I study large hairless mammals who are the dominant species on earth. Specifically, I study the myriad ways they have screwed up in recorded history (and a few good things). Sometimes I think biology or palaeontology would have been simplerester.
chigau (違う)says
Where do slime molds fit?
Ogvorbis wants to know: WTF!?!?!?!says
chigau:
Where do slime molds fit?
Anywhere that is damp — under rotting logs, in wet leaves, lawns, wood chips, even some fish tanks. And, being rather free form, they fit anywhere.
(Yeah, not what you meant, but if someone feeds me a straight line, I’m all over it like scratches on eyeglasses.)
What a Maroon, living up to the 'nymsays
I prefer to study yeast, and more specifically, the effects of the byproducts of yeast metabolism on the consciousness of large mammals.
What a Maroon, living up to the 'nymsays
To be even more specific, large, bipedal social mammals.
Rob Grigjanissays
What a Moon @9: You mean initially bipedal.
Rob Grigjanissays
Maroon! Not sure if that was me or fuckin autocorrect. Still not quite used to the new MacBook.
What a Maroon, living up to the 'nymsays
Rob Grigjanis,
I’ve been called worse.
Have you been peeking at my lab notes? I still haven’t published.
chigau (違う)says
Ogvorbis
Glad to help.
;)
cartomancersays
I think I’ll stick with studying dead things if it’s all right with you. Though the ones I study tend to have Latin names too…
Ogvorbis wants to know: WTF!?!?!?!says
cartomancer:
I think I’ll stick with studying dead things if it’s all right with you.
My career? Sorry, you specified Latin: Vitaemeae mortuus
busterggisays
Shouldn’t there also be the question “Do you spend most of your time online?” with no leading back and yes going to cats?
blfsays
The mildly deranged penguin points out the most essential biologist’s tool is completely missing: A Ring of Power. With one, all sorts of ghouls and goblins and orcs and trolls and even some of the rarer cheeses seek you out. Being quick dissecting with a sword or an axe is a useful skill as some of those cheeses can be quite unfriendly.
salty-horse says
This is by Rosemary Mosco: http://www.birdandmoon.com/comic/study-species/
Prints are available: https://topatoco.com/products/romo-studyanimals
dhabecker says
I’ve been studying my wife for over 50 years; still clueless.
quotetheunquote says
Yep. Works for me – goes right to birds.
PZ Myers says
Attribution corrected.
Ogvorbis wants to know: WTF!?!?!?! says
I study large hairless mammals who are the dominant species on earth. Specifically, I study the myriad ways they have screwed up in recorded history (and a few good things). Sometimes I think biology or palaeontology would have been simplerester.
chigau (違う) says
Where do slime molds fit?
Ogvorbis wants to know: WTF!?!?!?! says
chigau:
Anywhere that is damp — under rotting logs, in wet leaves, lawns, wood chips, even some fish tanks. And, being rather free form, they fit anywhere.
(Yeah, not what you meant, but if someone feeds me a straight line, I’m all over it like scratches on eyeglasses.)
What a Maroon, living up to the 'nym says
I prefer to study yeast, and more specifically, the effects of the byproducts of yeast metabolism on the consciousness of large mammals.
What a Maroon, living up to the 'nym says
To be even more specific, large, bipedal social mammals.
Rob Grigjanis says
What a Moon @9: You mean initially bipedal.
Rob Grigjanis says
Maroon! Not sure if that was me or fuckin autocorrect. Still not quite used to the new MacBook.
What a Maroon, living up to the 'nym says
Rob Grigjanis,
I’ve been called worse.
Have you been peeking at my lab notes? I still haven’t published.
chigau (違う) says
Ogvorbis
Glad to help.
;)
cartomancer says
I think I’ll stick with studying dead things if it’s all right with you. Though the ones I study tend to have Latin names too…
Ogvorbis wants to know: WTF!?!?!?! says
cartomancer:
My career? Sorry, you specified Latin: Vitaemeae mortuus
busterggi says
Shouldn’t there also be the question “Do you spend most of your time online?” with no leading back and yes going to cats?
blf says
The mildly deranged penguin points out the most essential biologist’s tool is completely missing: A Ring of Power. With one, all sorts of ghouls and goblins and orcs and trolls and even some of the rarer cheeses seek you out. Being quick dissecting with a sword or an axe is a useful skill as some of those cheeses can be quite unfriendly.
Callinectes says
I’d happily spend my life with horseshoe crabs.