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Jun 11 2012

Orly Taitz loses California senate primary

I have bad news.

Orly Taitz lost her bid to become California’s next senator. She came in fifth in the primary, garnering 3.1% or 121,000 votes, which is not too shabby.

Long time readers of this blog know that Taitz has a special place in my heart because, of all the birthers out there, this indefatigable dentist/lawyer is by far the most entertaining, constructing a vast conspiracy in her mind of people who are hiding the fact that Barack Obama was not born in the US and is thus ineligible to be president. She sues anyone who stands in the way of her revealing the truth.

When she did not get the endorsement of major state Republican groups in the primary, she lashed out them, claiming that they were merely tools of corrupt party bosses who were determined that she should lose.

You would have thought her campaign ad, with her in a suit of armor like Joan of Arc, would have been a sure winner.

Oh, Orly, Orly, you are so adorable.

But Taitz is even more tenacious in her efforts than Richard Nixon and more indestructible than the Terminator and so you can be sure that she will be back and that we will always have her to kick around.

3 comments

  1. 1
    'Tis Himself

    Dr. Taitz Esq was also a licensed real estate agent. The poor woman just can’t hold a job.

  2. 2
    Kevin

    I’m sure she’s going to sue the Republican Party and the state election board to try to claim her rightful place on the November ballot.

    Or start her own party. That would be even more fun.

    Popcorn, anyone?

  3. 3
    Peter

    Was that a real ad? Or was it a Poe?

    I’ve seen 6th grade book reports on youtube that were more polished.

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