The judge in the Russell Brand trial sentenced the convicted rapist today to 10.5 years in prison. He is still under investigation for two further rape allegations.
The revelations during his trial and about the latest accusations show him to be an utterly despicable human being. Like so many public people whose disgusting behavior is exposed, Brand played the religion card. Some months after the first accusations surfaced with the promise of more investigations to follow, he very publicly proclaimed that he had found Jesus and was baptized in the Thames river in a public ceremony.
It is usual for people to not want to question the sincerity of the religious beliefs of others but not everyone was convinced by Brand, particularly columnist Marina Hyde.
A hazmat dredger, please, to the stretch of the River Thames in which Russell Brand was recently baptised, in an event apparently conducted by TV adventurer and chief scout Bear Grylls. I know, it’s incredible: Thames Water is no longer responsible for the biggest piece of shit in the river.
…Concluding with Brand, his spiritual journey has been what you might expect of a bog-standard sex-case-turned-wingnut. He was previously a Buddhist, then earlier this year began endorsing a Roman Catholic prayer app called Hallow, and seems to have settled for now on whichever branch of the Anglican faith permits telly survivalists to rebirth you. “Week one as a Christian has been amazing,” Brand said the other day, adding that he felt “changed, transitioned”. Onlookers are unlikely to spot the difference. He still has a conspiracist TV portal in which viewers are treated to material on the deep state/Bill Gates/the plandemic – in short, all the usual suspects of the usual suspects. It’s hard to know how long his conversion will last. But you can’t help thinking there will only be room for one messiah in that relationship – and unfortunately, it won’t be Jesus.
