“Every atheist I’ve met has been an angry, spiteful wretch—
It’s as if, between our minds, they build a barrier.”
But… if everyone you met would soon fall victim to a plague,
The conclusion we would reach is… you’re a carrier.
If the element in common isn’t evidence or sense,
Isn’t logic, isn’t fashion, isn’t season
Isn’t anything to point to, not that anyone can see…
Why, there’s only one conclusion; you’re the reason!
Stuff follows:
Actually, it seems there *are* reasons for atheists to be angry. Ninety-nine reasons, at least. (At the link, Greta Christina’s new book.)
But yeah, maybe if all the atheists you meet are hate-filled and spiteful, you might want to try a new mouthwash.
Rieux says
The Plague! Woot!
Darth Marmalade says
You didn’t Beat the Reaper! But isn’t he a good sport, folks?
'Tis Himself, OM says
I tried that. I’m still hate-filled and spiteful.
Die Anyway says
> “… an angry, spiteful wretch”
Rush Limbaugh is an atheist?
Seriously, I only KNOW two of my acquaintences to be atheists. Both are quiet, nice, helpful people. Anyone who is angry and spiteful I do not hang around long enough to find out their religious leanings. Good mouthwash or not.