The Daily Show makes the point that the goal of the anti-union movement is to drive workers wages down.
The success of IBM’s computer Watson in beating two former Jeopardy champions has resulted in more dire warnings that computers will one day take over the world. However, the search for true Artificial Intelligence is not easy, with the joke amongst people working in the field is that we are always ten years away from creating it.
But because trying to create AI is so hard, scientists have looked elsewhere for breakthroughs and have made some.
For years the project’s development was overshadowed by the more ambitious quest for Artificial Intelligence, but scientists working in Seattle accepted that A.S. was a more realisable ambition within their own lifetime. Yesterday they finally unveiled the domestic computerised robot ‘Kevin’ who is so stupid that every day its owner will experience a wonderful life-affirming sense of their own human superiority. ‘You tell it to open the door and it pulls the door into its own face.’ explained proud project leader Carl Kinear. ‘You ask it the capital of Argentina and it shrugs and says ‘Madrid?’
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For decades psychologists have reported computer-users feeling a sense of worthlessness and inadequacy as their machines asked them technical questions they didn’t quite understand. To ensure that digital technology actually improves the quality of life, scientists finally realised that the key was to make robots even dumber than humans are.
The budget problem in the US is caused by the fact that people want a lot of the services that the government provides but don’t want to pay for them. That great economic genius Donald Trump knows how to solve this: tax other countries!
It’s quite astonishing that no one has thought of this simple solution before.
Ambam has figured out how to walk the walk. Maybe he will later talk the talk?
Watch the video of Ambam (after the commercial).
I think that as Ambam moves around, they should play this song by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons.
Whenever I hear this song, I want to yell out, “For heaven’s sake Frankie, why don’t you sing like a man?”