“renovations”


Donald Trump has announced that he is closing the Kennedy Center — pardon me, the Trump Kennedy Center — for two years starting this July. This is for necessary renovations, he says. He also says he’s awaiting approval from the board.

The president said that this would take effect July 4, pending approval of the board, a group that he has appointed and made himself the chairman of.

I’m going to go out on a limb here and make a bold prediction that on July 5, he will start “renovating” with backhoes and bulldozers, that he will proceed with no plans for what renovations will be done other than a vague demand for more gold-plated geegaws, and further, that no one in congress will raise a hand in protest, and the laws regulating historical buildings in Washington DC will be ignored.

Another prediction: the building doesn’t actually need major renovations, but that this demolition will occur solely because artists around the world are cancelling engagements at anything with the Trump name on it, and he finds this embarrassing.

He really is determined to leave his mark on the country, even if it is only a mark of shame.

Comments

  1. mordred says

    When Germany turned fascist we ended up having Bomber Harris do the renovations. Wonder who’s gonna leave more destruction in the end.

  2. remyporter says

    If we’re being thorough, it’s the “Trump Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts” which someday, that name will be fully accurate. Or, arguably, remain endlessly inaccurate, because Trump does not deserve a memorial. May he be a cautionary tale instead.

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