All hail, Great Leader Trump. Did you know that Great Leader Trump played a par of 18 on his first game of golf. He then quit the game to focus on his Great Science Genius.
zetopansays
“When did North Korea sneak in and take over Fox News?”
Are you sure that you have the causal link in the correct order?
DLCsays
All will now fall in behind the Great And Powerful Drumpf.
Menyambalsays
We don’t get to see his ex-wives? Or did his children spring from his forehead?
Wasn’t Fox News once against Trump? I seem to recall some opposition.
How many times can one say “trump” in 16 seconds? That word has lost all meaning by the end of the clip.
davidnanglesays
“Wasn’t Fox News once against Trump?” The prostitute doesn’t always like the john… but he or she learns to shut up and perform.
robrosays
This is easy: Rupert Murdoch is Kim Jong-un. Have you ever seen them in a picture together? QED.
Scientismistsays
The clip auto-repeated on my phone. It took until the fourth time through before I realized that it wasn’t just reporting that a puffy fanfare (and his down-escalator) were the only positive things they could say about Trump.
It seems funny but whenever I think about what Erdogan is doing in Turkey, and how Yeltsin and Putin managed to steal Russia’s fledgling democracy, my laughter feels a bit strained. I can’t even think of any good tumbril jokes anymore.
laurentweppesays
When did North Korea sneak in and take over Fox News?
8.000 years ago, when early neolithic chieftains started to order their followers to pretend that their lazy first-born sons where the most legitimate heirs to the village.
busterggisays
gijoel @ 1. above – that’s a lie – Trump came in 17 under par.
Beatrice, an amateur cynic looking for a happy thoughtsays
Hm, the intro reminds of the intro to Hunger Games.
busterggi@#11:
No, he scored natural “eagles” — it’s true. A radiant eagle swooped down, grabbed his ball on the fly, and dropped it into the hole while Ted Nugent music played by a celestial orchestra. I wasn’t there but I heard it from someone who was.
Akira MacKenziesays
Now, now. It’s only totalitarian brainwashing when “liberals” do it. ;)
Numenastersays
I would pay to see an eagle grab Trump by the ball.
What a Maroon, living up to the 'nymsays
Menyambal,
Wasn’t Fox News once against Trump? I seem to recall some opposition.
Oceania has always been at war with East Asia.
What a Maroon, living up to the 'nymsays
What I get for not previewing…..
The second line in my @16 is quoting Menyambal.
What a Maroon, living up to the 'nymsays
You know, Dennis Rodman supports both Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump.
Could this all be part of his plot to take over the world?
Has anyone ever seen Dennis Rodman and Queen Elizabeth in the same room? I thought not…
Much like Hillary, Trump is not only a chickenshit he is a liar: there were multiple offers to meet his $10 million dollar demand for a debate. But he chickened out.
All hail, Great Leader Trump. Did you know that Great Leader Trump played a par of 18 on his first game of golf. He then quit the game to focus on his Great Science Genius.
“When did North Korea sneak in and take over Fox News?”
Are you sure that you have the causal link in the correct order?
All will now fall in behind the Great And Powerful Drumpf.
We don’t get to see his ex-wives? Or did his children spring from his forehead?
Wasn’t Fox News once against Trump? I seem to recall some opposition.
How many times can one say “trump” in 16 seconds? That word has lost all meaning by the end of the clip.
“Wasn’t Fox News once against Trump?” The prostitute doesn’t always like the john… but he or she learns to shut up and perform.
This is easy: Rupert Murdoch is Kim Jong-un. Have you ever seen them in a picture together? QED.
The clip auto-repeated on my phone. It took until the fourth time through before I realized that it wasn’t just reporting that a puffy fanfare (and his down-escalator) were the only positive things they could say about Trump.
It seems funny but whenever I think about what Erdogan is doing in Turkey, and how Yeltsin and Putin managed to steal Russia’s fledgling democracy, my laughter feels a bit strained. I can’t even think of any good tumbril jokes anymore.
8.000 years ago, when early neolithic chieftains started to order their followers to pretend that their lazy first-born sons where the most legitimate heirs to the village.
gijoel @ 1. above – that’s a lie – Trump came in 17 under par.
Hm, the intro reminds of the intro to Hunger Games.
busterggi@#11:
No, he scored natural “eagles” — it’s true. A radiant eagle swooped down, grabbed his ball on the fly, and dropped it into the hole while Ted Nugent music played by a celestial orchestra. I wasn’t there but I heard it from someone who was.
Now, now. It’s only totalitarian brainwashing when “liberals” do it. ;)
I would pay to see an eagle grab Trump by the ball.
Menyambal,
Wasn’t Fox News once against Trump? I seem to recall some opposition.
Oceania has always been at war with East Asia.
What I get for not previewing…..
The second line in my @16 is quoting Menyambal.
You know, Dennis Rodman supports both Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump.
Could this all be part of his plot to take over the world?
Has anyone ever seen Dennis Rodman and Queen Elizabeth in the same room? I thought not…
It looks like an “American Camelot” … So nothing new.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/11/12/how-jackie-kennedy-invented-the-camelot-legend-after-jfk-s-death.html
Much like Hillary, Trump is not only a chickenshit he is a liar: there were multiple offers to meet his $10 million dollar demand for a debate. But he chickened out.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/chrisgeidner/tech-company-we-will-put-up-10-million-for-bernie-trump-deba?utm_term=.lok27wP5V#.mqQ5m18x0
Trump’s new theme song:
https://youtu.be/BZwuTo7zKM8?t=62
The best gif I’ve seen today about Trump clucking away from his own debate.
@20 MassMomentumEnergy
“Much like Hillary, Trump is…”
*sigh* /eyeroll
@15 Numenaster:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M41aZX5ijVM
Very nearly got your wish.
So it would seem that Pharyngula is popular in North Korea.
There is something very fishy about the timing of this and our overlord’s recent sojourn to “South” Korea….