How about the Zimbabwean senator from the Movement for Democratic Change who thinks the way to prevent AIDS is to vacuum all the disgusting goo out of women?
He also thinks they should stop taking showers so that they’ll be too smelly to fuck, and shave their heads so that they’ll be too bald ditto, but the disgusting goo idea is more sciency than that.
He also gave an interview in which he stated that “Women have got more moisture in their organs as compared to men so there is need to research on how to deal with that moisture because it is conducive for bacteria breeding. There should be a way to suck out that moisture.”
Yes indeedy. There should be a way to suck it out, and a way to make it mandatory for women to have it sucked out. Sounds kind of rapey, but think of the upside – for the first time in human history, women who aren’t all slimy and disgusting. Booyah.