Frontiers in taxonomy
But to quote the celebrated environmental scientist Rush Limbaugh, “words mean things.” Maybe it’s just PTSD from having spent most of my adult life editing prose by environmental activists. I may well have had a big red button pushed. But if you’re writing about saving the natural world, you need to know at least a little bit about the natural world. And when you write about threats to biodiversity, knowing the actual definition of the word that represents the basic unit of biodiversity is a good idea.
Lest you end up calling “algae” a species.
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John Morales:
December 21st, 2012 at 4:47 pm
I don’t think in terms of species that would survive some planetary catastrophe, more in terms of domains.
(Specifically, I think Archaea would survive pretty much anything short of a nearby gamma-ray burster that squarely hit the planet)
Adam Welz:
December 21st, 2012 at 4:55 pm
Never mind the amateurs at places like Treehugger and Care2 — it’s the so-called pro enviro journos that constantly screw this stuff up that amaze me with their blithe ignorance, e.g. the author of the recent pupfish piece in Wired and a bunch of contributors to Slate (one of whom has a PhD in zoology, but still can’t use the simple term ‘wild species’ accurately). Editors don’t know and couldn’t care, in my experience — when I’ve written in to politely correct basic misunderstandings, I routinely get treated like a weirdo. If business journos screwed up their terminology as badly as this crowd did, they’d be laughed outta the game in minutes.
Ichthyic:
December 21st, 2012 at 5:02 pm
maybe like a Spandrel?
w00dview:
December 21st, 2012 at 5:19 pm
Ah Care 2. Word of advice if you ever wander over there. Under no circumstances if you value your sanity should you read the comments on any story relating to vaccination. Why the writers themselves are pro vaccine, their readership are REALLY antivax. You will think you have stumbled onto a left wing version of WND.
Chris Clarke:
December 21st, 2012 at 5:50 pm
AsqJames:
December 21st, 2012 at 6:16 pm
The “tenet”/”tenant” mistake irritates me unreasonably, moreso than other similar errors for some reason. It’s not a typo though, as I hear it spoken out loud as well as see it written down.
ronsullivan:
December 21st, 2012 at 6:40 pm
What, you don’t remember the primordial slime? You young puppy, you.
In other news: Thank you for # 5. Except I think I hurt myself.
carlie:
December 21st, 2012 at 7:28 pm
I have noticed a definite issue of student writing being just like this – they latch one to one scientific word, and then use it as a stand-in for any other noun they can’t think of. So we have “and this species has over 20,000 species” as in this article, and I get test answers like “the cells are where the plant grows branches and the flowers are the part of the cell where reproduction happens”.
ChasCPeterson:
December 21st, 2012 at 7:29 pm
‘spandrel’ heh
If you want to read a serious (and beautifully written) treatment of the question, check out Planet of Weeds.
“Hope is a duty from which paleontologists are exempt.”
Holms:
December 21st, 2012 at 9:45 pm
BACK
THE FUCK
UP
bortedwards:
December 21st, 2012 at 10:08 pm
Ok, so semantic and species concept issues aside, I reeeeally can’t wrap my mind around what the hell he’s even trying to drive at. Is he saying that because ants are so numerous (species wise) they are statistically less likely to go extinct than other animal species? By law of averages the sheer number of species of ants reduces the likelihood they will all get unlucky in the extinction lottery? Well shit, that’s not news, and a vapid non-comparison. Albatrosses are less likely to go extinct as a whole than pandas, despite both GROUPS being endangered.
Or is he saying that ants are inherently more robust animals than others? That’s flawed too. ALL extant species are the result of lineages that have survived *exactly* the same length of time, and to a greater or lesser extent, the same gross global changes over that time, one way or another. Just because ants happen to be more species diverse in this current time slice is no guarantee they will be better survivors tomorrow. Ask the trilobites. It could be through stochastic bad luck, or Eg warming temperature could promote an ant killing bacteria ala frogs and chitrid fungus that wipes the lot out and leaves nostrodamus’ like him looking dopey.
I’m sure I’m over thinking this, but I think my point is his logic is flawed on multiple levels.
Nepenthe:
December 21st, 2012 at 11:02 pm
Yay taxonomy! I am pleased. Have a video demonstrating the external anatomy of Oryctolagus cuniculus.
carlie:
December 21st, 2012 at 11:06 pm
Like this, I think.
iknklast:
December 21st, 2012 at 11:15 pm
I teach environmental science to college freshmen, and this looks about like what I get from them. Name a species that is (fill in the blank). Tree. Name a species that (fill in blank). Grass. What’s even worse? House. Rock.
And name an animal would almost always generate a mammal…the smallest group of animals known. Never a bird because they’re…well, birds. I said animal, right? And an insect? Not possible. Insects aren’t animals, are they?
Ignorance of the world is scary.
jonjermey:
December 22nd, 2012 at 1:05 am
After fifteen years of no global warming, the most endangered species I know is environmentalists.
blogofmyself, writer of papers:
December 22nd, 2012 at 1:52 am
jonjermey: Wow, the amount of stupidity you managed to pack into an otherwise unassuming sentence is astounding. I would be impressed if I weren’t too busy facepalming my hand through my skull.
Holms:
December 22nd, 2012 at 4:14 am
While it is true that there has been little trend for the last 15ish years, the generally accepted minimum timeframe before ‘weather’ becomes ‘climate’ is 30 years. Not sure how rigorous that number is – it may just be a loose convention – but be sure to get back to us oh in about 15 years.
Chris Clarke:
December 22nd, 2012 at 11:59 am
I also like the conflation of “environmentalism” with “climate change activism.” Not that a number of people on the enviro side haven’t forgotten that there are other issues. But still. I have the image of people saying “no climate change? WHEW! Thank god we only have the looming mass extinction to worry about then! Let’s all go home!”
Which many human-centered enviros likely would, it’s true.
Acolyte of Sagan:
December 22nd, 2012 at 12:46 pm
I can’t say which species will survive, what with not having supernatural powers and all that, but I can, I think, safely prophesise that, even when the human race is down to its last handful of people, at least one of them will be praying for a god to save them, and at least one will be saying “Climate change! What climate change? Those scientificalists in their labbatories have scared everybody to death.”
And they’ll probably be the same person.
Nick Gotts (formerly KG):
December 22nd, 2012 at 12:59 pm
jonjermey,
You’re wrong. That’s what comes of getting your information from liars and idiots.
Nick Gotts (formerly KG):
December 22nd, 2012 at 1:07 pm
Oh, and here’s a more recent analysis, again showing that you’re wrong.
David Marjanović:
December 22nd, 2012 at 1:18 pm
15 years of no global warming!?! Maybe if you’re so disingenuous as to draw a straight line from 1998 (El Niño – unusually warm) to 2011 (La Niña – unusually cool), that line will be horizontal. In that case you should be ashamed.
Rattus norvegicus.
This doesn’t diminish any of your points, but I’m not convinced there is such a thing as a unit of biodiversity. That’s why there are, as of February 2008, 147 different species concepts that all describe different entities. They have nothing in common except the word “species”. Depending on the species concept, there are from 101 to 249 endemic bird species in Mexico. Wolves and coyotes can interbreed (indeed, that’s where the red wolves come from)… but there’s no species concept that would include anywhere near all “trees in the Amazon” or “ants” or “algae” or “cockroaches”.
I like that.
Chris Clarke:
December 22nd, 2012 at 1:38 pm
Fixed. Thank you.
Oh, you bet. But the intent is to approach such a unit, I think it’s fair to say.
David Marjanović:
December 22nd, 2012 at 3:36 pm
Uh, just follow the links in comments 20 and 21. Those comments were posted while I was writing.
StevoR, fallible human being:
December 24th, 2012 at 3:33 am
@15. jonjermey :
Sounds like there’s a whole lot of endangered species you’ve never heard of – and humans include “environmentalists” and our species is astronomical units away from endangered species status.
Also that 15 years of cooling claim? Pretty sure that was pulled from some journos backside rather than being actual scientific fact – please see :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qbn1rCZz1ow
Seriously. Check that out and think about it.
Y’know jonjermey, I’m fairly confident that you are no rocket scientist. Y’know what people who *are* rocket scientists say ’bout this?
NASA – actual rocket scientists say here :
http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/2010-warmest-year.html
That 2010 was the hottest year on record tied with 2005 among a whole lot more.
More recently still 2011 was the hottest ever La Nina (cooler temp cycle) cycle year on record.
In addition surely you’ve heard that the 2012 Arctic sea ice observations broke all records for lowest extent ever known, right? No? How about taking a look at what the experts say over at the National Snow and Ice Data Center :
http://nsidc.org/arcticseaicenews/
These are three major facts y’might wanna consider before spouting off about it supposedly “not heating for the past 16 years” coz that’s simply factually wrong.