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Feb 05 2013

When The Fetus Took The Stand To Testify…

… Because Bill O’Reilly has a short memory, he must have forgotten that Congress already tried to take testimony from a fetus.

Republican Congressmen sat in committee
And called, as their witness, young Tommy.
His presence was purely an act to draw pity;
The lad was still stuck in his mommy.

Their witness, unable to swear or affirm,
And unable to raise his right hand,
Looking less like a baby and more like a worm,
Reluctantly took to the stand.

“I’m glad you had time in your schedule to meet us”
The first representative smiled,
“Your perspective is needed; because you’re a fetus
We value you more than a child.”

The congressmen heard him, so loud and so clear,
Though Tommy, of course, had no voice;
(That’s the reason young Tommy was called to be here–
His mother, of course, had no choice.)

Tommy’s Mommy was there as a baby container–
What’s important is, Tommy was there–
If she’d spoken up, they’d have had to restrain ‘er
Cos Mom’s voice? We really don’t care.

Cuttlecap tip, of course, to PZ.

More on Ohio’s fetal testimony. and more. and more.

2 comments

  1. 1
    John Morales

    Heh. Yet another fetality.

  2. 2
    Darth Marmalade

    We’re gonna need another Tommy!

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