CENTRAL COMMITTEE OF THE EVOLUTIONARY APPARATUS DIRECTIVE
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We need to get the NCSE’s counter-site to the hideous little propaganda film, Expelled, to rank higher in the search engines. The way to do this is for lots and lots of you to link to the Expelled Exposed site with the word Expelled. It’s not hard: just copy this code into a blog post.
<a href="http://expelledexposed.com/"><i>Expelled</i></a>
Whenever you write about the movie, use that link. Do it a bunch of times, if you want. It’s more effective if many people use the same link every time, though, than for one person to be repetitive.
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CENTRAL COMMITTEE OF THE EVOLUTIONARY APPARATUS DIRECTIVE
Glen Davidson says
Actually, I don’t know why we don’t just suppress everything about ID and Expelled. We have the courts, the media, and education all on the side of suppression, so I can’t help but think our Inquisitors are simply a bunch of hopeless slackasses.
Glen D
http://tinyurl.com/2kxyc7
E in MD says
*cue heavy Vader breathing*
I have done your bidding, my master. Now teach me the ways of the Dark Side.
Mavaddat says
The site sure ain’t pretty. Is there anyway it could be made more inviting? Like with a picture of PZ Myers in schoolboy shorts?
Dutch Delight says
The ebil Darwinists are haxoring Google!!
Tosser says
I wish there was more science on the site. It would be nice if there was a big “Evidence for Evolution” link. Let’s all hope that Expelled is a miserable failure.
Alex says
So how do you post the raw HTML so it doesn’t render like this:
Expelled?
What’s the trick?
James F says
By your command.
Dan B. says
To those lamenting the lack of info on the site: They say at the top that they will be posting a full review on April 15. I assume (and hope) it will become more informative and complete at that time.
DavidONE says
PZ,
Not good advice. Thousands of people linking to a website with identical text will very likely trigger a ‘Google bomb’ flag and have the very opposite effect that is hoped for.
Much better that people link with a variety of linking text.
Sandra says
I think you might appreciate this webcomic, today’s Overcompensating by Jeffrey Rowland:
http://www.overcompensating.com/posts/20080414.html
“Because Ben Stein is just as qualified to make software as he is to talk about evolutionary biology.”
;-)
Roger Scott says
I seem to have led a privileged life. I’ve never seen Ben Stein on TV, movies etc other than the stills relating to what is clearly a ridiculous film. Eugenie Scott? The famous, beautiful anthropologist who sticks it to people like Stein, first heard of her years ago! Thanks to her for Expelled Exposed.
pandora says
Mission complete! :-)
Rev. BigDumbChimp says
Went back and added the link to every mention of the movie on my blog.
Oh yeah and Expelled.
amk says
Alex,
You need to use HTML entities
http://www.w3.org/TR/html401/charset.html#h-5.3.2
David Marjanović, OM says
Go to the main page and scroll down a little.
Use the HTML codes instead of < and >. < is & l t ; without the spaces, and > is & g t ;. (Short for “less than” and “greater than”.)
David Marjanović, OM says
Go to the main page and scroll down a little.
Use the HTML codes instead of < and >. < is & l t ; without the spaces, and > is & g t ;. (Short for “less than” and “greater than”.)
IConrad says
Alex — There are a few ways. One is to use the “XML” tag. (as opposed to the “a” or “i” etcetera tags).
Expelled .
Another is to convert the html-encoding characters to their html-character equivalents in your page’s raw code. ( This site is a conversion tool.)
<a href="http://expelledexposed.com/"><i>Expelled</i></a>
Hopefully that helps. :)
(Semi-anonymous Reddit user.)
pandora says
So, do you think deceipt will be as effective?
David Marjanović, OM says
Which, as your post shows, didn’t work.
I forgot to mention: don’t preview.
David Marjanović, OM says
Which, as your post shows, didn’t work.
I forgot to mention: don’t preview.
Cogito says
Does Richard Dawkins command me to do this? Because we all know he’s the atheist pope. Well, you are surely a highly respected cardinal at least, so your wish is my command. (Not that anyone reads my blog, but as I just posted referencing Expelled, I figured why not?)
Sili says
What?
No *jazzhands*?
amk says
I believe using the “nofollow” attribute on links, as scienceblogs does automatically, will cause Googlebot to ignore that link. So we can link to Expelled!’s own site without helping their pagerank.
Flamethorn says
Done.
Also, Expelled.
Natasha Yar-Routh says
The Central Committees orders have been carried out!
Long Live The Glorious Darwinist Revolution!
Daniel Frederick says
Heh. I put it in the footer of http://urnotalone.com – we get around 37,000 unique hits a day. The search engines should have a field day with that one.
amk says
Pharyngulites, a corollary to my #22 post above:
Linking to Expelled here will not effect Google page rank. It is futile.
Amplexus says
Ben Stein’s three claims to fame are:
1.A 2 minute role as a teacher in a film 25 years ago
2.Being a speech writer for the worst president ever (and yes I’m counting W.Bush and U.S. grant)
3. A game show on comedy central
And now this nifty travesty Expelled
drunkensci says
Does it help if people google the word expelled, and then sift through the pages to click on the exposed expelled page?
It’s currently on the 6th page in this search.
DS
Alex says
Got it. Thanks all.
<a href=”http://expelledexposed.com/”><i>Expelled</i></a>
Amy says
This post is the 6th result when I search for expelled:
http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2008/03/expelled.php
llewelly says
by the way, those who fail to obey will be picked up by the tentacles of jet-black Atheist Conspiracy Enforcement Division helicopters, in order to re-educate them, that they will obey in the future.
Brownian, OM says
Why not just wait until April 20th, when the nation’s film critics cause the film’s website to rank higher with the search terms “content-free ass-headed wankfest” than with the word “expelled”.
Mark Witt says
It is the Evolutionist’s cowardly fears of the TRUTH that makes this moment so delectable. Ben Stein is a Rock! HIS strength brings the Unbelievers’ lies into the light. May God bless, B.S.!
All atheistic attacks against Ben Stein and Expelled – a humble man with Ein stein’s intellect adrift in a modern world of sin – are artless hacks.
Copyright infringement is such a weak case. Who – after all – designed the cell? Who gave Harvard permission to copy the cell’s design and to put it on video? Did they pray over it? Were one to start on PAGE ONE, eventually one would understand. No copyrights apply to HIS works.
A Google bomb? Is that the best the vaunted avenger of atheism can mount? (If only Jesus were his sidekick…)
Rush Limbaugh continually advertises for the movie. PZ Myers – sir, you are no Rush Limbaugh!! What good is a google bomb against the towering intellect of Rush Limbaugh? He could defeat any of the weak arguments of Neo-Darwinian Post-Objectified Evolutionism with half his brain firmly tied behind his back.
The TRUTH is on the side of the Righteous, but it is not too late to see the light! God is LOVE. One can still accept JESUS Christ – it is not too late to abandon the selfish willfulness of intellect and desire.
Peace to you.
Mark Witt
Intelligent Design,
Institute of Theory
New Haven, CT
jeh says
Anyone else note that the Expelled promo commercial is showing on the Science Channel? Ben Stein gets expelled for making a movie–that sux.
The gaseous Expelled, soon to appear in a theater near you (or perhaps not).
MikeM says
I work for a government agency. I think I’ll modify my application’s index.cfm file to include your link.
On second thought, I guess my boss might notice. Never mind.
(I might bury it in the reports menu, though…)
Brownian, OM says
HEY Mark WittLESS,
Believe it OR not, CAPS LOCK doesn’t AUTOMATICALLY make your MORONIC blathering CORRECT.
Now, learn to write English at least semi-properly or get off the internet you STUPID FUCK!
zwa says
If i understand pagerank, think if pz linked to expelledexposed from the highly ranked http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2008/03/expelled.php it will make a huge difference
MikeM says
Thank you, Mark Witt. You made my day.
You are, indeed, appropriately named.
Zeno says
Damn. I’ve gone and misplaced my copy of The Great International Atheist Conspiracy Handbook. Am I supposed to take it on faith (heh!) that I must obey anything carrying the name of the CENTRAL COMMITTEE OF THE EVOLUTIONARY APPARATUS DIRECTIVE (in all caps, no less), or am I supposed to balk unless you say “
SimonRichard says”?jmd says
“May God bless, B.S.!”
Pithy.
Despard says
#33: very nicely done. Your spelling is a bit too good for you to be a real creationist, though. :-)
Evolurtion is a Fact says
This is an excellent idea. however, from a Search Engnine optimization perspective these people need to make http://expelledexposed.com/ 301 redirect to http://www.expelledexposed.com/ or vice versa. if you have the www and non-www version splitting the inbound links you will dilute the quality of these inbound links. if you make one version 301 redirect to the other, all links pointing to either version will stack up and count towards a single ranking.
http://www.webconfs.com/how-to-redirect-a-webpage.php
jeh says
PZ Myers – sir, you are no Rush Limbaugh!!
And we are all thankful for that!
Jesus sure helped Rush get out of a bit of trouble a little while back. But that hardly compares to the his save of Bill “Falafel” O’Reilly’s career in broadcasting. Somebody must have really been lookin’ out for him.
It’s good for IDists to have role models like Limbaugh and O’Reilly to look up to.
Despard says
Huh, having looked at the guy’s website it’s entirely possible that I’m a victim of Poe’s Law…
Jim Chen says
I’ve posted this four times over:
http://biolaw.blogspot.com/2008/04/pharyngula-we-are-here.html
http://aglaw.blogspot.com/2008/04/pharyngula-we-are-here.html
http://ratiojuris.blogspot.com/2008/04/pharyngula-we-are-here.html
http://jurisdynamics.blogspot.com/2008/04/pharyngula-we-are-here.html
I also offer a slightly different variation on the formatting, but the appearance of the word “Expelled” and the link to the NCSE’s site should be identical.
Aquaria says
PZ, you’re a great guy, but I’m not kissing your ring. Sorry. I can see RD in one of the funny pope hats, for some reason… In a Monty Python-inspired way, of course.
Alexander says
Had to look up Poe’s Law – brilliant! Oh and Mark Twitt – please PLEASE get a mental evaluation.
hmc says
I don’t even need special x-ray glasses to see those banners and reveal expelled-supporters as inside out aliens bent on terraforming our planet to their needs?
Long way for a They Live joke.
foxfire says
Just a test Expelled
Aquaria says
Oh man, come on. Bush is a lot worse than Nixon. Tricky Dick was evil, but he was competent. Rather than evil and incompetent, the worst of both worlds. It’s not exactly Nixon’s fault he was President at the one time in our nation’s history when we had both a) the press had some icojones and b) a Democratic party with spine when in the majority of both houses of Congress.
me says
The name of his institute says it all, or at least it’s acronym…
viggen says
Okay, condemn creationist anti-science propaganda garbage to the internet twilight and leave it there. Hopefully this helps the googlebomb effort.
Brownian, OM says
The name of his institute says it all, or at least it’s acronym…
Hmm. Mark may have Poe’d me. Then again, I’d just read some of Twaddle’s (aka Heddle) bullshit on the “We’re getting blamed for everything” thread and teh stupid had me somewhat addled….
John Wick says
I hear and obey.
Holbach says
Holy blabbering moronic idiot Mark Twit @ 32! Was it your freaking imaginary god that made you an insane cretin or was it our wonderful evolution! All your invoking of your non-existent god will do you no good! You are an idiot and you will remain an idiot until evolution deems it necessary to remove you from the gene pool. Let’s see this shit god of yours; come on bring it down and prevent us from wiping you and your sleaze retards from your cesspool postings. Not only is your god imaginary and useless, your only recourse is to commit suicide and remove yourselves from the gene pool and save our evolution from morphing you into shit to add to your shit god.
Sonja says
The Doctor: This is madness. The Daleks won’t thank you for capturing me, they’ll kill you.
Stein: I didn’t quite tell you the truth. I serve the Daleks. I’m a Dalek agent.
Daleks: Exterminate the doctor! Exterminate! Exterminate! Expelled! Expelled!
(Yes, the evil character in this episode is Stein)
BobC says
Amazing true story. I never imagined the expelled idiots could be this unethical.
See comment 262 on this blog:
http://expelledthemovie.com/blog/2008/04/11/expelled-from-expelled-2/
I said: The National Center for Science Education will be posting our full response to the Ben Stein movie Expelled on this site on April 15; for now, we hope you will find this collection of resources helpful. http://expelledexposed.com/
But somebody who moderates the Expelled blog changed my comment to this:
Big Science will be posting our full response to the Ben Stein movie Expelled on this site on April 15; for now, we hope you will find this collection of resources helpful. http://expelledexposed.com/
viggen says
…I guess it might help the google bomb effort more if I said anti-Expelled.
BlueIndependent says
A kid I went to grade school with got expelled.
Samantha Vimes says
Was I the only one laughing out loud at Mark Witt? I thought he was *parodying* that point of view until it ended with an ID sig, not a /snark.
Nic Nicholson says
Has anyone seen this?:
Expelled
kb says
Ben Stein got flunked, not Expelled.
BobC says
I forgot to say in #55:
Expelled
Glen Davidson says
I’m pretty sure he is doing parody, but subtly enough (including his ID sig) that he almost passes for an IDist.
He’s a bit too slick, a bit too open about ID, to be real, IMO.
Glen D
http://tinyurl.com/2kxyc7
toomanytribbles says
been on it for a forthnight already for expelled or
expelled, the movie or
ben stein or
intelligent design
gyokusai says
Hehe, this is fun.
^_^J.
Duncan says
@Holbach: “You are an idiot and you will remain an idiot until evolution deems it necessary to remove you from the gene pool.”
You tell him! If there’s one thing we can’t stand for on a blog devoted to critical thining, it’s people who spout off without scrutinizing the evidence!
Carl_pdx says
#32: Most excellent satire. You, sir, shall never be Expelled
Eric says
I ran a google adwords campaign for a while, but I stopped after 100 dollars was spent. I was linking to the expelledexposed.com site and using the keywords ‘expelled’, ‘expelled the movie’, ‘expelled ben stein’, and ‘pz myers’ (because some used those to link to the expelled movie website).
Alex says
“…”I never imagined the expelled idiots could be this unethical.”
I think it’s time that everyone to stop being so surprised by those who wave their “belief flags” being deceitful and manipulative. Their overwhelming confidence that their beliefs are right gives them all the authority they need to break every one of their precious ten commandments. They are mindless zombies without compassion or empathy who will stop at nothing to attack those who question the reality of their pathetic world-view.
“There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. Almost inevitably some part of him is aware that they are myths and that he believes them only because they are comforting. But he dare not face this thought! Moreover, since he is aware, however dimly, that his opinions are not real, he becomes furious when they are disputed.” [Bertrand Russell, “Human Society in Ethics and Politics”]
Duncan says
‘thining’ > thinKing
(as in the King of ‘thin’, who at times can be rather critical)
Boo Mark ‘IDIoT’ Witt!!!
Masks of Eris says
Ah, making a post out of this made my mind spit out the best description of religion in Finland I’ve found so far. Namely,
“I have a tiny worrisome feeling that there could a creationist or, good Richard, maybe even two, in Finland, but it’s hard to say since here religion is a bit like syphilis: If you got it, you don’t flaunt it. Except in your support group, I guess.”
Eric says
OK, I put $50 more dollars in (but that’s probably the end).
It should show up if you google any of those terms (expelled, expelled movie, expelled the movie, pz myers, etc).
Please don’t click on the ad though… that costs me 10 cents per click (impressions are free)
Let those dimes go to people who are googling, looking for the official site for the movie.
Ted D says
I! Obey! *said in my best dalek voice*
Damn it, my weird Cthulhu-themed blog is turning way too serious… I’m going to have to start a new one just so I can rant at stupid people.
R.Schauer says
You mean it goes like this?
Expelled
Dutch Delight says
The NCSE *is* big science?
That explains a lot, they seem to have a particular hatred for the NCSE, they pre-expelled Barbara Forrest from seeing the movie as well. I guess PZ, Dawkins and other contenders can stop pretending, the creationists have found the true leader of the Darwinist conspiracy! They must’ve been pretty flippin’ upset when they found out they couldn’t send Ben Stein around for another interview because she found out that Mark Mathis was being dishonest.
I guess they are still hurting from Barbara’s role in the Dover case, apparently their main argument for questioning that case nowadays is another Discovery institute lie (something about 92% of the decision being copied from the ACLU (lie #1) and pretending that this would be a abnormal or a bad thing (lie #2)).
Stuart Ritchie says
Somebody set up us the google bomb!
Expelled
Moses says
Thank you, that was a very useful link.
Clever Bunnies says
Mark Witt is a clever parody troll, nothing more.
Holbach says
That freaking retard movie should be titled “Repelled”. And Stein and his retard brigade should be labelled as
“Repellants”. The slimy halwits, if they had half a brain they would be lopsided!
Kyle W. says
Thank ‘god’!
Alex says
Wow Eric. That’s valiant of you. Very cool.
allkom says
ref. mark witt #32 “May God bless, B.S.!”
BS indeed !!!
Now it makes sense !!!!
Blake Stacey says
The NCSE site is currently the fifth hit for the query {expelled movie}.
hermit says
Mark Witt is a clever parody troll, nothing more.
Posted by: Clever Bunnies | April 14, 2008 7:15 PM
He must be….”God Bless B.S.!” ……come on!
CJO says
The NCSE *is* big science?
I live just blocks away, and if that’s so, well, they must have a good-sized basement.
Zarquon says
Splitters!
toomanytribbles says
been on it for a forthnight already for expelled or
expelled, the movie or
ben stein or
intelligent design
Wes says
Unfortunately, Expelled Exposed wasn’t on the first page when I googled Expelled. However, PZ’s Expelled blog post was.
Bad says
It’s actually more effective if you link to it with more than just “expelled” as your link term. After all, “Expelled” is not the only search term people use. I get tons and tons of people that were searching for “expelled reviews” for instance. And Expelled Exposed is now finally high on that results list.
Christopher Sisk says
Anyone with a WordPress Blog… you can use the “Linked” plugin to set a keyword “Expelled” to the Expelled Exposed site… that way, every instance of the word “Expelled” on your blog will become a link to the GOOD site.
AtheistMcGee says
This kid in collegeexposed himself and got expelled for it.
AtheistMcGee says
This kid in college exposed himself and got expelled for it.
Atomicmutant says
Expelled
Hope I did it right. :)
PalMD says
Why would I wish to use Expelled in this way? What would be the advantage to creating an Expelled link? Would linking to Expelled Exposed really help the google search?
Rose / Intergalactic Hussy says
I decided to help out: http://atheisthussy.blogspot.com/2008/04/exposed-again.html
:~)
Copache says
Compulsory self advertisement of support: http://copache.wordpress.com/2008/04/15/expelled-exposed/
Compulsory link to Expelled Exposed: I was Expelled. Expelled damn it.
riverrun says
Have you guys seen this?
lol.
Chris says
I have done thy bidding, master… or whatever. “Something, something, something, Dark Side! Something, something, complete!” :)
markbt73 says
Done, and done.
Dan says
Mark Witt may have just swan dived into Molly contention. That parody was subtle, elegant and the tells were hidden so well, at first blush, it seemed legit.
Intelligent Design Institute of Theory (I.D.I.O.T.).
Brilliant work.
Sasha says
Flying Spaghetti Monster is forcing…me…to…type…Expelled
BobC says
I put this:
Expelled
in a Christian blog.
My comments in the Christian blog were deleted less than an hour later.
Are Christians assholes? Or what?
Damian says
When you wish to expose Expelled, link to the Expelled exposed site.
I thought that science blogs automatically adds “no follow” to the links which prevents them from altering the Google ranking? Is there any way around this?
Mike Haubrich, FCD says
I wasn’t gonna do it, but I feel strangely compelled to steer people away from Expelled.
It’s that whole “minion” thing that drives me.
Cath says
LOL, Mark ‘IDIoT’ Witt!!! The tell for me, though, was the spelling. You’re too good to be a real creotard. You also need more exclamation marks.
I’d put the expelled linkie on my blog, too, just as soon as I can think of a food-related connection.
Joseph says
Would you condone Creationists doing this:
We need to get the NCSE’s counter-site to the hideous little propaganda film, Expelled, to rank higher in the search engines. The way to do this is for lots and lots of you to link to the Expelled Exposed site with the word Expelled. It’s not hard: just copy this code into a blog post.
James F. Trumm says
Yes master. We have neutralized the suppressive persons with our E(volution)-Meter, here:
http://framed.typepad.com/framed/2008/04/expelled.html
Praise Xenu.
John B. Sandlin says
Um… Don’t the links put here in the comments have some sort of google code that prevents it from indexing that link… something along the lines of rel=”nofollow”…
So linking from the comments here doesn’t do anything to get expelledexposed any additional exposure. I think we’re supposed to be adding that link on our own web sites. Mine has had the link for a couple of weeks – for all the good it does since google probably doesn’t index my site (I do a vanity search now and again – my page doesn’t come up, yet – though I have put it in the submissions queue).
JBS
Peter says
In Gollum’s voice:
“We will serve the master of the precious.”
BobbyEarle says
Expelled
Did that work?
Cuttlefish, OM says
Ok, I redid my “Expelled” poem, just for you.
http://digitalcuttlefish.blogspot.com/2008/04/poe-poe-pitiful-expelled.html
Paul Lundgren says
Gee, thanks, Doc…now I’m going to hear that damned Dalek voice going “Obey” ad nauseum for the rest of the evening.
Expelled
Holbach says
When you link on to the Scientific American site panning that crap movie, there is a picture of the retard Stein standing in front of his better, the great Charles Darwin. I dont’t like this. That sleazeball cretin is not worthy to stand, let alone look at the great man. He isn’t even worthy to stand in front of a pile of shit, let alone to swim in it. Can we find a more contemptible insane cretin than this subhuman?
Sioux Laris says
Will those of us who do not comply be subject to “Re-PZedification” (ala Ned Flanders)?
Holydust says
Only 117 Diggs! :/ GET TO WORK!
http://digg.com/movies/Expelled_Exposed
J says
While we’re linking, could anyone with a Facebook account please join Protest Ben Stein’s Expelled?. We’re getting a major spike in membership today, let’s keep it going! The biggest pro-propaganda group is a ahead of us, that ain’t right.
Matt says
I must obey my cephalopod overlord …
BTW, who gives a shit if the expelledexposed site isn’t inviting? With all things rickroll it’s the content, baby.
marc buhler says
Is it done like this??
Expelled
Just asking….
Adrian Hayter says
An even better method: Put it in your site’s blogroll (if you have one visible)
Also, giving the link it’s full title “Expelled Exposed” should rank it up for the keyword “expelled” and “exposed”, and hopefully avoid the Google bomb detector going off :P
jsn says
I thought everyone realised Mark Witt was Swiftian-esque from several threads ago. He is very dry, nothing but “nudge, nudge, wink, wink”. Clever stuff if you aren’t overly reactionary or more partial to broader humor. It’s hard to parody Creobots with a straight face, but Mark seems to have his tongue planted firmly in his cheek.
Richard Seibel says
Ben Stein got flunked, not Expelled.
Expelled
quantumdevil says
Done and done. The 1 soul/week (average!) who happens upon my useless blog will be rightly informed!
Ichthyic says
so I can’t help but think our Inquisitors are simply a bunch of hopeless slackasses.
Welcome to the Church of the Subgenius!
wazza says
Duty performed…
I’ve had 100000 hits TOTAL in the last three years, but it might help a little
Anonymous says
I’m baffled as to why this is a “reader’s pick” aka superpost.
Seamyst says
I have obeyed my cephalopod overlords… here is my humble contribution.
Do I get a cookie?
Steven says
Done
Expelled
Expelled
Expelled
Expelled
Expelled
Emmet Caulfield says
Bah! My list of counterpoints to ID/Expelled:
http://caulfield.info/emmet/2008/04/intelligent-design-is-only-the.html
I hadn’t intended taking the cover off Movable Type for quite a while (just installed it), what’s there are scratchings, but at least it has a link to expelledexposed.com. I kinda like “ID Is Only Theology” as a contrast to the “only a theory” crap, though.
Dr Paisley says
Done and done.
http://drpaisley.livejournal.com/40828.html
Kseniya says
Hmmm, yeah, I agree with John Sandlin. I thought the “nofollow” attribute effectively neutered any links posted here in the comments section…
Rahne says
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOSQUID
Expelled
Inoculated Mind says
Done and Done
Expelled
Abbie says
Hey, Ben Stein is coming to UVM.
http://www.bsad.uvm.edu/Features/Ben+Stein.htm
I want to go… what should I ask him????
Monado, FCD says
Here’s a nice little article, and I don’t know if anyone has linked to it yet: “Newsvine: Create the Controversy: ‘Expelled’ Movie Team to Bribe Moviegoers.” If you’ve seen it before, I a apologize.
extatyzoma says
remember this? the opening sequence to the french cartoon ‘once upon a time man’ very cool, i now know whay im a nasty atheist. its actually quite moving, the only bit the twisted religites will like are the last few frames.
Glen Davidson says
Ask him why Darwin should not have published his scientific work. Here’s the relevant quote:
Obviously he’s not going to give a good answer, but it might be interesting to see him attempt to squirm out of it.
Glen D
http://tinyurl.com/2kxyc7
Rich says
Expelled
Testing.
Kreell says
Done: http://aworldofreason.wordpress.com/2008/04/15/expelled/
pandora says
I just saw an ad for that piece of crap while I was watching the Daily Show. AAaarrgghh!
EvoStevo says
Expelled
Outback says
Obeyed.
Geral says
do wut?
Expelled
#4 nice.
Z says
WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE STOP THE INSANITY!
http://www.christianworldviewnetwork.com/article.php/3356/By_Ray_Comfort
William says
Done and dusted.
Z (#141), me old son, you owe me back five minutes of my life. And possibly the enamel that I ground from my teeth reading that rubbish.
And possibly new eyes.
SteadyEddy says
Why do all the FUNDIES use CAPS LOCK? Perhaps to keep their hats on so their over-washed brains don’t fall out? I guess I’ll get in on the fun too…
Expelled
defaithed says
Done, added to my site!
I have to agree, though, with the suggestions that the Expelled Exposed site could be much more welcoming to visitors – many of whom, especially if this link campaign has effect, will simply be looking for info on the movie and may know nothing of the hubbub over it.
It’d be great to see the Expelled Exposed site lead off with a big, clear statement: “Here’s what the Expelled movie claims, here’s why it’s outrageously wrong, and here’s why you should join us in protesting it. See links below for much more info.” Short and sweet.
Just one of those basic rules of communication: Make clear what your message is, and what action you’d like listeners to take.
Strakh says
RE#30 by llewelly on April 14, 2008 5:53 PM:
Hilarious! Does that mean that if you get nailed by the Atheist Conspiracy Enforcement Division, you’ve been….
ACED?
Since so many of the genetic defects I work with are convinced that atheism is, like, “so a religion,” they would easily believe they could be ACED.
Of course, whenever they idiotically attempt to engage me in any sort of intelligent conversation, they are anyway, but this could make it official for the mouth-breathing fuckwits.
Thanks!
Wiggy says
“Expelled” google search shows expelledexposed.com is up to the second page of results and gaining steadily…
Come on you little rippa!
Michael says
The type of buzz “Expelled” has encountered, more than likely it will be a success in the documentary realm. The long awaited excitement of this film comes out this Friday…Well perhaps not to evolutionists…lol I’m waiting in excitement for NASA’s Messenger spacecraft, which is due to fly past Mercury next January which should give more detail about the planet. The 30 year mystery question for evolutionists, How does the solar system’s innermost planet maintain a magnetic field?
BobC says
I suggest the several thousand fans of PZ should visit this blog:
http://expelledthemovie.com/blog/
and put this link in their comments:
Expelled Exposed
Kseniya says
That question illustrates quite a lot about your understanding of evolution.
The answer is painfully simple: Mercury is only 5,999 years old, and hasn’t had time to properly degauss.
Greymalkin says
Mission accomplished sir!
Flamethorn says
One of the Expelled ads on Feministing was an Expelled ad for Expelled.
Thomas S. Howard says
Expelled Exposed is now a sponsored link when you search Google
for “Expelled”
bcpmoon says
So we did a Santorum on Expelled?
bcpmoon says
oops. FAIL. Sorry.
zwa says
http://www.pandasthumb.org/archives/2007/08/expelled-no-int.html is also highly ranked, this post should also link to expelled exposed, Im not sure who can edit these posts.
zwa says
Also, if you link the pandas thumb post to your original post, and vis-versa as well as to expelled exposed, you should increase everyones rank.
Steve J. says
Done!
jdc says
All this talk about a movie called Expelled? The only thing that’s been Expelled is a lot of hot air by some creationism apologists. I’ve added a link to Expelled Exposed in my blogroll.
I’m still laughing about them letting Dawkins in. Did they seriously not recognise him?
Peter Mc says
The Central Committee could at least have come up with an acronym that spelled out something rude. 2 more.
And please don’t forget the Darwin/Stein caption competition over at the Beagle Project blog: http://tinyurl.com/5fdfks
Russell Blackford says
Nice site. I’ve blogged enthusiastically about it (and also offered the site a couple of small copyedits for whatever they’re worth, which is about the limit of my expertise with this).
Zib says
Pee-Zee:
Interesting post on the Guardian website about the Expelled blockbuster:
Devoid of Intelligence
Brian K. says
Variety just reviewed it:
http://www.variety.com/review/VE1117936783.html?categoryid=31&cs=1
Pic will be a “probable punching bag for film critics and evolution proponents alike”.
And this reviewer says, “an animated illustration of the inner workings of a cell offers a striking visual argument in favor of “irreducible complexity”.” I wonder if he openly wept at the site of that piece of stolen animation.
This guy’s a recent college graduate and is their “copy editor.” What? They couldn’t actually send a real film reviewer? You send the new kid?
breakerslion says
I might not mind this ID movie so much were it not for glaring omissions in what is now widely believed to be true about ID. Many who have studied ID and believe it to be true, also believe that the Designer got bored toward the end. At that point, the design aspect kind of went out the window. In fact, it is a widely held belief that the Designer just kind of pulled e-coli out of her ass.
Count me in.
4 out of 3 Homskulled studnts agree. A mind iz a treble thing to waist.
Tom Morris says
You blogger types may want to look into Vote Links (my friend Jeremy uses Richard Dawkins and the Institute of Creation Research as resources you may wish to vote for and against respectively). If you use rel=”nofollow”, you can tell Google to not use your reference in calculating the worth of a page – and if you add rev=”vote-against”, you are telling Vote Links parsers that the linked resource is not good.
drunkensci says
It’s moved from the 6th page to the 2nd page since yesterday. That’s progress, but if we keep going, maybe we can make it the first site to come up.
DS
Physicalist says
PZ:
I second zwa (#36)’s suggestion. Not only will this apparently help the Google rank, but an update at the top of the page might also help direct the (no doubt many) people who find their way to the PZ-Expelled page either through Google or through the many links dealing with the earlier hubbub.
Dana Hunter says
Mission accomplished, my squidilicious overlord!
ddr says
I did my part. I run a mail server that mostly just does e-mail for some of my friends. The front web page is really just a link to the web mail interface. But the link to Expelled Exposed is up there, even though my site gets like 10 visits a day.
BaldySlaphead says
Done!
http://tinyurl.com/4ofh4x
wheatdogg says
Sorry for doubleposting. I put this comment in the next thread instead of here.
To spruce up your Expelled Exposed link, use an image to create the link: img src=”http://www.ncseweb.org/resources/front_graphics/expelled-exposed-banner-140.jpg
You’ll need to enclose that snippet with angle brackets (bra and ket in QM lingo), then add the link code around it.
Shoot me an email if you need pointers. I can’t enter the exact code here.
amk says
PZ’s EXPELLED! post now contains links to expelledexposed.com, which is now one place behind it.
amk says
Also, http://expelledexposed.com/ now search-engine-friendly-redirects to http://www.expelledexposed.com/, according to http://www.webconfs.com/redirect-check.php
Cheezits says
Devoid of Intelligence
OMG, I love this guy!
“…the brilliantly caustic science blogger P Z Myers”
“Intelligent design is emphatically not that theory, as it has systematically failed to stand up to any scrutiny. But, like a turd in the u-bend, it just won’t go away.”
Quickdraw McGraw says
Re: #65
“I’ll do the thinnin’ around here, and doooon’t you fergit IT!”
Bobulouie says
“S’alright.”
Annie says
Who says a non-science blog is dull? Consider Ben Stein Expelled.
And Mark Witt – WWJD about the unloving quality of your comment, eh? Methinks there would be another “Sermon on the Mount” that would include the admonition not to shove one’s head up one’s ass and to get moving in dislodging that plank in your orbit. Jesus told damn good stories, and here’s a word to look up – parable.
dsmvwld says
Um… Perhaps you didn’t get the memo. “Google-bombing” doesn’t work anymore.
GDad says
Done.
Now, will PZ shriek, “EXTERMINATE!” in a metallic tone?
CP says
Done.
Re: the (reference-free) comment #179: Google rejiggered its algorithms to make bombing harder, but it still works pretty well. I’ve seen it work this year. Still, dsmvwld, I’m sure we’d all be thrilled if you could, you know, send us a copy of the memo..
(shrugs) Let’s do the experiment anyway. Expelled Exposed was at around position #17 when I saw this post last night, and it will take a couple of days for all of the new links to be registered by the spiders/crawlers/whatever — my prediction is that rank will be improved dramatically by Friday.
qbsmd says
I added a link to Expelledexposed here, but I doubt it will help unless pages like this link to it.
Mike the Englishman says
I come up top on Google if you search for ben stein idiot or variations thereof… So would it help if I added a further link to that website criticising Expelled! the movie?
Parrotlover77 says
DONE – added to every page on my site.
Skwee says
Expelled
Your wish is my command, O Great Tentacled One.
laura queue says
Hey, I got rickrolled the other day.
… on another matter: #33 was clearly a parody because they misspelled “athiest”.
dkew says
I had thought “nofollow” might be a good way to acknowledge unsavory or stupid sites like Conservapaedia or Timecube without giving them linkage, but apparently it only works for blog comments, not for top level blog posts or standard html pages.
However, I’m happy to include a link to IDiot wankfest Expelled
Bill Snedden says
I hear and obey…
john t. says
I just I can’t wait to see Expelled!!!!!
bombed the SHIT outta godtube.com!!! lmao
dave says
Does Howard Stern have a small penis?
Cephus says
Done and done. Actually, I’ve had Expelled Exposed in my blogroll for a while but now I’ve got what I think is the first direct link on my site to Expelled Exposed, the first of many, many, many, I bet.
http://bitchspot.jadedragononline.com/?p=292
Gary R says
‘Tis done!
Alverant says
I can’t get to the site. Did something happen to it?
Ed Darrell says
Have we overwhelmed the NCSE site, http://expelledexposed.com/?
cynthax says
Someone asked and I haven’t seen the answer (sorry if I missed it while scrolling down): does it help if we google “expelled” and click on the NCSE link?
dsmvwld says
And those posts and others like it will be removed. Thank you.
(BTW, are… soon to be were… you ChristHead or JesusSaves12? Or someone else? Or both? More?)
John H says
WOW, Mr. Post 54,
I think you need anger management classes – or a little prozac. Calm down, man. You blog like a fearful, cornered animal – an indication of your limited progress along the path of evolution, I suspect. Have a “nice” mutation for your offspring’s sake ……….
John H says
I’ve read the blogs here with some great amazement. Most exhibit the religious zeal of an Appalachian snake handler or a Voodoo priest. What are you so afraid of? You have legitimate viewpoints to express, so why resort to tactics that are not worthy of even an emotional 13 year old girl? Some of your blogs make you sound like the totalitarian haters of the Third Reich. Again, what are you so afraid of?
wazza says
John, what are you on about? You repeat the baseles accusations of a poorly made piece of propaganda. Why? Because you can’t be bothered to absorb the facts.
And if we’ve fallen to ridicule and name-calling, it’s because of people like you, who haven’t even bothered to learn about what they’re criticising.
Thomas S. Howard says
Well, dsmvwld, for some weird reason, Expelled Exposed now appears as the eighth link on the first page of a Google search on “Expelled”. Must be divine influence.
Thomas S. Howard says
From Expelled Exposed:
“The full ExpelledExposed.com site is experiencing particularly high traffic at the moment. We are working to resolve this problem as quickly as possible.”
dsmvwld says
It appears as the 14th one for me.
dsmvwld says
Congratulations, nitwits. You’re taking down your own website in an impotent attempt at googlebombing. That takes a lot of talent. Wait, no. Not talent. It takes a lot of nincompoopery.
Steve_C says
hehe… yeah driving traffic to a website is a HORRIBLE idea.
dork.
Kseniya says
Well! I guess we know who has “Safe Search” turned off!
dsmvwld says
Results 1 – 10 of about 644,000 for expelled [definition] with Safesearch on. (0.12 seconds)
Ben Stein is EXPELLED: No Intelligence Allowed
The Playground for Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed
Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Pharyngula: EXPELLED!
YouTube – Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed (Super Trailer)
[sub-result] YouTube – Ben Stein’s Expelled
Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed (2008)
Science and Society
Ben Stein to battle Darwin in major film
Fisher College expels student over website entries – The Boston Globe
[PAGE 2]
EXPELLED
Expelled – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Expelled — Blogs, Pictures, and more on WordPress
expelled – Definition from the Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary
Expelled Exposed
dsmvwld says
I guess that would be “Kseniya Exposed.”
dsmvwld says
Yeah, you’re right. When websites experience serious technical problems because some morons are mindlessly linking to them in an impotent attempt at the now-defunct practice of googlebombing, that’s a good thing!
SocraticGadfly says
Done, o Mighty Pharyngula. Your wish is my command!
Kseniya says
Oh for god’s sake – it was a joke! (And quit peeking in my window!)
I don’t think “safe search” has any effect on websearch anyway… just image search. Therein lies the absurdity.
Image search + “exposed” + unexplained_num_of_hits + implication_of_no_filtering = hahaha? Silly and utterly harmless quip? Perhaps a hair too subtle?
Kseniya says
Oh, BTW and FWIW, “expelledexposed” came up eighth in my search, too. My list is the same as yours (dsmv), except for “exposed” showing up on my list between the IMDB entry and the Science and Society entry… Dunno why it would be different. I’ve never visited the “exposed” site.
Thomas S. Howard says
dsmvwld:
Umm, and where did I copy that text from? Hint: it’s a place that’s less than full, but far from empty.
Kseniya says
You… you copied it from a glass?
dsmvwld says
And now they are gone. Thank you for playing, but you lose.
Hey, I guess this could be called “PZ Myers’ Mindless Goons Exposed.”
Kseniya says
I don’t get it… the post you quoted is still here. Which posts are you referring to?
dsmvwld says
The GodTube lying spam is gone, K.
Carlie says
It’s up to #5! #4 is PZ’s original post on being kicked out of the movie. I can’t take credit for the idea, but one of my friends is now using the link as her facebook status, so I switched mine too. Might get a few more hits that way!
Will Von Wizzlepig says
Hmmm, #5? When I googled it just now, it’s 10th. not bad… I want to see it #1… I put it up on my blog.
:D
Thomas S. Howard says
Oh Noes! The glass is full once more:
Expelled
We’ve failed. We can’t even take down our own sites properly. Drat, ID wins again. It’s just an unending string of victories for those guys….
rich (richmanwisco) says
I have faithfully complied with our master’s orders:
http://richmanwisco.blogspot.com/2008/04/intelligence.html
May this steaming turd go down in flames.
Salty Valty says
I do the same thing with “PZ Meyers” and the word “Cunt”
Thomas S. Howard says
Salty Valty: “I do the same thing with ‘PZ Meyers‘ and the word ‘Cunt‘”.
Yes, well, good luck with that. You seem to have forgotten to do it here though, so I fixed them.
decrepitoldfool says
Done, along with my impression of the Darwin/Stein face-off.
Sissy Willis says
Done:
“Nor the most intelligent that survives”
I’ve added the link as an update (scroll down).
ED Gordon says
This native Texan was livid about the Chris Comer debacle.
http://tex-pat.blogspot.com/2008/04/got-my-old-college-transcript-last-week.html
mırc mirc mırç says
Thanks so much for this! This is exactly what I was looking for