Quick, what is the fruit that is the easiest to peel and eat without any mess or even getting your hands soiled?
Bananas would seem to come out an easy winner. The banana seems so perfectly designed to be eaten easily that evangelist Ray ‘Banana Man’ Comfort and his trusty sidekick, the Boy Wonder Kirk Cameron, saw it as incontrovertible proof that god had designed it, and thus they called it ‘the atheist’s nightmare’.
But a German-owned supermarket chain committed the sin of thinking that they can improve on god’s handiwork and decided to market pre-peeled bananas on plastic trays wrapped in plastic foil.
As a result of outraged protests from environmentalists, the product has been discontinued.
Which is just as well, since otherwise god would surely have smitten (smited? smote?) them for their blasphemy.