Except that it’s kind of firm and fluid filled. And it hurts. And it wobbles when I walk on it.
[Doctor shouts from stage left: “Then don’t walk on it!”]
OK, imaginary doctor, if you say so.
[Futurist shouts from stage right: “Would you like robot limbs, and a jetpack?”]
Yes, imaginary futurist, sign me up! Can you get me those before this sloppy aching mess heals up?
[Futurist whispers: “no.“]
Shut the fuck up, stupid futurist.