Over on the Patreon site, I posted a photo of a proud spider mama and her freshly laid egg sac, and I called her Parentsteatoda tepidariorum, rather than Parasteatoda tepidariorum, because that’s how degraded my sense of humor has become over the last few days.
Slap me. Slap me hard, I deserve it.
What do you get when you cross a dad joke with a scientist joke? You get me. I’m so ashamed.