The few, the proud, The Undefeated. Actually, just the few. In fact, just one


Whose bright idea was it to release the new Sarah Palin fan-biopic on the same day as the final Harry Potter film? Is it any surprise that there was only one person in the theater who was there just to interview audience members? Two other people came in not knowing anything about the film but guessing from the title that it was an action flick. They left after 20 minutes.

That gave me an idea. Maybe Palin and her husband should have ditched their idiotic bus tour and instead made a real action movie, a remake of Easy Rider, with them playing the roles of Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper in the original, roaming the country on their Harley Davidsons looking for the real America and living off the land by killing and eating moose. And Michele Bachmann could take the Jack Nicholson role, a kindred soul they meet and pick up while riding through Minnesota.

And instead of getting shot, in the remake they could be the ones packing heavy heat and killing off America’s enemies (gays, non-Christians, city dwellers, people who live along the two coasts, minorities, immigrants, non-Tea Partiers, etc.) with powerful automatic weapons.

I bet that would beat Harry Potter at the box office.

Comments

  1. John Jacob says

    She wants to be the first female President of the United States, and she can’t even plan a movie release date right? Hilarious. Just when I thought Michele Bachmann was going to be the comedy relief this time around.
    It takes some real ‘fire in the belly’ to go up against the movie from the same book series you tried to ban from your state a few years back. I’m sure the TEA Party won’t be pleased when the ‘elitists’ from the LSM come back with ratings to give Princess Palin a nice reload of reality.
    She isn’t qualified to serve tables at Denny’s, let alone run the country.

  2. Jack says

    I’m not concerned that either Bachmann or Palin will win the presidency for one simple reason. The white male christians of this country will never, ever elect a female president. They could not have a woman in a position superior to theirs.

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