This is a story about sex dolls — specifically, male sex dolls. By the way, totally NSFW.
I was horrified and offended. Not by the sex dolls, though, or the fact that some people really want these things — that’s fine, whatever floats your boat — but by a comment the owner makes. She’s asked by the reporter where these dolls are most popular, and she says “Texas, Minnesota, and Michigan…Republican states“.
I will have you know that Minnesota is not a Republican state.
I may have to sue for the damage to our reputation.