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Mar 07 2010

Sarah Jessica Parker = Toblerone?!?

I have just one thing to say about the Oscars.What the hell is Sarah Jessica Parker wearing? A gold tube with exploding foil at the top? Is she a candy bar wrapper or something? I mean, I’m not Ms. Fashionable, but what the hell?

Mmmmm Toblerone. Delicious, but not a good fashion inspiration.

Other than that, I have nothing to say. I watched the Oscars for about 20 minutes just because my roommate had it on. I usually don’t give a damn about them, but this year I’m especially apathetic since I hadn’t seen a single film that was up for Best Picture – yep, not even Up or Avatar. I blame that on the fact that I’ve been single for most of the past year, and I think I only watch movies on dates.

…And before I start contemplating how sad that is, I’m going to go to bed. Will post about my Stanford trip tomorrow!

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  1. 1
    Grimm

    …. I have never before seen an actress compared to a candy bar.

    BWAHAHAHAHAH!

  2. 2
    Grimm

    …. I have never before seen an actress compared to a candy bar.BWAHAHAHAHAH!

  3. 3
    mcbender

    To be honest, the Toblerone looks much more attractive to me.

  4. 4
    mcbender

    To be honest, the Toblerone looks much more attractive to me.

  5. 5
    BathTub

    Yeah I would rather have the toblerone.

  6. 6
    BathTub

    Yeah I would rather have the toblerone.

  7. 7
    circleh

    Jen, I'd rather have YOU than Sarah Jessica Parker or a Toblerone bar, actually. Why aren't more guys wanting to date you? Because they are idiots?

  8. 8
    circleh

    Jen, I’d rather have YOU than Sarah Jessica Parker or a Toblerone bar, actually. Why aren’t more guys wanting to date you? Because they are idiots?

  9. 9
    Hugo Grinebiter

    "Jen, I'd rather have YOU than Sarah Jessica Parker or a Toblerone bar, actually."

    Seconded. Order of preference: (1) Jen (2) a Toblerone bar, (3) a major tummy upset, (4) Sarah Jessica Parker.

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    Hugo Grinebiter

    “Jen, I’d rather have YOU than Sarah Jessica Parker or a Toblerone bar, actually.”Seconded. Order of preference: (1) Jen (2) a Toblerone bar, (3) a major tummy upset, (4) Sarah Jessica Parker.

  11. 11
    mcbender

    "Jen, I'd rather have YOU than Sarah Jessica Parker or a Toblerone bar, actually."

    Well, not that I'm going to disagree with that, but I wasn't going to say it…

  12. 12
    mcbender

    “Jen, I’d rather have YOU than Sarah Jessica Parker or a Toblerone bar, actually.”Well, not that I’m going to disagree with that, but I wasn’t going to say it…

  13. 13
    Sili

    Jen, I'd rather have YOU than Sarah Jessica Parker or a Toblerone bar, actually. Why aren't more guys wanting to date you? Because they are idiots?I suspect her current boyfriend is perfectly happy she isn't dating more guys.

    Used to love Toblerone, but for some reason I've grown less fond of it. Still looks better than that dress, though.

    And for some reason I'd never noticed what a nice butt Oscar has.

  14. 14
    Sili

    Jen, I’d rather have YOU than Sarah Jessica Parker or a Toblerone bar, actually. Why aren’t more guys wanting to date you? Because they are idiots?I suspect her current boyfriend is perfectly happy she isn’t dating more guys.Used to love Toblerone, but for some reason I’ve grown less fond of it. Still looks better than that dress, though.And for some reason I’d never noticed what a nice butt Oscar has.

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