I HAVE PROOF! Look, Jesus himself!I don’t think any of us atheists are getting raptured, but it was pretty awesome for Jesus to at least stop by and say hello. What a nice guy.
Yeah, Jesus is a pretty cool guy. It’s just his dad and his fanclub that are dicks.
Grahamsays
Actually, the rapture did happen. Turns out, the right religion was in a small tribe from Guyana that was wiped out 4000 years ago by famine. Whoops!
the_Siliconopolitansays
Did he make some wine for you?Or was noöne getting married?
Drakksays
Irrelevant to this specific post, but I really just want to buy a huge billboard near Camping’s house/office/other place he frequents, and have a huge troll face on it with the words “PROBLEM, CHRISTIANS?” underneath.Sorry. Had to get that out there.
Offer him a beer. I hear Jesus loves beer.
Is that Jesus, or The Dude in a bathrobe?
Jesus: Now there’s a bridge-builder.
Yeah, Jesus is a pretty cool guy. It’s just his dad and his fanclub that are dicks.
Actually, the rapture did happen. Turns out, the right religion was in a small tribe from Guyana that was wiped out 4000 years ago by famine. Whoops!
Did he make some wine for you?Or was noöne getting married?
Irrelevant to this specific post, but I really just want to buy a huge billboard near Camping’s house/office/other place he frequents, and have a huge troll face on it with the words “PROBLEM, CHRISTIANS?” underneath.Sorry. Had to get that out there.
O, Trollface, endless thine applications.