JD Vance & Tucker Carlson: a match made in Cloud Cuckoo Land

It’d be funny if it weren’t so malignantly and maliciously evil. JD Vance has figured out what his Democratic opponent’s grand plan is, and it’s flooding America with illegal aliens and then using American tax dollars to fund gender reassignment surgeries for those aliens. I’m not making this up, he actually said it.

He doesn’t explain why Tim Ryan would do that, or how the Democrats would think that would profit their party, or why immigrants would accept surgeries in return for a green card, but I can sort of see his logic. His base hates foreigners, and also hates trans people, so combining the two into some hateful amalgam will win him votes, he thinks. Also, his base consists of some of the dumbest, most gullible people in the country, so maybe they’ll believe him.

Tucker Carlson has what he thinks is his serious face on, so he’s not going to question what his guest is saying. Sadly, this is par for the course for television journalism — Vance could be spewing this stuff to any of the supposedly more liberal Sunday news roundup hosts, and they might stammer out a few concerned questions, but the wouldn’t do what they all should do, which is to bring out the hook and drag the yammering idiot off the set.


  1. brightmoon says

    I’ve heard that Tucker Carlson “ serious face” described as confused grandma . Having seen that same expression on my own grandma’s face , I’d say that’s an accurate description 😆

  2. rietpluim says

    Today in good and only loosely related news: David Icke is denied access to all Schengen countries for duration of two years. No antisemitic conspiracy theorists in our country!

  3. mordred says

    brightmoon@1: My grandmother never looked like that!
    Can’t actually remember her seeming confused, only slightly angry and determined to make sense of stuff and deal with it!

    In that photo Carlson rather looks like someone who has run head first into a door and now wanders what “Pull” means.

  4. brightmoon says

    Grandma looked like that when she was trying to figure out a computer. I used to tease her about being older than the airplane because she was born the month before the Wright brothers flew. Computers were a complete mystery that she just couldn’t get hold of. She lived long enough to see Obama get the presidency and had voted for him. Go granny, go granny, go granny go!

  5. Sphinx of Black Quartz says

    Tuck Everfashing’s “serious face” looks to me like a sulky toddler demanding, for the fourth time that morning, a detailed explanation of why he can’t have ice cream for breakfast.

  6. microraptor says

    Tucker Carlson is the first FAUX Noise host who’s actually convinced me that he’s dumb enough to believe what he says.

  7. says

    fund gender reassignment surgeries for those aliens

    I, for one, look forward to the rule of our new alien overlords and hope they eat Tucker Carlson first. He looks tasty, doesn’t he?

  8. silvrhalide says

    @8 “Tasty” is not a word I would use to describe (mother)F•cker Carlson. My heartfelt hope is that our new alien overlords will bite F•cker’s head off, spit it out again, come to the conclusion that humans all taste terrible and depart the planet.

    That’s his “serious” face? I would have thought it was “just sh*t my pants… again” face.

  9. Ted Lawry says

    I always thought Carson looked stunned, not is the sense of being surprised, but rather someone who has been hit over the head and can’t think. Serious face? Really?

  10. says

    This is nothing but distraction for the non-red pilled, or whatever they call sane people these days. The MAGA crowd, the Q believers, the election doubters know perfectly well what they are voting for.

  11. unclefrogy says

    he always looks like a really bad actor trying to show emotion and failing miserably and in his case he does not know what they are or should be. I have no idea what he thinks or really feels he just is faking it poorly his dislike and disrespect for his intended audience is rather clear however.
    thanks for just a picture I can not take actually hear him say anything.

  12. John Morales says

    Stunned (#11. Ted Lawry), constipated (#10 whywhywhy) or just soiled himself? (#9silvrhalide)

    We should really do a poll to decide what Tucker’s “serious” (~ly punchable) nazi face is really indicating.

    Dunno about his face, but I know what people whose go-to is that sort of supposed insult really are indicating.