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  1. birgerjohansson says

    Don’t forget the terrestrial pirates, accoding to “Atlus Scratched” there is a dangerous one called Ragnar the Pirate.

  2. hemidactylus says

    Is there grog in space? Are parrots dangerous in enclosed capsules because the H5 thingy? Davy Jones locker is far more vast out there. Time to raise the Jolly Roger. Shiver me timbers nearer absolute zero. Enough pirate ships in space could reduce global warming.

  3. Larry says

    Didn’t the 60’s Canadian band, The Guess Who, have a song by the name “Space Pirate”?
    Oh, wait. It was “Sky Pilot”.
    Never mind.

  4. wzrd1 says

    @hemidactylus, my timbers are shivering, although my skin is stuck at 2 Kelvin.
    Still, resistance is character forming, so the Space Farce is launching their Colon Snipers to intercept. We’ll protect the Confederacy of Impotency or no money back!
    Although, space in some parts is decidedly moist and oh! An ethanol cloud, I’ll BRB…

    Everyone’s invited to our Space Karaoke! We’ll get to those pirates later, hit them with the souper dooper pooperscooper missile…

  5. birgerjohansson says

    As I recall from “Spaceballs “, the space diners sometimes serve tainted food, leading to explosive chest-busting. So make sure to cook your own food.

  6. says

    It’s been about four years—has the game seen some of the mysteries clarified?

    I’ve been thinking about checking the new content, but there are so many other games!

  7. firebirdkat says

    If space is getting boring you can always fire up Minecraft and jump on Sitosis – on the current map we have lots of farms and resources available so you can build a new home there as safely and quietly as you want.

  8. birgerjohansson says

    OT
    …and while you sit in front of the console, you can chuckle about Putin’s latest misfortune; 22,000 Russians are in danger of being cut off at Izyum after their upper chain of command got disrupted by explosively dying.

  9. strangerinastrangeland says

    @birgerjohansson #6

    On the topic of food in space I can highly recommend the comedy sketch “Dearth Star Canteen” by Eddie Izzard. Darth Vader getting lunch and while there is no chest bursting, there are other problems involved.

  10. Artor says

    Of course, I am ashamed of my ignorance. It’s not a cape at all, it’s a towel.

  11. birgerjohansson says

    -To be aware of all the dangers in space, you need to be well informed about the shape-changing Jewish space lizard people (yes. They are a thing).*
    The Scathing Atheist has an update on David Icke’s writings, and more.
    “The Scathing Atheist 481 Uterus business edition”
    https://youtu.be/cKFLMbjHCjw
    *that I can write a sentence like this and not make it up proves we are living inside a South Park episode

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