Republicans must hate nurses


We have preprofessional programs here at UMM, which, if we gave a good goddamn about the opinions ot the Trump administration, we’d have to revise, because they’ve deleted one of our popular majors from the category.

Nursing has been excluded as a “professional degree” by the Trump administration as the Department of Education prepares to make massive cuts to providing student loans.

That’s a surprising absence. If you go to the doctor, you’re most likely first going to encounter a nurse. Nurses get all the grunt work in health care, and are an indispensable part of the medical system, yet somehow the Trump Department of Education (I thought he was going to get rid of that?) has decided it’s less worthy, and is reducing nursing students’ eligibility for loans. Maybe this is a first step in making nursing training free? Somehow I doubt that.

Even worse, they have designated certain other fields of study as “professional” and worthy of encouragement. Notice anything peculiar in this list?

  • Medicine
  • Pharmacy
  • Dentistry
  • Optometry
  • Law
  • Veterinary medicine
  • Osteopathic medicine
  • Podiatry
  • Chiropractic
  • Theology
  • Clinical psychology

I will admit that after the destruction wrought by RFK’s Health and Human Services, many people might feel a need to call on a priest.

Comments

  1. imback says

    Nurses are key to good healthcare. But the administration has already shown they don’t give a damn about that.

  2. Doc Bill says

    I saw that Audiology was off the list. What a bunch of morons. (The administration, not audiologists!)

    My audiologist has a PhD in audiology, a 4-year post-graduate program of study. She has a special interest in the neurological effects of hearing loss. It’s ridiculous to diminish her professional accomplishments on a whim.

    Of course, if I were King of the Forest, I’d classify organic chemistry as witchcraft.

  3. says

    Did you know that RFK is a total sicko? Excerpt here.

    Not healthy — but certainly a human service. Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. once texted disgraced journalist and alleged ex-flame Olivia Nuzzi about a lewd sex-act, according to her jilted ex-fiancé.

    Ryan Lizza, 51, claimed he learned about “felching” only after combing through the salacious text messages and raunchy “poems” written to Nuzzi from RFK Jr. during their 2023-2024 emotional affair — sarcastically joking “Thanks Bobby,” in a revelatory article released Saturday.

    URL: https://nypost.com/2025/11/22/us-news/what-is-felching-the-raunchy-sex-act-rfk-jr-texted-about-with-olivia-nuzzi-according-to-ryan-lizza/

  4. dschultz says

    It would be nice if these articles cited the specific bit of the big ugly bill that did this. (Newsweek gets closer.) Then I could compare it to the current bit in the Code of Federal Regulations: https://www.ecfr.gov/current/title-34/subtitle-B/chapter-VI/part-668/subpart-A/section-668.2

    In any case, the GOP hasn’t repealed the Administrative Procedures Act so they still have to go through at least the motions of notice and comment to change the CFR.

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