To boldly go where everyone has gone before

I’m about to attempt a trek from my house to the grocery store and back again, because I want to get back into the habit of regular walks. It’s going to be a little bit of a challenge — I’ve been doing short walks around the house, but I think I can handle a whole kilometer and a half, because maybe I’m getting overconfident.

If I’m not back by noon, call out the helicopters and the search parties. (I also have an ace in the hole: Morris has an informal bus service where you just call and they eventually deliver you right to your door. Don’t worry.)

Trogloraptor!

A new species of spider has been identified.

We present a morphological description of a recently discovered species of spider in the family Trogloraptoridae from the Columbia River Gorge in northwestern Oregon. The family was previously monotypic (Trogloraptor marchingtoni) and only known from populations near the southwestern Oregon—northern California border. Trogloraptor tulishpun sp. nov. retains the key family synapomorphy, distinctive subsegmented raptorial tarsi, and an oblique membranous division of the basal segment of the anterior lateral spinnerets. Trogloraptor tulishpun is distinguished from T. marchingtoni by its color pattern, clypeal height, vulvar and palp structure. We have found T. tulishpun in four localities in the Columbia River Gorge, which show little mitochondrial sequence divergence from one another, but are highly genetically distinct from T. marchingtoni. Trogloraptor tulishpun is found in basalt features, including lava tubes and shallow talus caves, and has been observed to eat arachnids and moths, making them top predators in these environments.

First, that’s a truly awesome name, Trogloraptor, for a cave spider. Somebody hit a home run with that name.

Naming a new species isn’t a trivial thing, but the lab that found this one went above and beyond to come up with the name Trogloraptor tulishpun. They consulted the local people of the Yakama nation, and got the name “tulishpun” from them. And then they had a formal naming ceremony, as reported on NPR.

ANTHONY WASHINES: At this time, we’ll open this ground, the sacred ground that we’re standing on, and then we’ll begin.

PRICHEP: Naming ceremonies are usually, unsurprisingly, for people. It’s a formal introduction of the name, but it’s also a way to sort of welcome that individual and mark their place in the community.

(SOUNDBITE OF ARCHIVED RECORDING)

WASHINES: You’re being a witness to this brother being acknowledged.

PRICHEP: Anthony Washines is the Yakima elder who came up with the spider’s name.

(SOUNDBITE OF ARCHIVED RECORDING)

WASHINES: And so, from this day forward, we will call them by the name tulishpun. Repeat after me – tulishpun.

UNIDENTIFIED CROWD: Tulishpun.

PRICHEP: Gifts and food were shared, and a traditional naming song was sung. A few spiders were gathered to receive their name and then returned back to the nearby caves. Washines knows people will see tulishpun as a small thing. But he says every creature has its place, and this little spider has been in this place even when his people were not.

WASHINES: We were literally herded to a reservation up in the high-desert plateau, which was not our land. But he stayed here and remained. He still took care of this land.

PRICHEP: Usually, the discovery of a new species is celebrated with a pizza party in the lab, maybe a nod from the dean. It’s an academic milestone. But for tulishpun, it’s a community event, a gathering of scientists and citizens, of human and animal, to name all of those who make up this land and honor the connections between them.

How lovely. I’ll keep that in mind if I ever discover a novel species, which is extremely unlikely. In my background, we didn’t go looking for new species — new mutations and new molecules, sure, and we had ceremonies, usually involving popping a champagne bottle, when a paper was published, but we lack a connection to the community, the people, and the land. A species, though, is something people may have interacted with before, and that interacts with other levels of its biome, and it is appropriate to add a scientific context to a known part of our world.

That went about as well as expected

Donald Trump had his tacky birthday party on the White House lawn yesterday. A bunch of people I never heard of had fights in front of a crowd of rich people who did not get rained on, unfortunately, but they did manage to demonstrate how low-class they were.

Yet if the event was intended as a celebration of American strength and exceptionalism, it also repeatedly descended into something cruder. The most striking example came after prospect Josh Hokit stopped Derrick Lewis in the second round of their heavyweight bout. After exiting the cage to present Trump with a necklace at ringside, Hokit delivered a rambling post-fight interview that veered from praise for the president to religion before concluding with the false conspiracy claim that “Michelle Obama is a man.”

The remark, one of the oldest and most persistent smears directed at the former first lady, drew cheers from some sections of the crowd and bewilderment from others. Even on a night that had already blurred the line between civic ceremony, political rally and pay-per-view entertainment, Hokit still found a way to lower the level of discourse.

Hokit’s comments were not the evening’s only political barb. When former UFC bantamweight champion Sean O’Malley faced Canada’s Aiemann Zahabi, the bout took on a nationalistic fervor. Trump donned a white “USA” hat cageside while chants of “U-S-A!” rang out from sections of the crowd. At various points spectators shouted “Canada is the 51st state!” – echoing Trump’s repeated taunts about annexing America’s northern neighbor – while others urged O’Malley to “eat” his opponent.

He got the party he wanted, but not the party he deserved.

Please, make these people go away.

Since we’re talking about UFOs…

In other news about UFOs/UAPs, would you believe our government has formed a “UAP Science Advisory Council” to chase the nonexistent science behind the illusory flying saucers? Of course you would, because our current government is all about throwing stupid money after stupid ideas. Guess who they’ve appointed to run it…

Avi Loeb!

The three UAP file releases thus far attracted more than a billion views and a lot of chatter on social media. However, to paraphrase the wisdom of basketball players: “we must keep our eyes on the orbs, not the audience!”

What could be a better way of doing that than the establishment of a new “UAP Science Advisory Council” by the White House, AARO, the Office of the Director of National Intelligence (ODNI), the FBI, and all Intelligence Community members. This is not wishful thinking but a reality now. Over the past week, I was tasked by the above organizations to create a research team of young scientists who will serve on this council. The Council under my leadership includes the following members: Dr. Richard Cloete and Dr. Regina Sarmiento with expertise in data analysis and data management with AI tools, Prof. Matthew Szydagis with expertise in instrumentation and data collection, Dr. Devesh Nandal with expertise in numerical analysis and astrophysics and Dr. Omer Eldadi with expertise in data management, AI and human psychology. This constitutes an amazing A-team of exceptional scientists.

I would not want to be associated with anything endorsed by this administration, and I would not call any group of scientists picked by Avi Loeb to be exceptional anything other than exceptionally irrelevant. As usual, it’s a game of picking the biggest idiot you can find to run an organization. Bonus points if they’re an egotistical glory-hound.

I told you I might go see Disclosure Day

And I did. And I regret it.

Steven Spielberg can make some great movies, but he also has this solid wad of gullibility in his brain that emerges whenever he makes a movie about aliens. It happened when he directed Close Encounters of the Third Kind, ET the Extraterrestrial, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, and it also leaked out a bit with A.I. Artificial Intelligence. They all made lots of money, though, so I fear there’s no way we can ever stop him.

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Still exaggerated

I appreciate the message that most spiders are harmless, but it’s still too much to claim that 2 are dangerous. They’re not.

I haven’t had any opportunity to work with recluses, but widows are shy little sweethearts. They have a potent venom, but they’re seriously reluctant to use it. I let mine scurry all over my bare hands and arms, and have never been bitten, because I treat them gently and with respect.

I’d say of 3,000 species, there are 3,000 to be cautious about, and none to be afraid of. Save the fear for dogs and cats, which are much more dangerous.

Edging

Virginia Heffernan makes an interesting admission about the book publicist John Brockman and his salon for famous science popularizers, Edge. This was well-known group among certain people. Yeah, certain people. It wasn’t very inclusive.

Brockman, my former agent for tech writing, told me Edge was an intellectual salon. Edge.org is indeed intriguingly sprawling, jammed with scholarly idols whose bios have “Booker” and “Nobel” in them. Members of Edge participated in conferences and symposia, and promoted each other’s work. Who was I to say no? Among Edge’s prodigious ranks were Ian McEwan, Yuval Noah Harari, Steve Wozniak, Richard Dawkins, Nassim Nicholas Taleb and Daniel Kahneman.

But if I’d read the member list more closely, I might have hesitated. Edge was overwhelmingly male, for one. It was said to be an intellectual salon, but in the club photos were tech bro billionaires, including Edge members Elon Musk, Bill Gates and Larry Page. And too many members were men now largely renowned for misconduct, professional or personal: Marc D Hauser, Jonah Lehrer, Lawrence Krauss, and Marvin Minsky.

Once upon a time, I was edging into Edge. Brockman was also my former agent. I’d been introduced to Brockman by Dawkins and Adam Bly, I was on his mailing list, I was invited to contribute essays to his series of books. It didn’t last. Partly it was because I was getting weird vibes from the whole group, but also my criticisms of various precious ideas that were current among them, like soft-pedaling eugenics and demeaning women, got me abruptly and finally dropped from the mailing list.

There was also the matter of Jeffrey Epstein’s poisonous influence. I never met him, and pretty much knew nothing about him, it was only later that I discovered what a factor he was in the New York science publishing scene, and was a significant factor in founding Seed, which I wrote for.

I flashed back to the Edge crew’s relentless criticism of the humanities in the 1990s. In The Diversity Myth, Thiel and Sacks bitterly complained about “diversity” as jargon that concealed a nefarious political agenda. Well, now we have metaheuristical eugenics, and the jargon’s on the other foot.

With the Epstein files, we’re confronted with exactly what all the Edge men – from Pinker to Dawkins to Musk to Gates – did with the intellectual territory they seized. With their Ivy League posts, their billions, and their blue-ribbon DNA, the would-be intellectuals in Epstein’s circle converged on nothing less than the ideology of Mein Kampf. The Edge dinners have ceased and the site is now dormant, but generations of young men trained at Harvard, LSE and Oxford absorbed the lesson — and generations of young women learned that their place in intellectual history is sidelined, exploited, or prone.

I’d say I was lucky to have dodged that bullet, except that I was never a particularly good target for them. Although…those who were in the club, with exceptions, seem to have thrived. Has anyone paid the consequences for their association with Epstein? One of the most prominent ghouls who profited off their connections to Epstein, and Brockman, is Steve Pinker, whose unsavoury history gets exposed by Cathryn Townsend. Epstein was cultivating a group of scientists who shared his views on society, and Pinker was a prize catch.

Steven Pinker’s Panglossian worldview of inexorable progress, for example, is likely most appealing to those who have a vested interest in the hierarchical status quo.

There was a deeper ideology than that.

An exploration of Epstein’s connections suggests that eugenics and scientific racism played a role but that there was more to it than that. Investigations of Epstein’s relationships with academic scientists illustrate Epstein’s extraction of four gift types from them: 1) objectification of women, 2) legitimization of eugenics and scientific racism, 3) intellectual cosplay, and 4) cover for depraved and sometimes illegal behavior. The latter ranged from the reputation laundering service that was performed by all the academics who continued to associate with Epstein after his 2008 conviction for sex crimes, to conspiring to help Epstein avoid the legal repercussions of his crimes against children. Each academic in Epstein’s orbit likely offered a unique set of gifts to him but these four types seem to be recurring.

What the select group of academics got from the equation was money or expensive gifts, publicity, and the perceived glamour of being part of the Epstein class. Edge salons came with private flights, Michelin-starred meals, mink throws, and “beautiful young assistants”, after all. Who cared if it was, in Evgeny Marazov’s words “an odd intellectual club located on the dubious continuum between the seminar room and a sex-trafficking ring”?

Darn. I missed out on all those perks, probably because I didn’t provide gifts 1-4. Just think, I could have been at this party, if I’d played my cards right.

Now that’s disreputable group. The only one with a vestige of credibility remaining is Pinker, but the lies are starting to unravel even for him.

Harvard linguist Steven Pinker has claimed that he unknowingly contributed to Jeffrey Epstein’s legal defense back in 2007, when Epstein was fighting charges involving the sexual exploitation and trafficking of minors. His claim is contradicted by newly surfaced evidence from the cache of documents released by the U.S. Department of Justice.

An allegation that Pinker received $10,000 for a three-page letter appears in a 2008 memo titled “wrongdoing by attorneys in the Epstein criminal matter”. The memo was apparently authored by Darren Indyke, Epstein’s longstanding personal attorney. It states that “Alan had us give Steven Pinker $10,000 for a letter”. When questioned, Pinker has previously claimed that he was not paid for his expert opinion letter and that he didn’t know who he was providing the letter for. The “Alan” that the author refers to in the 2008 memo is Alan Dershowitz, a high-profile lawyer and former Harvard academic, who represented Epstein in his fight against charges related to the sexual exploitation and trafficking of minor girls.

I have written many recommendation letters over the course of my career, but I have never been paid a penny for any of them, let alone $10,000. If I were even offered $10K for a letter, I’d be instantly suspicious and the only thing I’d write is a damning letter reporting them to whoever they were trying to cultivate a relationship with. Pinker was lying. Pinker was unethical.

Pinker’s involvement in Epstein’s legal defense was first reported in 2019 by BuzzFeed. At the time, he told BuzzFeed that “I don’t recall [Dershowitz] telling me that the question pertained to the Epstein defense … I was not aware of the charges against Epstein at the time. And no, I was not paid for the letter—it’s something that Alan and I do regularly, as colleagues.”

Nothing he says is believable. He was just getting more devious in avoiding exposure.

Pinker claims that he couldn’t stand Epstein, never took funding from him, and tried to keep him at a distance, also describing him as a “kibitzer and a dilettante”. Perhaps, but for all that, he was willing to rub shoulders with him and accept gifts from him, for example traveling on Epstein’s private plane in 2002. Most of Pinker’s meetings with Epstein were through the Epstein-funded boy’s club known as the Edge. After Epstein’s conviction for sexually abusing a 14-year-old, Pinker continued rubbing shoulders with him, but Epstein’s presence within the circle of elite academics was carefully hidden from publicity. In the Epstein files, Pinker’s name appears repeatedly in emails related to Edge events, emails which included Epstein in the list of recipients, or which were forwarded to him, and which often pertained to exclusive salons for the Edge inner circle.

And he was hanging out with the worst people on the planet — billionaires. Yuck.

Pinker was a featured speaker at an Edge salon, billed as a master class on the science of human nature, that was held at a boutique vineyard in St Helena, Napa, CA in July 2011. According to emails between Epstein and Edge director John Brockman the salon was planned to be ‘confidential’ and limited to 20-25 invited guests. Epstein forwarded the email invitation, including the list of recipients, to a redacted email address asking “will you be in la. then”. The list of recipients included Elon Musk, Bill Gates, and Mark Zuckerberg.

And not just billionaires — Pinker keeps willfully entangling himself with racists and racist organizations. Right, he just “accidentally” finds himself sharing a stage with Jared Taylor, just like he “accidentally” cashes $10,000 checks from Dershowitz and Epstein, and then forgets about them.

Pinker’s interest in legitimizing scientific racism doesn’t seem to have died along with Epstein. Recently, he has appeared on a podcast outlet that is infamous for promoting scientific racism and eugenics. The media outlet concerned has produced an interview with Jared Taylor, a white supremacist who was apparently banned from the Schengen Area of Europe, and a blog post arguing that in order to achieve economic growth in Africa, eugenics should be used to engineer more intelligent Africans. An undercover investigation by Hope Not Hate exposed the neo-Nazi connections of the outlet’s holding organization. In the Hope Not Hate investigation, one of the directors of the holding organization explained to the undercover investigator (who was posing as a potential donor) that well-known commentators like Noam Chomsky were being used as part of a deliberate ploy to attract “high-value” subscribers: “We’re using these people to get legitimacy by association,” similar to Epstein’s strategy. Incidentally, Chomsky is another academic Epstein managed to add to his trophy shelf. To be charitable to Chomsky, he did at least reject Epstein’s racist ideas.

Separately, at a recent festival of cringe that Epstein would have loved, Pinker delivered a speech tritely titled ‘A Positive Vision for Scholarship and Society’ alongside titles such as ‘Parasitic Ideas and Suicidal Empathy Are Killing the West’; ‘Is Islamophobia Real? Finding Empirical Answers to Questions We’re Not Supposed to Ask’; and the showstopping ‘Truth, What it is, How to Find it, Why it Still Matters’. Papers by authors who attended this conference are being prepared for a special issue in a social science journal that has recently had a new editorial leadership imposed by the publisher, Springer. It now includes Pinker on the editorial board alongside an editor from a conservative think tank that has previously sponsored research by The Bell Curve author Charles Murray.

That Edge gang was one fucking creepy gang of creeps. Don’t forget it, let’s not let these losers escape their well-earned reputation.

Epstein, Krauss, Pinker

Southern Baptists: always on the wrong side

You know, the Southern Baptist denomination was specifically formed in 1845 to uphold slavery — their whole raison d’etre was to separate themselves from those namby-pamby abolitionists who would later kick their asses in the Civil War. That’s not their only issue, though. They also don’t like those uppity women.

Thousands of Southern Baptists overwhelmingly voted Wednesday to advance a formal ban on women pastors in the nation’s largest Protestant denomination, sending a clear message that men alone should preach to these conservative evangelical congregations.

The amendment would tighten existing restrictions in the Southern Baptist Convention, which already has a faith statement opposing women pastors.

Can you guess what their position on abortion might be? Or on same sex marriage.

Basically, a good rule of thumb for living a moral life is to ask a Southern Baptist their opinion, and then do the exact opposite.

You have my permission to be horrified

In case you’ve ever wondered how to use a menstrual cup, don’t ask AI. They might give you a nightmare illustration.

But wait! There’s more! I decided to ask the Google AI to explain the diagram. It didn’t see any problem.

AI Overview
• This 3D medical animation illustrates a medical-grade silicone menstrual cup inserted into the vaginal canal to collect rather than absorb menstrual flow.
• The visualization highlights the proper sagittal view placement, emphasizing a comfortable position below the cervix and angled towards the sacrum.
• It serves as a reusable, eco-friendly alternative to traditional period products like pads and tampons, capable of being worn for 8–12 hours.

Now you know. Just punch the cup into the bladder and through your cervix to completely replace your uterus.