Baptists for Brownback are accusing me of satanic lies now, but I still haven’t made their list of the hellbound.
I’m wondering if it’s my trophy wife who is keeping me from the brink of damnation. She was brought up as a Baptist, after all, and the fact that she’s still with me at least implies there is some hope for my salvation.*
*Mmmm…naaaah. No hope.
Do you ever sleep, PZ?
And am I the only one who chuckles everytime he reads about the “curse of Ham”?
This is laugh out loud funny: “Sam Brownback as President in 2008 and again in 2012 because it is what Jesus wants!”
*Raises his hand* I have a question… How do you know what Jesus wants?
I am sure they have you pegged as a demon in human guise. And they left out the part about you bathing in virgin’s blood and eating live babies. Shoddy reporting on their part.
My wife is a committed Christian who long ago learned to lie back and think of England when I go on my tirades. I hang around the church from time to time when something special is going on, and I have to admit to occasionally being drawn into the camaraderie and warmth that lots of people exude there. Good people. Nice people. Good neighbors and friends. If not for the theology, it might be a pleasant club. But then I run into a site like Baptists for Brownback, and I’m reminded all over again why Christianity scares me off like a dog getting a facefull of vinegar. My wife maintains that not all Christians are hateful and ignorant rubes, but I have a sneaking hunch that it’s not possible to be Christian without a disturbing degree of suspension of disbelief and a strong sense of celestial partisonship. The Christian seems to be mentally hunkering down behind the ramparts all the time, suspicious of everything and everyone. A religion for the paranoid.
wait a minute…Paglia is beneath you, fair enough, but you give attention to THESE people?
wtf?
Wait – I’m a little confused here. Are we sure this site isn’t actually satirical, and that Christian screeds are typically so extreme that we didn’t notice? Check out this excerpt from one post concerning a “coastal cottage”. I always thought ministry and wealth weren’t supposed to go together.
They made the housekeeper move to the couch? How Christian is that? Two gourmet kitchens, pool/spa, four-car garage? In a little getaway place? I’m in the wrong job.
This has to be a satirical site. Granted, it is often difficult to distinguish a parody from what xians actually believe. The parodies make as much, or more, sense.
Okay, they are serious about an “Evilution” label to cut with.
But at the same time they conclude that
Excuse me for being, um, underwhelmed.
Okay, they are serious about an “Evilution” label to cut with.
But at the same time they conclude that
Excuse me for being, um, underwhelmed.
Um, okay, reading it I find that it is really an “entertaining Godly site”, as they note themselves btw. D’oh, I wouldn’t work that much for a politician. :-P
Um, okay, reading it I find that it is really an “entertaining Godly site”, as they note themselves btw. D’oh, I wouldn’t work that much for a politician. :-P
Where do you apply for a properly registered ‘A’ logo, I’d love to one of the first ;-)
Mexicans steal our jobs, Chinese kill our dogs, and atheists marry pure Baptist girls (no doubt in secular, submarinal ceremonies).
Who was your marriage celebrant, “Dr” Myers–a giant squid?
This is the crazy, Godless America lieberals have created.
Only Sam Brownback can set things right.
Funny site, but absolutely a parody
While there may be one or two Christians stupid, ignorant (or more likely, dishonest) enough for
but given how much they love to think that Jesus suffered (which is the only explanation for the success of Mel Gibson’s “The Passion”), there is no way they would also say
of course, you may know this, but just as it is hard to spot a parody amidst the realms of lunacy, it is hard to spot someone who has fallen for a parody amidst those who knowingly just pretend.
Eeeh… is there anyone who hasn’t figured out the site is a satire yet? It’s way more obvious than Shelley the Republican. On the other hand, I was convinced that Harun Yahya was a parody at first… and a very good one, at that.
“Baptists For Brownback” and “Blogs 4 Brownback” are nothing more than spoof websites that are run by amateurs that perpetrate their site with conservatives religious overtones to be somehow offically connected to the official Brownback campaign.
The Denver Post came out with an article revealing these spoof websites- “Online spoofs cloud political stances”
http://www.denverpost.com/headlines/ci_6300545
Then I posted some comments to the blog that critisized the article (see the link below) and was falsely accused of being a sexual predator by Psycheout who regularly posts on Blogs 4 Brownback.
(Read 12 th post from top)
http://chenzhen.wordpress.com/2007/07/06/the-denver-post-labels-pro-brownback-blog-as-a-spoof/
Psycheout- “It seems the guy’s obsessed with hooking up with foreign women without letting them know he’s likely a sexual predator. Sad, really.”
Well unfortunately for Psycheout I am not a fake or a spoof and have never been convicted of any crimianl ofense. It seems that the Brownback campaign and those spoof websites are getting desperate dirty and mean.
Dave Root
the spoof thing makes sense. i was wondering how a website could go to hell.
Heck, just my latest cartoon at Left ‘Toon Lane (http://www.lefttoonlane.com) should qualify me for an “A”. Where do I get one?
PZ just made the Hellbound list
As one of the token Canucks that regularly lurks and occasionally posts here, I was taken aback to discover that amongst the Hellbound was “Dyrgas Gate (to Hell): Canadian. Enough said.”
Who are there Baptists for Brownback anyway? Descendants of the Warhawks that conned the U.S. into fighting the War of 1812?
dhonig #16: PZ posted a link to use to add the “A” to your site as a widget.
(Barak) Obama Hussein Bin Laden….no matter how many times I see this kind of thing spew from the right-wing, I still get a good chuckle out of it.
Sir, might I recommend the site http://www.landoverbaptist.org/ to you?
It is an extremely rare example of an American website managing a rather good send-up of Xtian mythology, and managing to be almost believable at the same time.
Satire/parody folks. Pretty sure it’s related to http://www.Landoverbaptist.org
Ridiculously obvious that this is satire. Sometimes I wonder about you people.
Could someone enlighten me? Is the BFB website genuine? Are those people for real? Surely not? It’s a parody, right?
Well, I joined in with the parody theme and left this for them:
Praise indeed. I feel the power of the LORD in this website. I foresee great days ahead when Brother Brownback brings to bear the great furious vengeance of God’s Mighty Nation (praise be) on the gays and the Muslims and the heathens and the Hindus and the Buddhists and those who listen to Satan’s rock music and anyone else who doesn’t follow the path set out by the faultless book of Our Lord! I feel The Rapture coming on. Let’s fry this planet and wait for Jesus to come get all us who somehow chose the RIGHT religion. Praise the wisdom of our god.
Tim wrote:
I think you’re sadly mistaken, Tim. Just read beyond the nice, fluffy passages during their sermons. Just look at their misogynistic and antihomosexual agenda. And, related to you, realize what they think about you and where you’re going. Nice bunch of people.. yeah, right.
Actually, PZ, you are on the Hellbound list now (as of 8/9/07!). You even got your own entry… and I think the code following it stands for “Not Safe For Adults”. gasp!
Baptists 4 Brownback are fuckin’ great. And yes, they’re a joke, we get it. Well, I do. No one else is important.
CONGRATS, PZ!
They hate you enough now to give you your VERY OWN listing on their Page of the Hellbound as of this morning!
You know, I think it might be possible that the “Baptists for Brownback” are actually a bunch of pot-smoking hippy liberals who are trying desperately to scuttle Brownback’s bid. The way that stuff is written, it’s almost as if they want everybody else to be against them.
Funny thing is, they seem eager to maintain the joke that it’s not a parody. 5 minutes after I had written a post about them, I got a comment from their admin insisting that they were indeed genuine, god-fearing republicans. The avatar even had the trademark televangelist haircut.
This is a parody site right????
RIGHT?!
It’s gotta be.
After reading that garbage I had only one thing to share in their comments.
Ignosticism is the word of the day.
Hey PZ: are you also one of the pranksters behind the Baptists for Brownback hoaxsite? If so, who else is in and where do I sign up for posting satire like that?
Geez, if you’ve got such a lovely trophy, the least you could is show a picture of her perched on your mantle. Hard to tell if this is a parody site. The reality is already a parody.
It is very, very clearly a hoax website. I figured out blogs4brownback about 20 minutes after first finding it, and this one about 10 seconds before going to it.
Check out their comments on “helioleftism”, their theory that the world is flat. That’s some funny writing right there. I think they’re geniuses.
I personally suspect it’s one or more of Letterman’s writers. After all is said and done and Brownback pulls out of the race, these writers MAY step forward and confess. Until then, I urge people to get into character and have a ball. I’ve posted many comments over there.
Blogs4Brownback is currently commenting on the classic book, “Turmoil in the Toybox.” I can barely do it at work because of the ensuing laughter.
Anyway, I leave you with their comments on a new school in Texas.
That is absolutely surreal.
I mean, heck, look at the jpg on their website for “The Great I Am says”…
That’s funny. So glad I wasn’t drinking coffee when I first saw it.
You all might want to check out this:
http://baptistsforbrown2008.wordpress.com/2007/08/03/scarlet-letter-campaign-update-a-victory/
Obviously satire.
Obvi
Just to be clear-
“Obvi” is in fact not a word.
Not sure how that got in there.
Uriel,
Obviously.
You’re welcome.
It has to be a parody site. Real sites of this type don’t provide active links to richarddawkins.net and other “hellbound” sites.
William Hyde
Maybe someone can confirm/deny this for me….
but I seem to recall a character in Orson Scott Card’s “Alvin” series: “Pastor Tobin” and that series was all about “Makers”
Would that be right?
Ooops-
I didn’t realize that the “trophy wife” link led to the same post I linked to.
Sorry for the clutter.
The Denver Post came out with an article revealing these spoof websites- “Online spoofs cloud political stances”
http://www.denverpost.com/headlines/ci_6300545
Well, that was me actually :) Had some fun posting as the WordPress Admin on “Blogs4Brownback” and look what happened… oops.
Baptists for Brownback is a genuine site with a genuine interest in the ascendancy of Sen. Sam Brownback to the Presidency of our Republic. What makes it confusing is They make it seam like they have the support of all Christians and Republicans. But they don’t.
I can tell you of, For a FACT, at least one person who begs to disagrees with them: Rep. Tom Tancredo and his supporters, including God’s Humble Servant, myself.
This has been Revealed to me through Prayer. You evilutionists probably will scoff at this, but that is just the Dark Lord blinding you from the Truth.
God has Called upon me at prayer after lunch today to tell you that Conservatism is NOT monolithic. Most importantly, and that God only supports some Conservatives. God does NOT support Sam Brownback. God supports Tom Tancredo because only Tom Tancredo is a True Dominionist.
I am one of the admins at the heathen compound RationalWiki we have actually had several B4B contributors sign up for our site, and participate to one extent or another. They have been good fun. I think they are only marginally deep cover parodist. But if not we are in good company for the hell bound.
I’m sorry, Rev, but Dominionists for Tancredo are clearly a collection of lukewarm Christians. Everyone knows that the minimal requirement for demonstrating your fervency to the Lord is to damn PZ Myers to hell and curse his lavish lifestyle, and marvel at the beauty of the wife he won by making a deal with Satan.
hippie Rev PaulT: I hope you’re a parody, ‘cos if not you’re truly, deeply, madly delusional.
Sir, Unlike Baptists for Brownback, Dominionist’s for Tancredo have not hate in their hearts.
I pray for your Soul–I have saved darker ones, though yours will be quite a challenge–and I do not covet your wife, nor do I wish to see a picture of her lest I be tempted to fornicate.
PZ are you in on the scam?
#11: That would be SO COOL. Jesus Haploid Christ. I’m telling my fiancee and all the people at TONMO and seeing if we can hook it up. ^_^
Hate to ruin it for you, but they are a parody. If you hover your cursor over their blogroll link to Andrew Sullivan you’ll read “Single. Handsome. Republican. What more could a GOP gal look for in a man?”.
I think it’s pretty clear now that PZ is fully aware of the joke, and he’s leading the rest of us by example in promoting it.
Is the Baptists for Brownback site a satire? Seriously. I can’t tell. Every article I read makes me change my mind. I’ll read one and think “Oh my, this has got to be satire.” Then I read another and think “OMG, this can’t be satire.”
So which is it o.O
#49, Octopod:
Jesus Haploid Christ
You shall surely go to hell for making baby Jesus cry with your Blasphemy. Repent before it is too late and let the truth of god’s grace enter into your heart. Our Lord, Jesus Christ was not a Haploid. As true science, conducted in accordance with the christian faith shows, His Mama was a self-fertilizing Parthenochimera shemale. You Evilutionists can no longer spread your vile lies about the Virgin Mother.
Praise the Lord. Hallelujah!!
#52, sil-chan
I think it’s not meant to be humorous, unfortunately. Oh, and PZ, they appear to have stuck you on the bottom of the list now.
And, as a further admission of my complete insufficiency as a poster on this blog-
Sorry about the bad html tags in that last response. Man, do I suck.
Professor Meyers, you’ll thank me eventually to see that I have put you on my Interweb Prayer Roll. You’ll be pleased to Note that unlike the Baptists for Brownback, who have damned you to an eternity of Hellfire with the Beast, I believe in WORKING for the salvation of all souls. You will find me, like all Dominionist’s for Tancredo, a kinder, gentler Christian than the Baptists for Brownback. You will also find, if I may, Rep. Tom Tancredo to be a superior candidate for President. Especially compared to Sen Sam Brownback, who is a false prophet.
God called me to the Interweb just the other day and I’ve accomplished a LOT in this time. At prayers this morning He told me to keep it up until further notice, so I have a lot of work to accomplish and have to go.
Fuck You, Fuck Redemption, Fuck your Fear Mongering.
PZ has no need for ‘saving’.
Everytime I read this christian bullshit I just get angrier and angrier at their complete lack of morality and intelligence. It just scares me to know that they are actually trying to get a “God President” into the white house. I Pray on the name of a certain Flying Spaghetti Monster to devour this awful shitload of child abusers, robbers, and deceitful “faith”-lovers.
Or better yet, just calling Satan on you. That’s always a kicker. *high fives Satan*
While reading the blog I kept debating: fact or fiction, but my naiveté stems from having been raised around people with this type of mindset and yes, they do exist as scary as that is. I’m still attempting to ward off the ill effects.