You ever hear Sex Shooter, by Apollonia 6? No? I’m sorry, but now we must all experience it together.
This is profoundly unsexy and awkward. I fucking love it. It’s so funny to me.
These aren’t outfits, they’re underwear. They’re wearing panty hose under their lingerie. The side girls look like office ladies.
OK, I’ve got a bit of an “everyday people fetish” so the office ladies are a little hot, but still. This whole production is embarrassing. I like how lead girl is aiming for Marilyn Monroe but just coming out like she’s got a respiratory abnormality and needs to see an ENT.
She exhorts us to sing along. Can you fucking imagine? What crowd anywhere in the world would want to sing these lyrics back to the girls? The fail, the cringe. It’s adorable. It feels like Rebecca Black trying to be cool. I love you, pathetic girls. I hope you’re in a better place now.
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EDIT: Found out a little more. Apparently these people were all wildly successful for being sexy and cool. Who knew? Lead singer there dated David Lee Roth and Prince, and starred in Purple Rain. Skinny girl dated Prince and other famous dudes. They are actually all singers, not just dancers or models… This production really hinders the glamor, that’s for sure.
Incidentally, the song was written by Prince and he recorded a version of it, haha. They can’t all be winners.
I like how they all look as if they’re trying to remember their dance moves! The blonde girl looks like she is having an exceptionally hard time trying to figure out when and where to put her hands!
I mean, okay, but they don’t look like very natural (or even good dancers either), and yeah, Apallonia ALWAYS sang every song the exact same way, from what I remember.
hehehe…
basically apollonia was replacement vanity. does that make her a scab? i keed, i keed.
in purple rain she was very lovely, but the face from the thumbnail to this video looks like sweet bro &/or hella jeff. remarkable.
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I always like nasty girl, Vanity (Denise Matthews) better. My late sister knew her, as they were both dialysis patients in Fremont, California, periodically crossing paths.
Typo: liked