Egregiously predictable


The fellow to the right is Damion Surles, a little-known troll whose previous claim to fame was distributing a doctored, fake photo of Kamala Harris standing next to notorious pedophile and rapist Jeffrey Epstein.

You all know exactly where this story is going, right?

Damion Surles, 40, was identified as the suspect who allegedly interacted inappropriately with a minor.

Surles was arrested on Aug. 15 and charged with first-degree rape and child sexual abuse.

He was booked into the Jackson County Jail.

Man, there’s such a strong correlation between MAGA Republicans and child rape. It’s almost as if you’d expect their president to also be guilty of sexual assault…oh, wait.


Another one! Ricci Wynne.

A MAGA influencer known for posting sensationalized videos of homeless people in San Francisco was indicted Tuesday on federal charges of producing child sex abuse material.

Ricci Wynne, 39, known as Raw Ricci to his more than 100,000 Instagram followers, was first arrested in November and charged with pimping and pandering by procuring, HuffPost previously reported. He was taken into custody alongside a woman shortly after arriving at San Francisco International Airport.

Comments

  1. Silentbob says

    Also a strong correlation between baselessly calling people “groomer” and actually being one.

  2. Snarki, child of Loki says

    It’s the 90% of MAGAts that are corrupt, dishonest, racist pedo assholes that give the others a bad name, amirite?

  3. Tethys says

    There is a strong correlation between maga, and toxic masculinity. This story is from last August, and I hope this scumball will continue to rot away in prison.

    There is another maga Pastor who was recently arrested for being a filthy pedo-rapist too.

    Former Texas Megachurch Pastor and Trump Advisor Indicted for Child Sex Abuse Charges.

    Robert Morris is accused of four years of sexual misconduct beginning in 1982; the alleged victim was 12 years old at the time.

    All the best people in maga land are creepy as fuck.

  4. says

    @7:

    But that’s not quite as expected as megachurch leaders commiting sin (under their own definitions, and fire and brimstone speeches against those very sins — like, say, violating the First Commandment by worshipping Mammon).

  5. John Morales says

    You are indeed predictably egregious, like a bad smell from a slymepit, Silentboob.

  6. John Morales says

    I asked my freebie useless AI bubble:
    “The context is semantics and grammar; consider ‘predictably egregious’ versus ‘Egregiously predictable’ and provide a one sentence summary of the grammar and of the semantics”

    Quoth it:
    “Grammatically, both phrases consist of an adverb modifying an adjective, differing only in word order; semantically, “predictably egregious” suggests a foreseen level of severity, while “egregiously predictable” emphasizes the excessive obviousness.”

    See, I’m pretty sure ‘Silentbob’ did not get that; all he got was an apparent opportunity to try to diss me sommehow. Quite a few years this has been going on, since before your time here, even, BB.

    So, I was being pedantic, but also droll. And I politely waited until others had had their say and the thread was pretty quiet. And also helpful; writing is hopefully something PZ will keep doing for a long time, but I think he’s not able to spare all that much attention to the process. Which is fine, the gist is clear enough.

    BTW, when you expire, you do not inspire.

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