By now you’ve probably heard of Conservapedia’s hilarious idea to edit the Bible to remove liberal bias. Because you know, gender inclusive language, using the word “comrade”, and a lack of parables about free market are horrible things caused by the liberal media. While most people have been ridiculing this, they do have one strong supporter: Stephen Colbert. He supports it so much, that he asked his viewers to go edit Conservapedia so he can be a Biblical figure.
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His fans were so excited to spread the conservative gospel of Stephen Colbert that Conservapedia crashed within minutes of his request. Unfortunately, Conservapedia didn’t keep any of their edits. How sad. I mean, Stephen Colbert as a biblical figure is just as accurate as what they plan to do with the Bible – why not let us help out?
Lol, I literally threw my hands in the air and whooped out loud – well, not that loud – when Colbert “suggested” his fans’ input in the Bible Project. Beautiful. =)
Lol, I literally threw my hands in the air and whooped out loud – well, not that loud – when Colbert “suggested” his fans’ input in the Bible Project. Beautiful. =)
They crashed Conservapedia? Cool :)
They crashed Conservapedia? Cool :)
Conservapedia crashed.And nothing of value was lost…
Conservapedia crashed.And nothing of value was lost…
Conservapedia is a living, breathing example of Poe's Law. It's become a parody of itself.
Conservapedia is a living, breathing example of Poe’s Law. It’s become a parody of itself.
I hit it up within seconds of hearing, and it was down like a motherfucker. Colbert has legions of followers. I hope he reminds us again in a week. Let's crash Conservapedia each week till they give up this bullshit.
I hit it up within seconds of hearing, and it was down like a motherfucker. Colbert has legions of followers. I hope he reminds us again in a week. Let’s crash Conservapedia each week till they give up this bullshit.
Conservapedia gives me an outlet to be angry at…and they are a bunch of bigots too
Conservapedia gives me an outlet to be angry at…and they are a bunch of bigots too
Unbelievably so. Sadly, Conservapedia isn't really conservative. It's more Republicapedia.
Unbelievably so. Sadly, Conservapedia isn’t really conservative. It’s more Republicapedia.
Colbert, doing it for the lulz like everyone else. I love Colbert.
Colbert, doing it for the lulz like everyone else. I love Colbert.
Needs more jaw of ass.
And foreskins.
One can never have enough foreskins.
Needs more jaw of ass.And foreskins.One can never have enough foreskins.
Colbert is my hero.
Colbert is my hero.
That's fucking fantastic.
That’s fucking fantastic.
hey its down again, lets all jam the email address that comes up with "Liberal Lies" and "Blasphemy"
webmaster@concervapedia.com
hey its down again, lets all jam the email address that comes up with “Liberal Lies” and “Blasphemy”webmaster@concervapedia.com
It took me a few minutes of going over their site before I started to realize, they're serious.
It was good for a laugh, but I still have trouble believing that people like that actually do exist in the world. Still, laugh with me, check out this list of "Conservative Terms".
http://conservapedia.com/Essay:Best_New_Conservative_Terms
And for an even better laugh, check out their Atheism page! You'll find a link for half way down the list of "Conservative Terms" under the "Conservative Words Not Yet Recognized by the Dictionary" section; oh, by the way, we're supposedly "morally bankrupt". ;-)
Pete…
It took me a few minutes of going over their site before I started to realize, they’re serious.It was good for a laugh, but I still have trouble believing that people like that actually do exist in the world. Still, laugh with me, check out this list of “Conservative Terms”.http://conservapedia.com/Essay…And for an even better laugh, check out their Atheism page! You’ll find a link for half way down the list of “Conservative Terms” under the “Conservative Words Not Yet Recognized by the Dictionary” section; oh, by the way, we’re supposedly “morally bankrupt”. ;-)Pete…
I always assumed Conservapedia was a joke. The people writing it are actually serious?
I always assumed Conservapedia was a joke. The people writing it are actually serious?
I got as far as:
"liberals will oppose this effort, but they will have to read the Bible to criticize tis, and that will open their minds"
and had to stop before I ruptured something internally.
I got as far as:”liberals will oppose this effort, but they will have to read the Bible to criticize tis, and that will open their minds”and had to stop before I ruptured something internally.
I wanna see the video but I'm in the UK. Why cant I see the video?
I wanna see the video but I’m in the UK. Why cant I see the video?
Conservapedia crashes when the wind blows too hard. I swear the server that site runs on must be a 120 Mhz Pentium I.
Conservapedia crashes when the wind blows too hard. I swear the server that site runs on must be a 120 Mhz Pentium I.
I support this project fully. I want the conservatives to show just how fucked up they really, truly are.
I support this project fully. I want the conservatives to show just how fucked up they really, truly are.
Jessica Sideways:
Not only that, I'm curious to see how they're going to handle the more "touchy" aspects of the bible.
How truly conservative are they going to be when it comes to the topics of god sanctioned slavery, mass murder, the killing of unruly children, or anything else "God" approves of when most sane, rational, people would find it morally repugnant?
Jessica Sideways:Not only that, I’m curious to see how they’re going to handle the more “touchy” aspects of the bible.How truly conservative are they going to be when it comes to the topics of god sanctioned slavery, mass murder, the killing of unruly children, or anything else “God” approves of when most sane, rational, people would find it morally repugnant?