Former White House press secretary Kariine Karoline Leavitt announced that she will sign on as a contributor to Fox News, so she will transition from brazenly lying for Trump in the White House that is then reported by Fox News, to brazenly lying for Trump directly on Fox News.
I expect a very smooth transition.
Her first name is Karoline, apparently. She was just another phancy phake phox leggy boobity blonde who inexplicably didn’t wear a tight blue dress to me so I didn’t know that prior to seeing you type it as Kariine here. Kariine seemed to me like a name like that would have stuck in my memory but it didn’t so I looked it up.
Anyhow, now she can wear all the bodycon blue spandex she can stand!
No one passing through the White House should be entrusted with more responsibility than mowing a lawn.
As for press secretaries they could be replaced by equally untrustworthy AI if you can create images in real time.
I blame Karine Jean-Pierre for the confusion.