Comments

  1. ulg says

    What’s so meaningful about being able to have a hectocotylus to inject sperm packets with?

    It’s flexible. It has suckers. Think about it for a bit.

  2. Left_Wing_Fox says

    Good God, What are you cephalopods doing in my bedroom?
    *cue porn music*

  3. quork says

    I sure wish Ann Coulter lived in T. Rex’s neighborhood. They could sit down over tea and have a nice discussion about evolution.

  4. Stanton says

    ulg said It’s flexible. It has suckers. Think about it for a bit.

    And it comes off while you’re using it, and then you die soon after.
    After I’m through, I would at least like to live long enough to enjoy two post-coital cigarettes before dropping dead from exhaustion and genetically programmed death.

  5. Phaed says

    “I sure wish Ann Coulter lived in T. Rex’s neighborhood.”

    Preferably in the log cabin.

  6. shana says

    I almost snorted coffee through my nose just then.

    I think Ann Coulter is actually a raccoon.