But the famed Campykins was RIGHT (have to get in a bit of ALL CAPS don’t I). The world DID end and you were also right that you didn’t notice it. You see the World was IMMEDIATELY REPLACED by an exact duplicate!!! It’s all revealed in one of the Hitchhikers’ Guides to the Galaxies!
In fact Campypoo was RIGHT EVERY SINGLE TIME he said the world had ended!!!!!
Oh, goody! Since he’s distracted, that means we can get away with whatever we want. Of course, that’s the whole point of being an atheist, anyway, don’t you know–so we can do all the sinnin’ we want, without consequences.
I gave my life to Jesus, but he didn't want it. Born-again in my mid teens, graduated from a conservative Christian college, Sunday school teacher, deacon, occasional lay preacher, amateur cantor (in my Russian Orthodox years), and lastly, atheist, deconverting in my early 40's.
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richardelguru
October 21, 2011 at 12:13 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
But the famed Campykins was RIGHT (have to get in a bit of ALL CAPS don’t I). The world DID end and you were also right that you didn’t notice it. You see the World was IMMEDIATELY REPLACED by an exact duplicate!!! It’s all revealed in one of the Hitchhikers’ Guides to the Galaxies!
In fact Campypoo was RIGHT EVERY SINGLE TIME he said the world had ended!!!!!
mikespeir
October 21, 2011 at 12:54 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
The world is over, finished–kaput. You just have to have the eyes of faith to see it.
mikespeir
October 21, 2011 at 7:04 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
“Eyes” of faith? What was I thinking? The phrase is “eye of faith.” You have to keep the other one closed; otherwise, Aleth–er, reality might get in.
feralboy12
October 21, 2011 at 7:29 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
According to the Bible, God only has one eye. And he’s using it to watch sparrows fall.
mikespeir
October 21, 2011 at 7:53 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Oh, goody! Since he’s distracted, that means we can get away with whatever we want. Of course, that’s the whole point of being an atheist, anyway, don’t you know–so we can do all the sinnin’ we want, without consequences.
dexitroboper
October 22, 2011 at 10:28 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
God is one of the Graeae?
dephlogisticated
October 21, 2011 at 6:32 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
But, they do have Saturday’s broadcast schedule posted. Just in case?