Tucker Carlson, xenophobic bigot and dumbass » « Where’s my magical truth detector? I’m sure it’s somewhere in my lab. Mary’s Monday Metazoan: Son of Spongebob The sequel is going to go a bit dark: this is a deep ocean sponge. It’s dark and ominous, and it’s also carnivorous, with sticky spines for capturing and killing passing animals. I think that thing has been waiting for me in a lot of my nightmares. Share this:PrintEmailShare on TumblrTweet Tucker Carlson, xenophobic bigot and dumbass » « Where’s my magical truth detector? I’m sure it’s somewhere in my lab.
zibble says 14 August 2017 at 9:09 pm This Michelangelo piece comes to mind: http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/article/3/8/4/17384.jpg?v=1
timberwraith says 14 August 2017 at 10:11 pm Uh oh. I think I saw that growing in my refrigerator. Will a box of baking soda fix the problem?
emergence says 15 August 2017 at 3:58 am timberwraith @2 What problem? Don’t you want to make friends with them?
cervantes says 15 August 2017 at 7:26 am Would you say that sponges are truly metazoans, or are they better thought of as colonial protists?
Saganite, a haunter of demons says 15 August 2017 at 3:53 pm Who lives in the shadowy depths of the sea? Spinerob Killsands!
emergence says 16 August 2017 at 4:30 am robro @6 That’s not a very nice thing to say about the sponge.
This Michelangelo piece comes to mind:
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/article/3/8/4/17384.jpg?v=1
Uh oh. I think I saw that growing in my refrigerator. Will a box of baking soda fix the problem?
timberwraith @2
What problem? Don’t you want to make friends with them?
Would you say that sponges are truly metazoans, or are they better thought of as colonial protists?
Sponge Monster Nightmare Pants?
Strangely, it reminds me of The Donald and his “base.”
Who lives in the shadowy depths of the sea?
Spinerob Killsands!
robro @6
That’s not a very nice thing to say about the sponge.