Can haz spider time?

I’ve been doing class stuff all morning. I haven’t left the house in several day. I haven’t fed the spiders in five days. Am I permitted to go into the lab for an hour or so today? I promise to avoid touching anything, to wash my hands thoroughly, and feed the girls with lots of tasty flies. And I’ll buckle down to more grading as soon as I get back.

They miss me. Or at least they miss dinner.


  1. blf says

    They miss me. Or at least they miss dinner.

    There’s a difference?
    Well, Ok, yer probably a slightly bigger fly…

  2. says

    “Can haz spider time?”
    That’s a big disappointment, let’s have some truth in advertising.
    That title led me to expect some cute pictures of fluffy spiders doing amusing things!

  3. blf says

    @2, Yeah, a selfie of poopyhead ah, “feeding” the spiders could be amusing. It would truly be a once-in-a-lifetime production… The mildly deranged penguin looks forward to seeing the flies cheering the evil mad scientist’s self-sacrifice. At least until they realise they are trapped in the box with some bloated spiders who will, eventually, need to eat again.

  4. blf says

    @5, I’ve some sharp knives and know how to clean fish… but never tried any butchery, other than fending off peas.