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Jul 29 2009

What atheists wish would happen at the Creation Museum

What atheists wish would happen at the Creation Museum (I partially blame Mark for this insanity).

Click the images for a bigger image (it’s so big I couldn’t fit it as one comic).What did I learn from making this? …It is impossible to draw Ken Ham NOT evil looking. I mean, seriously. Compare this comic to a photograph and you’ll know what I mean.

And I know Cthulhu fhtagn is two words. My handwriting just sucks. Sigh.

EDIT: Shirts of this comic available in the store!

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  1. 1
    Mark

    Page 4/5 makes me so happy. <3

  2. 2
    Mark

    Page 4/5 makes me so happy. <3

  3. 3
    Nikhil

    Nice!

  4. 4
    Nikhil

    Nice!

  5. 5
    Kris Maglione

    Ooh! Cuttlefish!

    Page 1 is awesome.

  6. 6
    Kris Maglione

    Ooh! Cuttlefish!Page 1 is awesome.

  7. 7
    ¡revulo!

    Ahahahahaha!Ken Ham makes Santa Claus cry.

  8. 8
    ¡Revulo!

    Ahahahahaha!Ken Ham makes Santa Claus cry.

  9. 9
    Mike Brownstein

    That's epic…

  10. 10
    Mike Brownstein

    That’s epic…

  11. 11
    Egoist Paul

    lol. Nice! You should make this a career. Atheist comic books are the best educational materials to spread atheism.

  12. 12
    Egoist Paul

    lol. Nice! You should make this a career. Atheist comic books are the best educational materials to spread atheism.

  13. 13
    flewellyn

    Cthulhu f'taghn, what a wonderful phraseCthulhu f'taghn, ain't no passing crazeIt means you're eaten, at the end of all days!It's a maddeningEnd of everythingCthulhu f'taghn!

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    flewellyn

    Cthulhu f’taghn, what a wonderful phraseCthulhu f’taghn, ain’t no passing crazeIt means you’re eaten, at the end of all days!It’s a maddeningEnd of everythingCthulhu f’taghn!

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    gaytheist

    Goddammit, this is hilarious! I wish I could draw.

  16. 16
    gaytheist

    Goddammit, this is hilarious! I wish I could draw.

  17. 17
    John Morales

    Heh. You should post a link at PZ's blog, if you haven't already.

  18. 18
    John Morales

    Heh. You should post a link at PZ’s blog, if you haven’t already.

  19. 19
    Urban Wild Cat

    I think every person going to the museum should greet PZ with "Cthulhu Ftaghn" and the chin tentacle hand gesture.

  20. 20
    Urban Wild Cat

    I think every person going to the museum should greet PZ with “Cthulhu Ftaghn” and the chin tentacle hand gesture.

  21. 21
    Daniel

    that is the single funniest thing I have seen for quite a while :)

    bravo! chthulhu f'taaghn!

  22. 22
    Daniel

    that is the single funniest thing I have seen for quite a while :)bravo! chthulhu f’taaghn!

  23. 23
    Kel

    Now that I'd pay to see. Dinosaur vs Squid, sounds like the stuff of bad Japanese cinema.

  24. 24
    Kel

    Now that I’d pay to see. Dinosaur vs Squid, sounds like the stuff of bad Japanese cinema.

  25. 25
    A Recovering Catholic

    Well done, your going to get a lot of traffic today.

    You've got skills!

  26. 26
    A Recovering Catholic

    Well done, your going to get a lot of traffic today.You’ve got skills!

  27. 27
    Anonymous

    Was that all from a sneeze?

  28. 28
    Anonymous

    Was that all from a sneeze?

  29. 29
    Froggie

    Nicely done!

    It is interesting to note that on the Hamster's site, the picture of him at "Meet the founder" has been recently replaced with a smiling Ken Ham, probably shooped.

  30. 30
    Froggie

    Nicely done!It is interesting to note that on the Hamster’s site, the picture of him at “Meet the founder” has been recently replaced with a smiling Ken Ham, probably shooped.

  31. 31
    BeamStalk

    Pure winsauce!

  32. 32
    BeamStalk

    Pure winsauce!

  33. 33
    sksfreund

    Hilarious!

  34. 34
    sksfreund

    Hilarious!

  35. 35
    Jinx McHue

    So… Atheists wish that they'd initiate a violent conflict at the Creation Museum? That really says a lot.

  36. 36
    Jinx McHue

    So… Atheists wish that they’d initiate a violent conflict at the Creation Museum? That really says a lot.

  37. 37
    Noah

    Please please please make Page 4 a t-shirt. And soon. I'd like to wear it to the trip next week. :-D

    Noah

  38. 38
    Noah

    Please please please make Page 4 a t-shirt. And soon. I’d like to wear it to the trip next week. :-DNoah

  39. 39
    Ian

    Oh my…

    That is amazingly funny. Damn! Now I REALLY wish I could go on the trip… if only to be part of PZ Meyer's transforming squiddy hordes.

  40. 40
    Ian

    Oh my…That is amazingly funny. Damn! Now I REALLY wish I could go on the trip… if only to be part of PZ Meyer’s transforming squiddy hordes.

  41. 41
    Naked Bunny with a Whip

    Goodness, Jinx. If a silly little comic strip daydream like this "says a lot" about atheists, I can only imagine what the behavior of people like Scott Roeder and Jim Adkisson says about Christians like you. Except that you skipped over Matthew 7:3, I mean.

  42. 42
    Naked Bunny with a Whip

    Goodness, Jinx. If a silly little comic strip daydream like this “says a lot” about atheists, I can only imagine what the behavior of people like Scott Roeder and Jim Adkisson says about Christians like you. Except that you skipped over Matthew 7:3, I mean.

  43. 43
    BdN

    lol!!

    Hey, Jinx, maybe you missed it but the evil atheists are not the ones who "initiated" the violent conflict…

  44. 44
    BdN

    lol!!Hey, Jinx, maybe you missed it but the evil atheists are not the ones who “initiated” the violent conflict…

  45. 45
    Anonymous

    Bravo! Jolly good job! I especially liked the "Your ignorance is offensive,". Kinda cuts both ways.

  46. 46
    Anonymous

    Bravo! Jolly good job! I especially liked the “Your ignorance is offensive,”. Kinda cuts both ways.

  47. 47
    mcbender

    Brilliant. Simply brilliant.

  48. 48
    mcbender

    Brilliant. Simply brilliant.

  49. 49
    spacecataz

    This post rocks hard. I cackled much harder than I have in quite a while. Consider yourself subscribed to. Subscribed to yourself considered. Yourself subscribed to consider yourself. … I'm subscribing to this blog.

  50. 50
    spacecataz

    This post rocks hard. I cackled much harder than I have in quite a while. Consider yourself subscribed to. Subscribed to yourself considered. Yourself subscribed to consider yourself. … I’m subscribing to this blog.

  51. 51
    Daniel Sprockett

    BRILLLL-ANT!

  52. 52
    Dan!

    BRILLLL-ANT!

  53. 53
    MrFire

    That's freaking awesome! Total WIN!

  54. 54
    MrFire

    That’s freaking awesome! Total WIN!

  55. 55
    maddogdelta

    This completely rocks!

  56. 56
    maddogdelta

    This completely rocks!

  57. 57
    Veritas

    Well done, this is grand. And Ham…he could really be an evil bad guy in any story, couldn't he?

    I lol'd.

  58. 58
    Veritas

    Well done, this is grand. And Ham…he could really be an evil bad guy in any story, couldn’t he?I lol’d.

  59. 59
    Mike Daniels

    Well done! I, too, wish I could draw.

    Draw well, anyway.

  60. 60
    Mike Daniels

    Well done! I, too, wish I could draw.Draw well, anyway.

  61. 61
    Timocita

    I was reading this on my laptop in the library and hysterically began to laugh out loud.

    Awesome job.

  62. 62
    Gia-Lệ

    I was reading this on my laptop in the library and hysterically began to laugh out loud. Awesome job.

  63. 63
    Teleprompter

    This is hilarious. Great job!

  64. 64
    Teleprompter

    This is hilarious. Great job!

  65. 65
    Anonymous

    This is great. Although you were to kind to Ham; he has a rather prominet beer gut.

  66. 66
    Anonymous

    This is great. Although you were to kind to Ham; he has a rather prominet beer gut.

  67. 67
    MonkeyScope Mark

    Awesome.

  68. 68
    MonkeyScope Mark

    Awesome.

  69. 69
    Anonymous

    That is so good. I also want page 4 on a t-shirt – if you can set that up you'll probably make some bucks for the SSA.

  70. 70
    Anonymous

    That is so good. I also want page 4 on a t-shirt – if you can set that up you’ll probably make some bucks for the SSA.

  71. 71
    aineolach

    I agree, page 4 shirt would be great.

  72. 72
    aineolach

    I agree, page 4 shirt would be great.

  73. 73
    BeccaTheCyborg

    I love it!Cartoon PZ is so cute.

  74. 74
    BeccaTheCyborg

    I love it!Cartoon PZ is so cute.

  75. 75
    CRS

    I don't know you but I love you.

  76. 76
    Christopher

    I don’t know you but I love you.

  77. 77
    Veritas

    I submitted this to Fark. I doubt it'll greenlight, but stranger things have happened. I'm still lol'ing.

  78. 78
    Veritas

    I submitted this to Fark. I doubt it’ll greenlight, but stranger things have happened. I’m still lol’ing.

  79. 79
    Grant Gordon

    Wow! Lots of commenters today :) Awesome comic though Jen :) Although I've never seen therefore spelt "therefor", but according to websters it's legit…

  80. 80
    Grant Gordon

    Wow! Lots of commenters today :) Awesome comic though Jen :) Although I’ve never seen therefore spelt “therefor”, but according to websters it’s legit…

  81. 81
    Polly

    I saw an adorable toddler with an octopus on her "onsie" the other day "at an outdoor festival" and asked to take a picture. Her Mom said "no, please don't." So I didn't.

    Good cartoon. Wish I could be there but I just love the Roaring Fork Valley sooooooo much and it's so pretty right now.

  82. 82
    Polly

    I saw an adorable toddler with an octopus on her “onsie” the other day “at an outdoor festival” and asked to take a picture. Her Mom said “no, please don’t.” So I didn’t.Good cartoon. Wish I could be there but I just love the Roaring Fork Valley sooooooo much and it’s so pretty right now.

  83. 83
    Emily

    I found this through PZ's blog– it brought a smile to my face. Especially the captions in the first panel, and the creationists riding dinosaurs. Your artwork is adorable, too.

  84. 84
    Emily

    I found this through PZ’s blog– it brought a smile to my face. Especially the captions in the first panel, and the creationists riding dinosaurs. Your artwork is adorable, too.

  85. 85
    Anonymous

    How many people will be in your group? I wish I could see it in person!

  86. 86
    Anonymous

    How many people will be in your group? I wish I could see it in person!

  87. 87
    Anonymous

    OMG, that was great! i love you, are you married?

  88. 88
    Anonymous

    OMG, that was great! i love you, are you married?

  89. 89
    quarksparrow

    AHAHAHAHA!

    Absolute and utter brilliance!

  90. 90
    Jo

    AHAHAHAHA!Absolute and utter brilliance!

  91. 91
    Aaron

    BEST. COMIC. EVAR.

  92. 92
    Aaron

    BEST. COMIC. EVAR.

  93. 93
    Anonymous

    I want so badly to be a squid minion!

    Not forever, but.

    Hilarious comic!

  94. 94
    Anonymous

    I want so badly to be a squid minion!Not forever, but.Hilarious comic!

  95. 95
    zilch

    Lovely. I wish I could be there, but it's a bit of a commute from Vienna…

  96. 96
    zilch

    Lovely. I wish I could be there, but it’s a bit of a commute from Vienna…

  97. 97
    Rev. BigDumbChimp

    t-shirts?

    dino / squid riding frame on front and the ham / myers glance on back?

  98. 98
    Rev. BigDumbChimp

    t-shirts?dino / squid riding frame on front and the ham / myers glance on back?

  99. 99
    Robert Madewell

    Great depiction of the Hamster, Jenn!

  100. 100
    Robert Madewell

    Great depiction of the Hamster, Jenn!

  101. 101
    Ruby Leigh

    Ken Ham looking especially diabolical.

    http://carriedthecross.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/hamstraightprofile.jpg

  102. 102
    Ruby Leigh

    Ken Ham looking especially diabolical. http://carriedthecross.files.w

  103. 103
    Angie Jackson

    Bwahaha! This is brilliant. I'll be featuring you on this week's Sunday School at Angie the Anti-Theist

  104. 104
    Angie Jackson

    Bwahaha! This is brilliant. I’ll be featuring you on this week’s Sunday School at Angie the Anti-Theist

  105. 105
    Spidergrackle

    Outstanding.

  106. 106
    Spidergrackle

    Outstanding.

  107. 107
    Angie Jackson

    This blog post has been featured on Angie the Anti-Theist Sunday School.

  108. 108
    Angie Jackson

    This blog post has been featured on Angie the Anti-Theist Sunday School.

  109. 109
    Anonymous

    Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'yleh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

    I laughed so hard at this, being a long time Lovecraft nerd. I even do the hand gesture regularly (albeit with two hands most of the time, accompanied by a deep "blublublub" sound)

  110. 110
    Anonymous

    Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’yleh wgah’nagl fhtagn.I laughed so hard at this, being a long time Lovecraft nerd. I even do the hand gesture regularly (albeit with two hands most of the time, accompanied by a deep “blublublub” sound)

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    Jen

    SHIRTS AVAILABLE HERE!

    http://www.zazzle.com/blaghag*

    Omg caps lock!

  112. 112
    Jen

    SHIRTS AVAILABLE HERE!http://www.zazzle.com/blaghag*Omg caps lock!

  113. 113
    David Marjanović

    What zilch said.

    Also, Ham looks like a Barks villain. Really remarkable.

  114. 114
    David Marjanović

    What zilch said.Also, Ham looks like a Barks villain. Really remarkable.

  115. 115
    Jamie

    Awesome comic! Everyone knows that the cephalopod will win, just like it did against the shark.@Jinx, so defending yourself with ink against razor-sharp dinosaur teeth is initiating something violent?

  116. 116
    Jamie

    Awesome comic! Everyone knows that the cephalopod will win, just like it did against the shark.@Jinx, so defending yourself with ink against razor-sharp dinosaur teeth is initiating something violent?

  117. 117
    The Super Sweet Atheist

    Enjoyed it very much!

  118. 118
    Tina from Houston

    Enjoyed it very much!

  119. 119
    entropy

    I think Ctulhufhtagn works rather well as a single word, particularly with the tentacle gesture in front of PZ's face. Seems almost like one of those fake sneezes where one makes a false attempt to hide a spoken epithet.

    [cough] ctulhufhtagn! [sniffle]

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    entropy

    I think Ctulhufhtagn works rather well as a single word, particularly with the tentacle gesture in front of PZ’s face. Seems almost like one of those fake sneezes where one makes a false attempt to hide a spoken epithet.[cough] ctulhufhtagn! [sniffle]

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    Alex

    Haha, funny. =)

  122. 122
    Alexc3

    Haha, funny. =)

  123. 123
    David Joiner

    Hmmm… a roleplayer as well? :P

  124. 124
    Introbulus

    That would pretty much be the most awesome thing ever. Seriously, the end of the world takes place atop giant squids and dinosaurs fighting for supremacy? Best apocalypse ever! Kinda makes me sad to know that the world will more than likely end when it all gets devoured by the sun. :( Oh well. By then we’ll all be sentient light beings anyway.

  125. 125
    Chuckster

    Dude, I hear you, Ken Ham really gives me the creeps. I work at a Half Price Books in Lousiville, KY and work the religion section (I’ve been prayed over once); I see so much “creation” stuff that it puts knots in my stomach. I visited the Creation Museum a couple weeks back and you know, now I wish Cthulu could bust out of my head and give Ham what for. Yeeeeaaah…

  126. 126
    Sir Dystik

    Ahhh… the irony of an atheist invoking an Elder God…

  127. 127
    gravitycubed

    Cthulhu isn’t an elder god, he’s an alien. Just because some morons worship him doesn’t make him a god.He’s kinda like every other “deity” that way…

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    matthew coxe

    yeh it does aye. mean like i dont know about everyone that thourght it was funny i just thourght it was stupid. 1: im a christion and so a creationist. 2: because it just says that athiests are still in denial and want to destroy everything that can prove that their theory is wrong

  129. 129
    matthew

    no bdn, they where being removed

  130. 130
    matthew

    and what about matthew 22:1-14? you know what mattew 7:3 says then you will also know that parable

  131. 131
    TheRealZenman

    How very wonderful. However, I do wish that the Flying Spaghetti Monster had been able to make an appearance. Maybe next time.

  132. 132
    Marooned_on_Earth

    OMFG, I loved this!!! Please make more!!!Damn… girl, you ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  133. 133
    Tom Zych

    OMG, funniest comic ever :)

  134. 134
    deistguest

    Mao, Stalin, Pol Pot meet the geeky liberal, feminist atheist chick who’s a big fan of your work LOL!So much for instrumental reason…

  135. 135
    Elizabeth Niederer

    Ah, marvelous. Boobquake was a great thing if only because it led me to your blog. My sympathies upon being stuck in Indiana. Wanna come to NJ?

  136. 136
    Marooned_on_Earth

    Such illogical guilt by ideological association of unrelated themes only confirms desperate reaching to make a connection that simply doesn’t exist. Let’s see… what else does not exist? Hmmnn….While at it, why not reminisce about the peaceful and loving times of the Crusades? Good times for many, no doubt. :-P

  137. 137
    Adrian Dent

    What the….there’s a creation museum? must be somewhat empty… or do they have things like “The fossils of dinosaurs you see here were created by God to confuse us all and prove how great He is.” ??????

  138. 138
    hkdharmon

    You don’t know? They have models of Pre-apple Eden dwellers riding dinosaurs. And they keep a straight face.

  139. 139
    Skdunn64

    Liars 4 Jesus.You know that room in the museum that is supposed to simulate “life without god” and it is filled with horrific real life photos of bad things. It’s just so humurous that they use photos from reality to simulate “life without god”. It’s like they didn’t even bother to think that one through.

  140. 140
    InfidelsLaughter

    Bahahahaha I <3 Cthullu. The best fictional enemy of Christianity since Satan.

  141. 141
    emoticons "facebook"

    If you are an atheist, then what stops you from doing whatever you want?If you are an atheist, what is to stop you from killing, robbing, raping, etc?If you are an atheist, why be good?Atheism leads to crime, immorality, despair, and other problems.

  142. 142
    Beverly Hills

    nursing times alzheimer mavis ford…

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