“Every atheist I’ve met has been an angry, spiteful wretch—
It’s as if, between our minds, they build a barrier.”
But… if everyone you met would soon fall victim to a plague,
The conclusion we would reach is… you’re a carrier.
If the element in common isn’t evidence or sense,
Isn’t logic, isn’t fashion, isn’t season
Isn’t anything to point to, not that anyone can see…
Why, there’s only one conclusion; you’re the reason!
Actually, it seems there *are* reasons for atheists to be angry. Ninety-nine reasons, at least. (At the link, Greta Christina’s new book.)
But yeah, maybe if all the atheists you meet are hate-filled and spiteful, you might want to try a new mouthwash.