These zombies are getting crafty. They’re still going down.

I think I would like one just like this.

(Episode CCCXXXXI: The backwater gospel.)

It’s Sunday. Y’all need some churchin’.

(Episode CCCXXXX: Dance, dammit!)

Why won’t the zombie thread DIE?

There will be cheerfulness! And light-heartedness! Don’t argue with me!

(Episode CCCXXXIX: Steampunk time!.)

Where’s my coal-powered pneumatic gyro-pack?

(Episode CCCXXXVIII: I like Mr Rogers.)

Keep it up. I’ve got an infinite number of bullets to take out these zombie threads.

Here’s a nice pleasant video of Mr Rogers singing. It will cheer you up, unless you hate autotuning, in which case it will fill you with rage — which is OK, too, since we aim to cover the gamut of emotion here.

(Episode CCCXXXVII: No sense of humor at all.)