Children have their own culture that, while it can be influenced by adults, runs in parallel to their authority, and is handed down verbally from who knows when. What dirty rhymes and gross pranks were played at your school? Thought I’d share one with you from my own childhood in Seattle in the 1980s. Content warning for misogyny and dookie humor.
Ain’t yo mama pretty?
She got meatballs for her titty
She got scrambled eggs
Between her legsI took her to a party
She turned around and farted
I asked her why she did it
She turned around and shitted
Ah, those halcyon days. By all means, in honor of the tribe you left behind upon reaching maturity, dookie up my comments below.
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I remember a few that involved pointing to different body parts in a weird corruption of the catholic cross, as you say each syllable. Rainier Beer, comes from here (point at crotch). Or the classic milk, milk, lemonade
wow, i had heard rainier beer one and totally forgot it. it’s all coming back to me like jim steinmans.
Oh I found this PDF online from a .gov site lmao. Should be of interest: https://files.eric.ed.gov/fulltext/ED151884.pdf
Wow, thanks United States Department of Education.
Well there was the classic “toe knee hand cock” or “Tony Hancock” a classic British comedian, the chant was around in the 60s.
i can imagine that to the tune of spongebob squarepants, the chorus of which is sung by children.