Got this in my email this morning. Now I’m triggered.
No. I don’t believe a bowl of gummy bears will change my life. I’m going to guess these contain cannabis, but I don’t care enough about my hypothesis to click and check.
The Fox News logo immediately alerted me that this is garbage marketed at old gomers, and I’m not there yet.
Then there’s “AND SO DO THE THE SHARK’S”. Double “the”, inappropriate possessive, and citing Shark Tank, that show about a group of arrogant capitalists? No thank you.