(Me, arriving to FTB)
Hello! My name is Joseph Kelly, husband of FTB’s own Bébé Mélange at Life’s a Gas. I did a couple of guest posts over there long ago. Recently I had gotten a few ideas for posts that may amuse you all so after all this time I decided to start this blog. Now you can know who comes up with all of GAS’s best ideas! I plan to do more posts about horror movies, etymology, weird old websites no one remembers, gardening, and vampires.

mwah, babeeeey!
Good joss!
I look forward to reading your works.
! Aha.
(Like a little Revelation, right there)
Are these cubist vowels rack-trapped? 😉
@Cat Mara – Sadly! 😭
And thanks everyone, I look forward to writing here.