Comments

  1. gracchus says

    Pretty silly. Some people seem to take the site seriously, though, which is sort of pathetic.

  2. Hank Fox says

    Roll your cursor over the names, to see what they’ve been damned for.

    PZ Myers: For excessive rationality and infectious outspokenness.

  3. davem says

    That’s not hell. Hell is place with lots of cubicles where you wilt under bright florescent lights, while overhearing the guy next to you talk endlessly on the phone about his vasectomy as he eats a smelly sardine sandwich.

  5. John Berg says

    At least you’re in good company, PZ. GW Bush, Henry Kissinger….oh, wait a minute…….

  6. says

    Hank said:

    Roll your cursor over the names, to see what they’ve been damned for.

    PZ Myers: For excessive rationality and infectious outspokenness.

    Reading it quickly at first I thought it said “infectious octopusness“. Which is better IMO.

  8. Shawn S. says

    I damned a friend of mine for ‘laughing as hard as he did when his church got hit by a tornado’… hehehehhe. His way to be ‘saved’ was to watch Jesus Christ Superstar 666 times.

    Cute site.

    Someone should damn Jesus Christ for ‘Failing in his Mission Statement’.

  12. STH says

    LOL, Tyler DiPietro!

    I’m afraid you’re going to have to work pretty hard to match the wacky level of the spam in PZ’s Lin Liangtai thread, though. Nothing in the world quite as goofy as a True Believer. Believer in what, I have no idea, which will give you a sense of the level of wackiness there.

  13. kmiers says

    I promptly damned myself for my stubborn refusal to believe in hell. I’ll be in nice company.

  14. Maronan says

    How do I damn someone on that website? When I click “Damn someone,” it won’t let me type in a name!

  15. MJ Memphis says

    I love the damnation for Blaise Pascal. “Damned for Pascal’s Wager. Flimsiest argument for theism evar.”

  17. Baratos says

    I damned Hitler for a bad moustache. However he could redeem himself by “doing stuff”. Yeah, I’m tired.

  20. Molly, NYC says

    I see that Bush is there for treason amd Satan is there for “hosting crappy parties.”

  21. Hank Fox says

    There must be about twenty versions of Bush in there, several Dick Cheneys, and a Rumsfeld or two. Even Ann Coulter.

    Best so far, IMHO:

    Chuck Norris: Damned for “Driving an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.”

  22. kurage says

    Somebody probably beat me to it, but I damned Charles Darwin for “Being right. Wiseass.”

  24. Mnemosyne says

    I just damned my husband for forgetting to turn on his cell phone. (I needed his help to cut a cling-on poop off of our kitten, who was doing his Mr. Hankey impersonation.)

    For this crime, there is no way to make amends.

  25. says

    There must be about twenty versions of Bush in there, several Dick Cheneys, and a Rumsfeld or two. Even Ann Coulter.

    Good. Coulter should be damned for being a harpy whose prose reads like Fr. Charles Coughlin on a day when he’d been dipping too freely into the sacramental wine.

  27. says

    If The Captain and Tenille aren’t listed for ‘Muskrat Love’, it can’t really be hell. Cheer up, PZ; you’ve only been damned as a temp, in purgatory.

    So have a cup of java and when the Flying Biscotti Monster passes by, repent.

  29. Fred Golloway says

    PZ:
    Looking around on that wall, I see you’ve been damned twice! Look down and to the left from the where Hank damned you, near the bottom of the wall, and your name appears again. This time, however, the person who names you isn’t identified, and you don’t get a chance to redeem yourself. I think the site should have a filter of some sort- no one deserves to be twice-damned to hell.

  30. Chakolate says

    Don’t get too full of yourself, PZ. You’re not even in as big type as Chef Boyardi.

    And no resting on your laurels, you hear?

  32. sleepyinsaudi says

    Sorry pz, But I guess you have been tripple dog damned. I should have looked at your blog first , but yours was the first name that popped into my mind when contemplating the seminal question,”HMMMM…who should I damn today?”