1. gracchus says

    There’s something about earthquakes — along with chickens and shoes — that brings out an irresistible urge to pun on my part.

    The results of this study are truly earthshaking.

    Har har har.

    I seem incapable of making a truly relevant comment on this blog. I blame a lack of science education since high school.

  2. mothworm says

    Now, Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large US city,
    with a big undeground homosexual population. Des Moines, Iowa,
    for an example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart.
    You can’t build on it; you can’t grow anything in it. The government
    says it’s due to poor farming. But I know what’s really going on,
    Stuart. I know it’s the queers. They’re in it with the aliens.
    They’re building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to