Halloween’s over, time to renew the War on Christmas


And here comes the heavy artillery: a new children’s book, Santa’s Husband, features a Santa Claus who is not only black, but is also gay, with a white husband — miscegenation! I’d like to imagine the religious right would just shrug and find joy in the fact that it’s about happy, loving people celebrating their religious holiday, but I don’t think it’ll happen — anyone remember Megyn Kelly’s insistence that Santa had to be white?

What next? Santa is a lesbian Asian woman? Would it make it OK if she was played by Cate Blanchett?

You know, I’m going all the way to Squid Santa.

Or maybe Cthulhu Claus.

Warning: They’re also polyamorous, two-spirit, progressive-anarchist socialists.

Comments

  1. says

    What next? Santa is a lesbian Asian woman? Would it make it OK if she was played by Cate Blanchett?

    No. Laverne Cox should play Santa the lesbian Asian woman, OBVIOUSLY.

  2. Gregory Greenwood says

    Cthulhu Claus – he knows if you’ve been bad or good… but he doesn’t care. He’ll eat you either way.