And here comes the heavy artillery: a new children’s book, Santa’s Husband, features a Santa Claus who is not only black, but is also gay, with a white husband — miscegenation! I’d like to imagine the religious right would just shrug and find joy in the fact that it’s about happy, loving people celebrating their religious holiday, but I don’t think it’ll happen — anyone remember Megyn Kelly’s insistence that Santa had to be white?
What next? Santa is a lesbian Asian woman? Would it make it OK if she was played by Cate Blanchett?
You know, I’m going all the way to Squid Santa.
Or maybe Cthulhu Claus.
Warning: They’re also polyamorous, two-spirit, progressive-anarchist socialists.
Is that Groot as a pipe?
No. Laverne Cox should play Santa the lesbian Asian woman, OBVIOUSLY.
Yeah! They look so happy and adorable on the cover.
Cthulhu Claus – he knows if you’ve been bad or good… but he doesn’t care. He’ll eat you either way.
Squid Santa can hand out presents 8 times faster at the local shopping center .
Sqiudmasmonster should be emitting rolling clouds of black “smoke” from its peculiarly placed pipe.
And in the UK, Threats to boycott Tesco after Muslim family features in Christmas ad: “Social media users react badly to TV campaign, with some suggesting the supermarket chain has Christmas”. For example,