York (assuming I win, of course)?
If I get to desecrate a host in Times Square on live TV… then sign me up.
Gard says
I have the same problem AndrewG.
Words seems to escape me at the moment…
Alicestronaut says
“If nothing else, this thread informs us of just how many lurkers are around most days. And not only that, but lurkers that are willing to post.”
That’d be me then! I’ve never commented before but figured it’s time to start..
Tom K. says
If I win, the number of atheists in the United States would be increased by 2. The number of atheists in Belgium would be decreased by 2, however, although there is no shortage of us here at the moment. I am of the strong opinion that this should be taken under consideration when you are awarding the prize.
Highest regards
Tom K.
Ben says
Great. Fingers crossed.
Gustaf Sjöblom says
Does posting for a less than slim chance to win a trip make me a sell out?
Amanda says
I could use a trip to NY. I’m in.
Blenster says
I’ll sign up for this… :-)
Love the blog… I lurk most often but that’s because most of what I might say in a comment is already hit upon by others and I don’t feel the need to be unnecessarily redundant, just to see my words on screen. Or I’m lazy. ;-)
Stephen says
Yet another person commenting just to enter.
Wesley R. Elsberry says
A free lottery? OK, here’s my ticket.
Johnathan Darby says
I’ll join in the fun!
CaptPetro says
Powers on, net is up, nature is awesome! I’ve noticed since Ike how many folks are thanking the sky fairy for their survival. Is this a similar syndrome to a battered spouse “sure he beats me, but he loves me so much…”?
Cheers from Katy Texas
zeekster says
What makes this trip so fabulous?
Jkessler says
Oh good, there was a fire alarm test in our building when the millionth comment was entered. Was soooo disappointed lol
Yahknavo says
I’d love to go to New York.
George P says
I don’t think it’s fair. I live in New York, so I want to win a trip to Seattle, San Fran, or MN.
CrypticLife says
Oh, I’ve always wanted to go to England!
I work in NYC. I’d really rather be located elsewhere.
Amanduh says
WIN
Zetetic says
Cool.
memyrald says
Delurking for my chance to win…:)
Michael Gillard says
I’m in…
Cava says
I’m commenting maybe for the third time on Scienceblog, it would be somehow unfair should I win…but I would take it ;)
ctenotrish says
I sure don’t want to miss a chance to win a trip!
MOAB says
Hmm.. even more incentive to not lurk, I like it.
anon says
But do make sure you post at least one comment with every lame email address you have ever used.
And make sure you remember to check your many inboxes at announcement time…
anon
Stefan says
Holy cow! (Or should that be “secular cow”?) No lurking, a chance to stand up and be counted, and a possible trip to New York! Well, count me as a fan.
Aaron says
Sweet, then I still have a chance!
Red says
The chances of winning are extremely slim, but I’ll try anyways.
Sengkelat says
Only one comment? Sign me up!
sc0tt says
I’ll probably win fourth prize… a box of crackers.
Kaethe says
Wow, 1,000,000 comments. Now, how many of those were at Pharyngula?
Giles Varner says
This thread is way to long.
kmarissa says
I suppose I’ll comment despite my unjustified and bizarre dislike for New York.
cleek says
comment contests are a tax on people who don’t understand math
Ticktockman says
I just know the winner will be one of the “PZ must die for murdering our holy cracker!” limpwits, but I’ll throw my fedora in the ring anyway.
-TTm
Blondin says
Although I’ve never won anything in my life and would dearly love to visit the Big Apple I know I’m not really likely to win this trip because, even though I’m not superstitious, I just seem to be jinxed and only bad stuff ever happens to me even though I try to be a good person and even if I do win I’ll prob’ly (maybe) just give the prize to someone more deserving and needy than me because I get such joy out of giving joy to others unless the prize is not transferable in which case I’ll just have to go to New York and do some kind thing for some needy person there in order to ease my guilty conscience.
Zach Mayer says
what if I make a comment on antiscienceblogs.com?
does it negate this one?
Cerebelle says
I wanna go to New York. For reading science!
G Sundar says
Do I stand a chance?
george says
Congrats on 1 Million comments!
FrankM says
Read the blog daily, rarely ever comment. Hopefully this rare comment will land me a free trip. :-)
Torbjörn Larsson, OM says
Well, just in case furrigners are admissible contestants.
Brennon says
I’ll do this just to be a jackass if I would happen to win…
*comment*
nilky says
Yeah, I’d like to go to new york once in my life… it’s on my bucket list.
Joel says
Well hot damn. Seems like it’s worthwhile to comment then.
BeamStalk says
So just one comment, that is all it takes? I plan on going to NYC next year already.
RachelAB says
Oh, this’ll greatly reduce the quality of comments on this site… Although that’s not that high sometimes anyways…
How about giving the price to the funniest, most insightful, most science-based, or something like that comment? Oh, well. I’ve always wanted to visit NYC.
Brent Jernigan says
Thanks for the tip!
Smeg says
What person in their right mind would want to visit that cesspool?
I want to go to LA where the real fun happens…
Gav says
New York yes
Steve Reuland says
My comment is here. Give me trip.
Annapolitan says
I can’t remember if I’ve commented previously, so here’s my entry.
Richard Murray says
Millionth commenter gets nothing. I hear Nelson laughing…
David C. says
I haven’t been to N.Y.C.in many years.I think the last time was when that gorilla climbed to the top of the Empire State building.I guess he was too big to use the elevator.
ajani57 says
New York? Just by making a comment? Pick me! Pick me! I just love pharyngula!
Sven says
Everyone knows that one-in-a-million chances crop up nine times out of ten!
Gary says
Usually by the time I get to read the blog, comments I would like to make have already been made. Not this time.
Chris says
Here’s my two cents. New York here I come.
In other news, long time reader, first time commenter.
Charles Betz says
what about us poor suckers who only thrive on passive reading?
JasonE says
I lurk because I generally favor listening to talking.
Ian says
Does #408 win anything?
me says
I have entered.
Give me my cheezeburger.
Patrick says
I’m entering the contest.