Hey, gang…it seems that highlighting that pointless petition to Free Kent Hovind has stirred up some enmity. The organizer of the petition has noticed us. Apparently, Satan’s clever scheme to destroy goodness in the world involves getting a bunch of internet nerds to wiggle their fingers and type their names into a text box.
Blaspheming Heathens challenge us to a duel!
The Devil himself is inspiring non-believers to destroy our efforts.
I apologize for the vandalism that occured on the petition this morning. It appears our petition and prayers have driven another brigade of Satan’s army into quite a fury:
Then my post is quoted (it wasn’t exactly “furious,” though, since I said justice shouldn’t be determined with a popularity contest). I will agree with this poor fellow—don’t deface the foolish petition. There’s no point, anyway, since the organizer will just delete your funny signatures.
That’s OUR petition they’re trying to destroy. I just cannot understand how those heathens can live with themselves.
Let’s give ’em our best prayer-circle inclusion and let them know that Dr. Hovind has the support he needs in the midst of this devil’s playground on the internet.
I didn’t really think of it as a duel, but OK, en garde. Unleash Satan’s Brigade, and give ’em hell! The “Jail Kent Hovind” petition has 235 signatures, the “Free Kent Hovind” petition has 45. Let’s steamroller ’em. No cheating, either—legitimate, unique signatures only, please.
Let’s also be nice and encourage them to pray real hard.