Anti-Caturday post
Seals. Having sex.
Dang. It’s neither cute nor graceful, is it?
Evolution, development, and random biological ejaculations from a godless liberal
Evolution, development, and random biological ejaculations from a godless liberal
Seals. Having sex.
Dang. It’s neither cute nor graceful, is it?
The Mellow Monkey:
January 19th, 2013 at 11:09 am
That was roughly as awkward and floppy as I expected.
Randomfactor:
January 19th, 2013 at 11:35 am
The moaning sounds familiar, though.
janiceintoronto:
January 19th, 2013 at 11:38 am
Parthenogenesis obviously has its advantages.
No film crews…
Glen Davidson:
January 19th, 2013 at 12:31 pm
Love doesn’t really spring to mind.
Cat sex isn’t really much of an improvement, however, especially in the auditory realm.
Glen Davidson
M, Supreme Anarch of the Queer Illuminati:
January 19th, 2013 at 12:36 pm
I’m starting to feel like I dodged a bullet there…
John Horstman:
January 19th, 2013 at 1:29 pm
I’m clearly missing a video or picture or something, and I do mean missing: seals screwing sounds hilarious. I don’t have the content error message like @5, just what looks like a post consisting only of:
John Horstman:
January 19th, 2013 at 1:32 pm
I solved my problem: script-blocker blocking explore.org (video container/fetch script) and then ooyala.com (flash player/content script).
RFW:
January 19th, 2013 at 1:38 pm
Glen Davidson has it right: cats having sex are neither cute nor graceful. And for the female, it’s evidently painful as the barbs on the male’s penis stimulate her vaginal wall when he withdraws, triggering ovulation.
Somewhere on the web there’s a photo of two lions, taken just as the male has withdrawn; the female (like all cats, it seems) is turning around and giving him a nasty swat. Unfortunately, a search of Google images for “lions mating” doesn’t turn up this particular photo, but it shows lots of open mouths: one gathers lions, like house cats, make a lot of noise when doin’ the dirty.
Definitely a situation where sex is anti-romantic.
Bruce Keeler:
January 19th, 2013 at 1:39 pm
I love the way the adult seal next to them seems to be shielding the pup as if to say “Don’t look, don’t look, you’re not old enough!”
Naked Bunny with a Whip:
January 19th, 2013 at 1:52 pm
Watch a video of seals having sex.
Cool. One less item on my bucket list.
Naked Bunny with a Whip:
January 19th, 2013 at 1:53 pm
Or is that one fewer item….
Gnumann+, Radfem shotgunner of inhuman concepts:
January 19th, 2013 at 2:36 pm
My only thought was: Why the heck are they not doing it in the water..?
(Actually, from what I’ve previously seen of seal sexuality I can hazard a guess, but I don’t really want the answer to be true -yup, that’s me antropomorpising)
Martin:
January 19th, 2013 at 3:28 pm
Ron Jeremy jumps into my mind.
paulburnett:
January 19th, 2013 at 5:03 pm
Beach sand makes a great sexual lubricant…NOT!
DLC:
January 19th, 2013 at 5:12 pm
Sex! On teh innertubes ? who’da thunkit.
Azkyroth, Former Growing Toaster Oven:
January 19th, 2013 at 8:34 pm
I’m not supposed to be turned on by this, am I? O.o
Mike:
January 19th, 2013 at 8:46 pm
I would ask who stole my home sex tapes but I had a trophy wife so it would look more like an elephant seal trying to hook up with a sea otter.
Rob Grigjanis:
January 19th, 2013 at 9:01 pm
Why is this video like American beer? It’s fucking close to water.
Azkyroth, Former Growing Toaster Oven:
January 20th, 2013 at 1:00 am
Narrower brush plz.
Several of MANY examples. >.>
alexanderz:
January 20th, 2013 at 11:53 am
Lets not compare this to cats. Cats’ sex is definitely painful, but it looks like the females like it (except for the withdrawal, when they try to kill the male) – after copulation female cats often roll on their backs on the grass (a clear sign that they’re having fun).
Seals, on the other hand, are rapists. They even rape their young, something I’ve never seen a cat do.
Checkmate, seal-lovers – this one goes to the cats!
chakolate:
January 20th, 2013 at 2:10 pm
This would make a much better anti-Caturday post: octopodes rendered in cake:
http://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2013/1/20/sunday-sweets-tasty-tentacles.html