These Maratus jumping spiders are spectacular.
En face of a male peacock spider, Maratus lobatus
Maybe there’s hope with some plastic surgery and a lot of tattooing.
One drawback: I’d never want to wear pants again.
I wish my butt was this pretty
Pharyngula
Evolution, development, and random biological ejaculations from a godless liberal
You can find the true enjoyment of wearing kilts.
Hey PZ, have you seen this bit of spidery goodness?
https://www.cnn.com/2024/08/21/science/spider-manipulates-fireflies-flash-signals/index.html
so many eyes!
Yup Muttpupdad has it right. Trousers are bodyhair-ripping prisons for your legs. Kilts are excellent.
Someone needs to make a plushie out of this. It’s just too freaking cute!
Such a shiny hiney:
https://youtu.be/KxM_cag99nU?si=-vul8paOPXgqV_n4
“Hey baby, look at my giant fly-face butt!”
Well stone the crows, there Or-stralian!!!