Apr 01 2014

Eye-candy for mollusc fetishists

I’m currently in grading hell, so here, something to entertain you. Unless you’re a clam. If you’re a clam, don’t watch this.

I shouldn’t have bothered warning the clams. They’re stupid, they probably watched it anyway.


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    chigau (違う)

    Clams got legs!

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    I expect this kind of anti-bivalve prejudice from Ed, but not you, PZ. I am disappointed.

    Now I have to find a new role-model for invertebrate justice activism.

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    Ze Frank is a genius

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    do clams have eyes? I thought that was just scallops…

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    Just read the youtube comments. This may be the first time I’ve read them without despairing for humanity.

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    ZeFrank is probably what happens when Firesign Theatre and David Attenborough produce a baby (“bebby”)!

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    That moment when Ze breaks character and can’t help a natural giggle when discussing his search history containing “pictures of an octopus’s butthole”!

    Where is the octopus’s anus?

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    Where is the octopus’s anus?

    It’s in the mantle cavity. Just have a look at this: http://universe-review.ca/I10-82-octopus.jpg
    Notice the position of the ink sac.

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    @pentatomid – Ah, that’s about what I would have figured. So it all pretty much comes out right next to the siphon…

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    Oh wow, so are those yellow lines coming from the brain huge nerve fibers running out to each of the arms?

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    Damn, Chigau beat me to it! Oh well.

    Clams got legs!

    B.C. was my favorite comic strip until Johnny Hart got all Jesus-infected.

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    I got my mom hooked on these. She loves ZeFrank.

    My favorite line: Unless, after a while, you found out that one of your arms was an asshole…

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    B.C. was my favorite comic strip until Johnny Hart got all Jesus-infected.
    Sad. It was like a very public psychotic breakdown with no-one coming to the rescue. I’m old enough to think it was a pretty recent occurrence rather than the vast majority of its run. It was such a science friendly absurdist humor seldom seen that it’s really sad that it’ll be forever known for the right-wing whacko shit that most people see it as. Very sad. It was a great, great, strip at first.

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    This kind of clam? http://www.xenu.net/flash/specious.swf

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