Stop me if you’ve heard this one before! Here is the setup:
Police say the 58-year-old Tester was wearing a denim miniskirt and offered to have sex with arresting officers.
Investigators say they found a half-empty bottle of vodka and an empty vial that had held prescription painkillers in Tester’s car.
And here’s the punchline.
Tester served as pastor of a Bristol area church and had worked for a local Christian radio station.
Yeah, I know, it’s getting so predictable it’s not even funny anymore.