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  1. Matt G says

    Modern conservatives have fully embraced contrarianism. We’ll do things that harm others, and even ourselves (!), to show the libs that we aren’t like them. Pathetic.

  2. Big Boppa says

    There should be two more panels, one showing where the contrarian being swallowed by the ooze and the other with his skeletonized corpse winging that someone should have warned him that this might happen.

  3. microraptor says

    When I was a kid, I remember cartoons like Captain Planet having pollution caused by supervillains who sat around thinking about new ways that they could make more pollution because they hated clean water and clean air.

    And here we are now with people who have actually made being pro-pollution a political stance.

  4. says

    Yeah, that’s almost a literal representation of present-day Retrumplitarian “thinking:” “I’m a totally free thinker, ‘cuz I don’t give a crap about all those things ordinary sheeple care about like basic rights and justice for everyone. BOOOORRRIIIING!”

    And also: “We’re such a horribly persecuted minority, just ‘cuz all those wussy sheeple can’t handle The Truth about how superior we are and how we gotta have our LIBBIDY to stomp all over everyone else!”

    And also: “Huh huh huh you sheeple are all just scared ‘cuz we’re a growing trendy movement of people following our freethinking doctrine in lockstep!”

  5. says

    There should be two more panels, one showing where the contrarian being swallowed by the ooze and the other with his skeletonized corpse winging that someone should have warned him that this might happen.

    And then a third panel showing an identical guy talking about how the first guy brought it on himself because he didn’t buy his special anti-ooze insurance, on sale now for just $19.95 per month.

  6. birgerjohansson says

    ManBearPig is the good guy! We should not give money to people fighting it!

  7. drew says

    I remember when liberals told us all to stop our dogmatic, authoritarian thinking . . .

  8. badland says

    You hear that? Drew exhorts us to stop our dogmatic, authoritarian thinking!

    Spoing.

  9. indianajones says

    I thought this was a little exaggerated until I remembered all those pictures of dudebros with guns pointed at their own testicles and all the stories about the completely unforeseeable consequences.

  10. KG says

    I remember when liberals told us all to stop our dogmatic, authoritarian thinking . . . – drew@7

    …and you’re evidently proud to have remained dogmatic and authoritarian.

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